Narns: The Klingons of B5?

SF: discuss futuristic sci-fi series, ideas, and crossovers.

Moderator: NecronLord

User avatar
Balrog
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2258
Joined: 2002-12-29 09:29pm
Location: Fortress of Angband

Narns: The Klingons of B5?

Post by Balrog »

I'd been thinking about this the other day and it got me wondering. Both are a proud war-like race, both charge heedlessly into the enemy's guns, and both tend to get the crap kicked out of them by competent foes. Are the Narns as bad as the Klingons, or is there some redeeming factor to them?
'Ai! ai!' wailed Legolas. 'A Balrog! A Balrog is come!'
Gimli stared with wide eyes. 'Durin's Bane!' he cried, and letting his axe fall he covered his face.
'A Balrog,' muttered Gandalf. 'Now I understand.' He faltered and leaned heavily on his staff. 'What an evil fortune! And I am already weary.'
- J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
User avatar
Lord Zentei
Space Elf Psyker
Posts: 8742
Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.

Re: Narns: The Klingons of B5?

Post by Lord Zentei »

Balrog wrote:I'd been thinking about this the other day and it got me wondering. Both are a proud war-like race, both charge heedlessly into the enemy's guns, and both tend to get the crap kicked out of them by competent foes. Are the Narns as bad as the Klingons, or is there some redeeming factor to them?
1). The Narns don't have bad hair.

2). The Narns don't have those silly ronco vegematic things (damn silly weapons).

3). The Narns have better table manners.
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron

TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet

And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! :mrgreen: -- Asuka
User avatar
NecronLord
Harbinger of Doom
Harbinger of Doom
Posts: 27384
Joined: 2002-07-07 06:30am
Location: The Lost City

Post by NecronLord »

Errr... Have you watched ST? In universe they're a potent military force. Hell, they beat the Federation when the two went to war in the alternate universe. And Q seemed to consider it plausible that they could beat the Romulans.

What's more, the Narns were defeated by a race with technology a million years better than theirs. A Culture Mind couldn't win that war.
Superior Moderator - BotB - HAB [Drill Instructor]-Writer- Stardestroyer.net's resident Star-God.
"We believe in the systematic understanding of the physical world through observation and experimentation, argument and debate and most of all freedom of will." ~ Stargate: The Ark of Truth
User avatar
General Zod
Never Shuts Up
Posts: 29211
Joined: 2003-11-18 03:08pm
Location: The Clearance Rack
Contact:

Re: Narns: The Klingons of B5?

Post by General Zod »

Balrog wrote:I'd been thinking about this the other day and it got me wondering. Both are a proud war-like race, both charge heedlessly into the enemy's guns, and both tend to get the crap kicked out of them by competent foes. Are the Narns as bad as the Klingons, or is there some redeeming factor to them?
Narms actually seem to care about things beyond combat and dying gloriously in combat.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
User avatar
Nephtys
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 6227
Joined: 2005-04-02 10:54pm
Location: South Cali... where life is cheap!

Post by Nephtys »

The Narns are probably more accurately described as 'Space Indians'. Only without suicide. They got pushed off their home by an immensely more powerful military power.

Only, after that, they become 'Space Palestinians' and get very angry, and very armed, who capitalize on the political weakness of the Centauri government.

Plus. Narns don't brawl unless everyone else is. They stick to guns, and ships. None of the 'personal honor' crap either, beyond reasonable levels. Given the fact that they don't boast about being predators, and were an agrarian people before being enslaved (or at least, G'Kar claims so), they're a LOT better.
User avatar
Stofsk
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 12925
Joined: 2003-11-10 12:36am

Post by Stofsk »

Nephtys wrote:Plus. Narns don't brawl unless everyone else is.
False. The Narn started the riot in the episode 'The long twilight struggle' by brawling.
They stick to guns, and ships.
They also have knives and swords. They seem to have no problem using poisoned blades as well.
None of the 'personal honor' crap either, beyond reasonable levels.
Depends on what you mean. G'kar had to duel an upstart Narn youth firebrand for leadership of B5's Narn population in the episode 'Acts of Sacrifice'. Narn have a sword that looks remarkably similar to the Japanese katana and apparently they have a blade culture that says 'once drawn it cannot be sheathed without drawing blood'. Narn stand by ritual quite a fair bit too.
Given the fact that they don't boast about being predators, and were an agrarian people before being enslaved (or at least, G'Kar claims so), they're a LOT better.
They simply have more depth, something which the later generations of Star Trek can only dream about.
Image
User avatar
Batman
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 16398
Joined: 2002-07-09 04:51am
Location: Seriously thinking about moving to Marvel because so much of the DCEU stinks

Post by Batman »

Stofsk wrote:
Nephtys wrote:Plus. Narns don't brawl unless everyone else is.
False. The Narn started the riot in the episode 'The long twilight struggle' by brawling.
They stick to guns, and ships.
They also have knives and swords. They seem to have no problem using poisoned blades as well.
In all fairness I think Nephtys meant 'in actual frontline combat' as opposed to 'ever'. She's wrong there too-'Severed Dreams', anyone?-but by and large they use ranged weapons a lot more consistently in war than the Klingons do.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
User avatar
Nephtys
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 6227
Joined: 2005-04-02 10:54pm
Location: South Cali... where life is cheap!

Post by Nephtys »

Batman wrote:
Stofsk wrote:
Nephtys wrote:Plus. Narns don't brawl unless everyone else is.
False. The Narn started the riot in the episode 'The long twilight struggle' by brawling.
They stick to guns, and ships.
They also have knives and swords. They seem to have no problem using poisoned blades as well.
In all fairness I think Nephtys meant 'in actual frontline combat' as opposed to 'ever'. She's wrong there too-'Severed Dreams', anyone?-but by and large they use ranged weapons a lot more consistently in war than the Klingons do.
That's what I meant. The katanas and stuff seemed ceremonial. Like when G'kar is caught by Centauri security, he fights them with a pistol instead of a knife.

Oddly, in B5's confined spaces, the EA Marines broke into hand to hand with Station Security, and the Narns. I'm thinking of passing that off as due to the environment than habit... such as screaming berserker open-field klingons.
User avatar
Imperial Overlord
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 11978
Joined: 2004-08-19 04:30am
Location: The Tower at Charm

Post by Imperial Overlord »

B5 likes hand to hand. Humans go hand to hand, Narns go hand to hand, and Mimbari have the fancy force pikes. Beating up on the Narns for doing in close quarters isn't really fair unless you beat up on everybody for it.
The Excellent Prismatic Spray. For when you absolutely, positively must kill a motherfucker. Accept no substitutions. Contact a magician of the later Aeons for details. Some conditions may apply.
User avatar
Lost Soal
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2615
Joined: 2002-10-22 06:25am
Location: Back in Newcastle.

Post by Lost Soal »

B5 likes hand to hand because, generally, guns are difficult to get on to the station, and for most riots, security doesn't want to shoot every one.
"May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk." - Ancient Egyptian Blessing

Ivanova is always right.
I will listen to Ivanova.
I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God.
AND, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out! - Babylon 5 Mantra

There is no "I" in TEAM. There is a ME however.
User avatar
Gustav32Vasa
Worthless Trolling Palm-Fucker
Posts: 2093
Joined: 2004-08-25 01:37pm
Location: Konungariket Sverige

Post by Gustav32Vasa »

Imperial Overlord wrote:B5 likes hand to hand. Humans go hand to hand, Narns go hand to hand, and Mimbari have the fancy force pikes. Beating up on the Narns for doing in close quarters isn't really fair unless you beat up on everybody for it.
Minbari
"Ha ha! Yes, Mark Evans is back, suckers, and he's the key to everything! He's the Half Blood Prince, he's Harry's Great-Aunt, he's the Heir of Gryffindor, he lives up the Pillar of Storgé and he owns the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk!" - J.K. Rowling
***
"Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on
the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your
hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."
User avatar
Batman
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 16398
Joined: 2002-07-09 04:51am
Location: Seriously thinking about moving to Marvel because so much of the DCEU stinks

Post by Batman »

Lost Soal wrote:B5 likes hand to hand because, generally, guns are difficult to get on to the station, and for most riots, security doesn't want to shoot every one.
Especially since post-TG PPGs don't have a stun setting.
And yeah, Gustav, that's one typo that happens a lot.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
User avatar
Nephtys
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 6227
Joined: 2005-04-02 10:54pm
Location: South Cali... where life is cheap!

Post by Nephtys »

Batman wrote:
Lost Soal wrote:B5 likes hand to hand because, generally, guns are difficult to get on to the station, and for most riots, security doesn't want to shoot every one.
Especially since post-TG PPGs don't have a stun setting.
And yeah, Gustav, that's one typo that happens a lot.
To quote JMS... "Stun settings are for people who can't commit." ;P
User avatar
Batman
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 16398
Joined: 2002-07-09 04:51am
Location: Seriously thinking about moving to Marvel because so much of the DCEU stinks

Post by Batman »

Well at least with a stun setting 'Shoot first, ask questions later' is actually an option :P
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
User avatar
Stofsk
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 12925
Joined: 2003-11-10 12:36am

Post by Stofsk »

Batman wrote:Well at least with a stun setting 'Shoot first, ask questions later' is actually an option :P
If you have to shoot it's a good assumption that asking questions later would be pointless anyway.
Image
User avatar
Batman
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 16398
Joined: 2002-07-09 04:51am
Location: Seriously thinking about moving to Marvel because so much of the DCEU stinks

Post by Batman »

Stofsk wrote:
Batman wrote:Well at least with a stun setting 'Shoot first, ask questions later' is actually an option :P
If you have to shoot it's a good assumption that asking questions later would be pointless anyway.
I disagree. Riot control comes to mind, HRTs wouldn't have to worry about accidentally hitting the hostages, Valen Police in general would probably love having a stun setting, and overpenetration is no longer an issue.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
User avatar
CaptainChewbacca
Browncoat Wookiee
Posts: 15746
Joined: 2003-05-06 02:36am
Location: Deep beneath Boatmurdered.

Post by CaptainChewbacca »

It seems that Narns take using a blade very seriously. That guy who was there to protect G'kar for a while had a sword that once drawn could only be sheathed after it had shed blood. I wish I knew the backstory behind that bit of cultural niftiness.
Stuart: The only problem is, I'm losing track of which universe I'm in.
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
ImageImage
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3317
Joined: 2004-10-15 08:57pm
Location: Regina Nihilists' Guild Party Headquarters

Post by Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba »

It seems tasers, bean-bag rounds, tear gas, and batons are all lost technology to the Earth Alliance. Possibly the Minbari sacked their greatest libraries during the war?
User avatar
Batman
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 16398
Joined: 2002-07-09 04:51am
Location: Seriously thinking about moving to Marvel because so much of the DCEU stinks

Post by Batman »

Because tasers are oh so effective at crowd control, bean bag rounds is sorta hard to do with energy/particle beam weapons (and bean bag rounds can STILL be lethal at close ranges which means most of B5). I'll give you the batons, though.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
User avatar
Anguirus
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3702
Joined: 2005-09-11 02:36pm
Contact:

Post by Anguirus »

B5 Security uses batons very heavily in "Point of no Return."
"I spit on metaphysics, sir."

"I pity the woman you marry." -Liberty

This is the guy they want to use to win over "young people?" Are they completely daft? I'd rather vote for a pile of shit than a Jesus freak social regressive.
Here's hoping that his political career goes down in flames and, hopefully, a hilarious gay sex scandal.
-Tanasinn
You can't expect sodomy to ruin every conservative politician in this country. -Battlehymn Republic
My blog, please check out and comment! http://decepticylon.blogspot.com
User avatar
Batman
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 16398
Joined: 2002-07-09 04:51am
Location: Seriously thinking about moving to Marvel because so much of the DCEU stinks

Post by Batman »

Anguirus wrote:B5 Security uses batons very heavily in "Point of no Return."
I stand corrected.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
User avatar
Uraniun235
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13772
Joined: 2002-09-12 12:47am
Location: OREGON
Contact:

Post by Uraniun235 »

Anguirus wrote:B5 Security uses batons very heavily in "Point of no Return."
Not terribly sure about the effectiveness though; I think the most prominent example of baton use was also the example of the guy with the baton getting his ass beat by some unarmed dude. ;)
User avatar
PREDATOR490
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1790
Joined: 2006-03-13 08:04am
Location: Scotland

Post by PREDATOR490 »

Use of certain weapons might not be possible due to the varying amount of aliens, some of which are allies and senators - not good PR if you end up with a death or severe beating on a station where "peace" is the idea. Especially following the Minbari ass kicking which pretty much presses the point home that the Earth Alliance has to tread very carefully while getting over what happened.
Tear gas might not work as well on some and batons arent that effective if your taking on foes with superior strength, not to mention its going to be rather ineffective against a Vorlon or creatures of such capabilities.

B5 was hardly a military outpost, infact it was designed to be the exact opposite, having a place for peace armed to the teeth would not be a very good example of a "neutral" space station.

B5 also tended to be out of date with little support from home at the start, thus its unlikely the guys back home are going to shell out massive amounts of money to outfit the station with a large stash of weaponary. Even if such weaponary was effective and feasible.

Final point is it takes more training to use varying weapons and resources to make them where as you can just make the PPGs for the kill. Thus probably the result of the guys back home keeping the budget as low as possible.
Junghalli
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5001
Joined: 2004-12-21 10:06pm
Location: Berkeley, California (USA)

Re: Narns: The Klingons of B5?

Post by Junghalli »

I'd say the Narns are really more like Bajorans, but portrayed in a more negative light.
User avatar
Uraniun235
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13772
Joined: 2002-09-12 12:47am
Location: OREGON
Contact:

Post by Uraniun235 »

PREDATOR490 wrote:B5 was hardly a military outpost, infact it was designed to be the exact opposite, having a place for peace armed to the teeth would not be a very good example of a "neutral" space station.
Thirdspace showed B5 as having at least one tactical nuclear warhead. :!:
Post Reply