Sakura Kinomoto vs. The Axis

[Yogi]

All right, which part of Illusion do you not quite get. They see things that are not there, and hide things that are there.
If not, how about creating a Mirror image of her to run in the opposite direction?
If not, how about trapping the scouts in a Loop in space?
If not, how about simply making herself very Little and hiding?
If not, how about stopping Time and then running to a safe place?
If not, how about hiding in a Shadow until they pass by?
If not, how about hiding in a giant extradimentional Maze until the Germans pass by?

If you think that any of the above will not work, then please tell me exactly how the Germans will be able to counter them.

Besides, what part of "German Command Centers" didn't you understand? To be more specific, she's going to take out the important protected areas. Besides, why does she need to win in a month?

As for the "Magically Omiincient" part. First of all, she doesn't need to be omnicient. Besides, she isn't. She simply knows about any dangers to her days in advance, that's all.

[MKSheppard]

Yes, Shep, OF COURSE her magic only works at night.

You stupid fucknut.....She ends up strolling down the fucking street
at 7PM not knowing about the curfew, and gets shot as a partisan 5 minutes
after ending up in occupied france....

[Kuja]

Eventually any army set up the way the nazis were will set up harsher standard...start killing any civilain that does anything pertaining to anything unusual and unless Sakura is a cold hearted bitch who doesn't mind that her action are bring the slaughter of hundreds, she'll either lay low for even longer or she'll surrender or change her actions thus allowing them some idea that this isn't some act of nature and an act from an intelligent being thus try to set up some trap.

Leap of logic. You assume that because the Nazi killed random civilians for guerilla activities, they'll kill them in retaliation for a tornado.

You stupid fucknut.....She ends up strolling down the fucking street
at 7PM not knowing about the curfew, and gets shot as a partisan 5 minutes after ending up in occupied france....

If she even BOTHERS to enter the town, she'll SEE other people heading home and clearing the streets. She might be japanese, but she's not retarded.

[Ghost Rider]

So she automatically knows every single command HQ, whether they move or not...sure...why not continue and go she'll automatically convert them into Jews and have them get hung by their own SS while we're at it.

Literally you ahve said she is ultra knowledgeable, has all the right tools, has the magical all-seeing future device and thus will have no problem disregarding she is not a warrior and she is going up against the predominant force at the time.

[MKSheppard]

If she even BOTHERS to enter the town, she'll SEE other people heading home and clearing the streets. She might be japanese, but she's not retarded.

This is REALITY, not some jap writers wankfest fantasy.....she dies because
in the real world, the bad guys are not stupid.....

[Ghost Rider]

As for my leap of logic...they're not going to even possibly assume for a second that that it might not have some human source behind because well it just can't.

Well Vines and mountains just don't appear

Volcanos just don't happen

And people just don't fall asleep, but they'll just cower in fear of that but not start killing people because it's no way that a person may being doing just this...because????

[Kuja]

If she even BOTHERS to enter the town, she'll SEE other people heading home and clearing the streets. She might be japanese, but she's not retarded.

This is REALITY, not some jap writers wankfest fantasy.....she dies because
in the real world, the bad guys are not stupid.....

Concession Accepted.

[Ghost Rider]

So she wins because how again?

No one has answered this aside from she'll make Tanks disappear and towns fall asleep and leap to the conclusion because this happens the Axis will all throw down their guns in some gesture to appease the gods.

[Yogi]

Did you miss my section on taking out COMMAND CENTERS and the BRAINS of the Germans again?

Well, now you know.

[Ghost Rider]

Ah but you said the Axis...so she destroy all German command centers(because obviously they never move and always sit on their ass and stay in one place during wartime)

Thus she's just going let the Japanese run rampant throughout China and East Asia.

I see...so she'll just automatically just wave her hand poof...no problem because she can just do it because whatever happens in a show will happen on a continetial effect and the Germans will sit here stupid and blind because they're evil.

[MKSheppard]

Concession Accepted.

No Concession ACCEPTED! You have yet to show one reason why
the Axis forces will cower and run away like little girls. They'd just
think that the Allies were trying something really nasty.

[Yogi]

NO, more like you claim the Germans will be able to counter her abilities, without EVER detailing HOW they are going to do it.

[MKSheppard]

NO, more like you claim the Germans will be able to counter her abilities, without EVER detailing HOW they are going to do it.

You claim the same guys who managed to make homing devices that homed
into the British Bomber Radar sets are going to sit around like a bunch of
stumblefucks while shit happens without figuring out WTF is going on?

[Ghost Rider]

They shoot her with artillery unless she constantly does low level clandestine activities and stays out of the eyes of every single inhabitant of Nazi held territory.

You're assuming no one will ever see her(not a German...I mean anyone...you do know how intelligence gathering works?) and thus no possible rumor because she'll be invisible and they';ll just sit on their collective arse...twiddling their thumbs.

So unless you can come up with how she'll remain invisible for the entire what...15...20 years...oh yes the whole kill the command centers...because they never move...because no army ever comes up with the idea of staying in one place can become a target. and thus she'll route the entire German forces, then proceed merrily to the Japanese side of the conflict.

[Yogi]

All right.

Observed: Weird stuff is happening which cannot be explained by any conventional knowledge of weapons or physics.

Conclusion: A grade school girl with a stuffed animal, a high school boy, and another girl, together is causing all of this.

Yeah. Riiight.

Not saying that they won't take extra precautions, but saying "They'll figure it out somehow." won't cut it. What will make them reach the conclusion?

[Yogi]

When did I say that they will be twiddling their thumbs?

I agreed that they would go and try to find her, then detailed why it won't work.

Besides how would someone seeing a girl walking in the forrest be connected with the destruction of Berlin, which is sround twenty miles away?

[MKSheppard]

Not saying that they won't take extra precautions, but saying "They'll figure it out somehow." won't cut it. What will make them reach the conclusion?

Easy:

"Mein Sturmbannfuehrer, here are the reports from our Gestapo informants
on new arrivals in the town of Oderau before the...incident at the Renault
works.....(She ends up killing FRENCHMEN)"

"Have them brought in and interrogated."

(2 weeks later)

"Mein Sturmbannfuehrer, I've found the key event between all of these
mysterious attacks! In every instance, our informants reported that
a Girl aged 10 years was sighted right before the attacks..."

"Odd, but have her brought in."

[Kuja]

No Concession ACCEPTED! You have yet to show one reason why
the Axis forces will cower and run away like little girls. They'd just
think that the Allies were trying something really nasty.

CONCESSION ACCEPTED. YOU, Shep, have to show that the Axis will figure out it's a little girl causing it, and 'they'll figure it out' doesn't cut it.

[Yogi]

Plus, the Allies won't take 15-20 years to get back on their feet. They DO include America, you remember that, right?

Besides, America was doing very well in the Japanese conflict. Didn't say a word about Japan.

Besides, Berlin doesn't move.

[MKSheppard]

CONCESSION ACCEPTED. YOU, Shep, have to show that the Axis will figure out it's a little girl causing it, and 'they'll figure it out' doesn't cut it.

When the Gestapo notices that IN EVERY FUCKING INSTANCE, There's a 10
year old girl that appears RIGHT FUCKING BEFORE SHIT HAPPENS, they'll
have her brought in.....If anything else, the Reichsfuehrer-SS himself, Himmler,
was fucking BIG on the occult..

[Ghost Rider]

They will either come to the conclusion act of god or outside source...more than likely outside source...if it continues to attack just them.

If you see something attack only your stuff you come to the conclusion it must be some outside source that is against you.

True, no immediate thought of 10 year old girl.

As to finding out...she makes a single mistake(any use of magic in any way) and some country bumpkin sees her(unless she's just cloaked 24-7) and the word spread they find out specifically it's her they want and she is deemed kill on sight.

She has the problem of they only need her to make one mistake...she needs them to be stupid a million times.

[Yogi]

Easy:

"Mein Sturmbannfuehrer, here are the reports from our Gestapo informants
on new arrivals in the town of Oderau before the...incident at the Renault
works.....(She ends up killing FRENCHMEN)"

"Have them brought in and interrogated."

(2 weeks later)

"Mein Sturmbannfuehrer, I've found the key event between all of these
mysterious attacks! In every instance, our informants reported that
a Girl aged 10 years was sighted right before the attacks..."

"Odd, but have her brought in."

Did you miss the part about Sleeping the opposition before launching the attacks?

Well, in case you did before, you know now.

[MKSheppard]

Did you miss the part about Sleeping the opposition before launching the attacks?

Well, in case you did before, you know now.

So, she's going to make the entire fucking town go to sleep before she
even enters it?

Because that's the only way she's going to avoid being linked to these
mysterious attacks.

[Kuja]

You don't get it, do you Shep? If she even BOTHERS to enter the locale of her target, she can make herself INVISIBLE. Do you know what INVISIBLE means, Shep?

As to finding out...she makes a single mistake(any use of magic in any way) and some country bumpkin sees her(unless she's just cloaked 24-7) and the word spread they find out specifically it's her they want and she is deemed kill on sight.

Assuming the country bumpkin is a brainwashed German Nazi and not a frenchmen, or non-Nazi.

[Kuja]

So, she's going to make the entire fucking town go to sleep before she
even enters it?

Because that's the only way she's going to avoid being linked to these
mysterious attacks.

Yes. She can do that.