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Objective Interim Black Man Scaring System Mk II

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The first deployment of the Objective Interim Black Man Scaring System Mk II went off splendidly in conjunction with the 100~th deployment of the OIBMSS Mk I

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OIBMSS Mk II (aka Bruce)

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OIBMSS Mk I (aka Fritz)

As an added bonus, the Objective Interim Sound Scaring Module on both OIBMSS works now.
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Frankly, Shep, he looks like a sweetheart that could be subdued with a scritch behind his soft ears. :)
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Oh, he barked at someone for absolutely no reason during his walk. :P I'm talking the "vicious loud barking"
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My cat does worse to that to passing neighbors :P
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Yes, yes, nice dog. Very nice.

Now what are those tank kits in front of the P-39 box? Is that a Panther on top of the M1? Scale?
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FSTargetDrone wrote:Now what are those tank kits in front of the P-39 box?
Bunch of crappy 1:72 scale models I'm soon to be dumping.
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While you got a good looking pair of German Shephards, your choice of Acronyms there Shep could get you into trouble.

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Shep, I can't differentiate between them. :?
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Hey, I'm black and he doesn't scare me!
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You're black?! Wow. Mmm...chocolate muffin :)
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Ace Pace wrote:Shep, I can't differentiate between them. :?
Look at their markings. Bruce has black eyebrow markings and darker furred ears than Fritz... well, he's dark patches are darker in general, while Fritz' golden fur is a darker shade. I can't get a clear picture, but I think Bruce is a little smaller as well and Fritz is a hair pudgier.

However, they are both extraordinarily handsome beasts and I could easily believe they were from the same litter, even if they aren't.
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MKSheppard wrote:
FSTargetDrone wrote:Now what are those tank kits in front of the P-39 box?
Bunch of crappy 1:72 scale models I'm soon to be dumping.
Dumping?

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Puppy!

The stacks of models and books are scarrier.
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Utsanomiko wrote:The stacks of models and books are scarrier.
Yeah, really.

Shep, I hope that's not your bed in the first picture. That's worse than the youth hostel bed I have at school, and almost as sad as the rug Pick sleeps with on the floor...
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Zor wrote:While you got a good looking pair of German Shephards, your choice of Acronyms there Shep could get you into trouble.
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We are currently 2-0 on Black Males sparking vicious barking and aggresive moves from Bruce. Don't know why still trying to figure it out.
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When did you get him? One of my dogs when I was growing up did the same thing, but he was adopted and we suspect that he was trained up to do that.
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Must be of Tyrell Corporation manufacture.
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Hahha, I'll have to do some shots to show the differences, you can tell them apart.
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Puppies!

I can tell them apart. Bruce is lighter and looks a whole lot like my dog Chess when I was age 5 to 14, while Fritz is a bit more brown than tan with what seems as less black on his back. My big lil' bro must refer to the way their eyes glow like nobody's business.
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