[Humor] Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a B5er

Post by **Steve** » 2002-12-11 09:57pm

Top Ten Ways to Piss a B5er off:

10. Refer to TNT as the greatest station ever.

9. Say that "B5 is nothing but a Star Trek ripoff"

8. Tell him that, in bed, he can't get past One.

7. Break his self-made isil'zha medallion.

6. Call Ivanova an incompetent slut.

5. Ask him "Who are you, what do you want, and why do you watch that crappy show?"

4. One word: Sierra.

3. Open your mouth and speak (for Enlightenment only).

2. Continually refuse to respond to his pickup line about how big his "Minbari fighting pike" is.

And the Number One Way to Piss a B5er off.....

1. Nuke www.b5tech.com

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-12-11 09:58pm

You forgot: Refer to Bester as a Dark Jedi.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-12-11 10:02pm

The Dark wrote:You forgot: Refer to Bester as a Dark Jedi.

How about "Bester, Chekov's evil twin."

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-11 10:05pm

Steve wrote:Top Ten Ways to Piss a B5er off:

10. Refer to TNT as the greatest station ever.

Who? I'm an Aussie.

9. Say that "B5 is nothing but a Star Trek ripoff"

I would have granted that in the early 90's, but since DS9 and the B&B travesties... Well, its a different story.

8. Tell him that, in bed, he can't get past One.

Huh?

7. Break his self-made isil'zha medallion.

Why would you want an isil'zha medallion?

6. Call Ivanova an incompetent slut.

HEATHEN!

5. Ask him "Who are you, what do you want, and why do you watch that crappy show?"

Because the only other Sci-fi on TV used to be Voyager.

4. One word: Sierra.

Speak that name again and I'll kill you myself.

3. Open your mouth and speak (for Enlightenment only).

Enlightenment shits me even when he's NOT talking about B5.

2. Continually refuse to respond to his pickup line about how big his "Minbari fighting pike" is.

That only works on a select few women.

And the Number One Way to Piss a B5er off.....

1. Nuke www.b5tech.com

And I'd care why?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-11 10:09pm

weemadando wrote:
Steve wrote:4. One word: Sierra.
Speak that name again and I'll kill you myself.

Sierra! SierraSierraSierra! *runs*

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-12-11 10:10pm

weemadando wrote:
Steve wrote:4. One word: Sierra.
Speak that name again and I'll kill you myself.

Down boy, down. I feel your pain, but rejoice! All is not lost! Buda 5 and IFH (and the FS2 B5 Mod team) shall be your saivor in these dark times!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-12-11 10:14pm

Sierra? I think I missed something in that one. What's Sierra, and what's so bad about it?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-11 11:09pm

Tell him that, in bed, he can't get past One.

Ouch.

My favorite way to piss of a 5er is to engage him in a long and philosophical discussion comparing the relative merits of the Vorlons, the Shadows, and the Oompa-Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I think that would just make their day.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-12-11 11:19pm

Cant get past one? My goodness.

For all of of you uninformed troglodites, centauri have six uhm.. well that have six see. And one is like ehh kinda good, two is better, and by six its like UNF UNF UNF YESS OH YESS OH MY GODS YES. You get the idea.

And Ando, would you mind IMing me and explaining the word? I might have missed the episode, or my brain needs jarring.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-11 11:19pm

The Dark wrote:Sierra? I think I missed something in that one. What's Sierra, and what's so bad about it?

I think they cancelled the B5 game.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-12-11 11:21pm

neoolong wrote:
The Dark wrote:Sierra? I think I missed something in that one. What's Sierra, and what's so bad about it?
I think they cancelled the B5 game.

The B5 space sim, to be exact. The game was roughly 80% complete, and Sierra axed it, shoved the source code in a vault, and is sitting on it, doing absolutely nothing with it.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-11 11:22pm

neoolong wrote:
The Dark wrote:Sierra? I think I missed something in that one. What's Sierra, and what's so bad about it?
I think they cancelled the B5 game.

Bingo. They cancelled it and generally treated the fans shoddlly in the process.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2002-12-11 11:45pm

Remind them that two 2 MT nukes can destroy a Mimbari Crusier.

MirrorUniverseSpy1 · Post by **MirrorUniverseSpy1** » 2002-12-11 11:53pm

Quite original. I have seen Trek and Wars lists like this, but
never a B5 one before.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-12 12:25am

paladin wrote: How about "Bester, Chekov's evil twin."

Damn right. Walter Koenig IS chekhov

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-12 12:25am

Fuck you!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-12-12 12:56am

Anyone remember Chekhovs Enterprise where chekhov goes into the past, takes over the NX-01, and then all of Koenigs roles appear on the ship? Bester was badass in that. MWAHAHAHAHA.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-12 01:40am

weemadando wrote:Enlightenment shits me even when he's NOT talking about B5.

I'm not familiar with Aussie slang. What's that mean in English? Scares? Angers? Around here the closest slang term to 'shits' would be 'shitting me,' meaning 'telling lies.'

Hallelujah! I've reached infamy at last!

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-12 04:22am

Stormbringer wrote:
neoolong wrote:
The Dark wrote:Sierra? I think I missed something in that one. What's Sierra, and what's so bad about it?
I think they cancelled the B5 game.
Bingo. They cancelled it and generally treated the fans shoddlly in the process.

Its for that reason that every chance I get I pirate Sierra stuff. Only buying it if it proves worthy, which is 3 games in 4 years (my software purchases exceed 2 a month on average) Arcanum, Homeworld + Cataclysm and SWAT3.

Fuck them. Fuck them in their useless fucking arses.

How much would it cost to hire a bunch of spetznas to send into the Sierra offices and "liberate" the game code?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-12 04:34am

Of course They also did the same thing to the David Drake Tank Game....

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