Final Revolution name revealed: Nintendo Wii

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Final Revolution name revealed: Nintendo Wii

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http://revolution.nintendo.com/

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There's a statement on the site (Flash, though, so I can't copy/paste). Totally bonkers...
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I'm thinking it fits with their intention of creating a game console everyone could use. Not much else though, and it still doesn't make me want to go out and purchase one.
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It's slashdotted already. Though I did get a chance to view it.

I never really cared for Nintendo's final names. The Ultra 64 became the Nintendo 64. The Dolphin became the GameCube. And the Revolution becomes the Wii.

I guess that's one trend Nintendo doesn't want to break.
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Link works fine for me, but traffic is high.
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Bounty wrote:Link works fine for me.
That's probably because it's still in your chache.

EDIT: Now it works.

The explenation is kind of loopy, but overall, I don't mind the new name.
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:?
Nintendo needs to fire their marketting team.
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I'm still calling it the Revolution.
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What the fuckety fuck?

How on earth did they come up with that... And why? I've always thought that their product names were pretty good. That website just appeared to be full of marketing-speak-bullshit, rather than anything else.
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Of all the names possible.......Wii?

What. The. Fuck. :shock:

There's no way Nintendo can be this stupid.
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That's rubbish. You can't be proud of owning something called wii.
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I can't hear how you pronounce it for the sound of backpedaling.
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they should of called it the WiiWii. The ad campaign would of been awesome. "Now it is time to play with your WiiWii"
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This is for real? Well, I've gone from 'Rev is only console that interests me' to 'whoa, maybe I don't really want one'. I don't fuck girls with stupid names either - I don't want one of my mates to say 'hey, what/who's that?' and have to say 'that's my Wii'. :D
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Praxis wrote::?
Nintendo needs to fire their marketting team.
You only just realised this? ;)
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Should have been Nintendo RS. Thanks to them, lots of innocent people are going to be labeled as sex offenders.
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I think Hamel's sig image pretty much sums up the reactions to this thread.
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I'll be making a decal that says "Revolution" and sticking it on my Nintendo Revolution, thanks.
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And if you pre-order, it comes with free gonads and strife!
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Hey, I hear they're making a Super Mawiio Brothers game for it!
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I actually like it better than Revolution. It's different. Revolution gave me too many flashbacks to the Matrix movies =P

..but yeah, I like Wii. It sets itself apart, and out of all the console names (PS3, 360), I like it the most.
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*snort* *chuckle* *guffaw*

Damn it, how will the fishing game Revolution happen now with the system being called Wii?
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Ok...so now when does Nintendo come out and say they were kidding us?
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