[Humor] Top Ten Ways to Piss a Warsie Off

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2002-12-11 01:00pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote: StarCraft was pretty cool. Best way to piss SC fans off: tell them their nukes are so weak they don't even throw up dust....
(god I had to face this argument so often)
Um... you do know that Starcraft is a game and that, well, games aren't exactly physically correct.
(How the hell do Marines take down a Protoss Carrier!?)
That's why canon for Star Craft generally is:
-the manual
-the videos
-the game for the storyline ONLY

btw what are you talking about physically correctness?
almost NO sci-fi is physycally correct!

I never said that any sci-fi was physically correct; I was saying that games are even worse.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-11 01:01pm

Games are always worse because they are geared towards you...not reality.

MirrorUniverseSpy1 · Post by **MirrorUniverseSpy1** » 2002-12-11 05:37pm

Great list. I think the one with Phantom Menace being the best
film should be in the list.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-11 05:59pm

So what's the best way to piss off a Fireflier?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-11 06:33pm

Tell em Joss Whedon should go back to hackneyed vampires

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-11 06:46pm

Tell em Joss Whedon should go back to hackneyed vampires

DIE, you bastard, DIE!

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-11 08:46pm

Darth Wong wrote:Hey Steve, you forgot the #1 way to piss a Warsie off: re-edit the movies so that Han Solo shoots first in the cantina. Oh, wait a minute ...

...don't you mean Greedo?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-11 08:57pm

Dalton wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Hey Steve, you forgot the #1 way to piss a Warsie off: re-edit the movies so that Han Solo shoots first in the cantina. Oh, wait a minute ...
...don't you mean Greedo?

Fine, so I brain-farted. It happens

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-11 08:59pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Hey Steve, you forgot the #1 way to piss a Warsie off: re-edit the movies so that Han Solo shoots first in the cantina. Oh, wait a minute ...
...don't you mean Greedo?
Fine, so I brain-farted. It happens

Ha ha, you're old!

*pokes the Wong*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-11 09:00pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Hey Steve, you forgot the #1 way to piss a Warsie off: re-edit the movies so that Han Solo shoots first in the cantina. Oh, wait a minute ...
...don't you mean Greedo?
Fine, so I brain-farted. It happens

Actually, if you think about it for a minute, it can end up being even funnier. (oh wait, theoriginal had....)

I thought it was pretty funny.

Post by **Steve** » 2002-12-11 09:54pm

My creativity is not omnipotent, as much as I would desire it to be. It comes in spurts.

Even so, I shall post "Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a B5er" shortly.

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2002-12-12 12:48am

hears a good one for Seaquest fans

Remind them that "Joxer the Mighty" was the helmsman!

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-12 03:49am

Moonshadow wrote:hears a good one for Seaquest fans

Remind them that "Joxer the Mighty" was the helmsman!

Hey, he came BEFORE Xena.

And I still think seaQuest was cool. For the first couple of seasons at least. Great theme song.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-12 03:52am

Dalton wrote:
Moonshadow wrote:hears a good one for Seaquest fans

Remind them that "Joxer the Mighty" was the helmsman!
Hey, he came BEFORE Xena.

And I still think seaQuest was cool. For the first couple of seasons at least. Great theme song.

For SeaQuest just remind them of the last season.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-12 03:54am

neoolong wrote:For SeaQuest just remind them of the last season.

KILL! MAIM! DESTROY!

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » 2002-12-12 04:37am

Back to the SW topic..

suggest that B+B could opt, and pay for, the rights to do a canon final Trilogy (EP 7, 8, and 9), having offered Lucas a sufficency of money. That and their contracting KJA as a continuity watchdog.

Shinigami · Post by **Shinigami** » 2002-12-12 09:15am

Shinova wrote:
Shinigami wrote:What about telling them Darth Vader looks like a big black dildo?

Eeeeww....

That's not funny. It's disgusting...eeww

Well, his silhouette is really phallic. I had nothing to do with that.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-12 09:39am

Shinigami wrote:
Shinova wrote:
Shinigami wrote:What about telling them Darth Vader looks like a big black dildo?
Eeeeww....

That's not funny. It's disgusting...eeww
Well, his silhouette is really phallic. I had nothing to do with that.

Vader's silhouette is phallic? I don't know what YOUR penis is shaped like, but the average penis has a head diameter at least as large as the body. If your penis has a head half the diameter of the body, I would suggest that maybe something's wrong.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-12-12 06:10pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Shinigami wrote:
Shinova wrote: Eeeeww....

That's not funny. It's disgusting...eeww
Well, his silhouette is really phallic. I had nothing to do with that.
Vader's silhouette is phallic? I don't know what YOUR penis is shaped like, but the average penis has a head diameter at least as large as the body. If your penis has a head half the diameter of the body, I would suggest that maybe something's wrong.

LOL

Um... Shinigami... I think that you're thinking of Dark Helmet, not Darth Vader.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-12-12 06:22pm

To piss off just about any sci-fi fan either:

A- in the middle of a heated debate about which side would kill the other just say "Who cares. The Culture would own them both."

B- Say "The ST Federation would kick their ass's"

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-12 07:51pm

6. Tell him he smells like a wet Wookiee.

MAY THE HAIR OF 1000 WOOKIEES CLOG YOUR DRAINPIPES!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-12 09:42pm

Best way to piss off Crafters?

"Please. Red Alert would so own those stupid bugs and Jedi rejects."

Warsies?

"It's not science fiction."

I know, it works on me.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2002-12-12 11:11pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Shinigami wrote:
Shinova wrote: Eeeeww....

That's not funny. It's disgusting...eeww
Well, his silhouette is really phallic. I had nothing to do with that.
Vader's silhouette is phallic? I don't know what YOUR penis is shaped like, but the average penis has a head diameter at least as large as the body. If your penis has a head half the diameter of the body, I would suggest that maybe something's wrong.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-13 11:53am

What about informing them that Kate Moss is NOT a Kaminoan??