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I have recently check out IMDB boards and found out several people there that really need much convincing....

someone pointed out this points to convince them otherwise..

1. If God is everywhere, what's the difference between heaven and earth?
-When people say they are going to heaven, they assume they will be next to God. But if they are next to God right now, they are setting themselves up for a big disappointment. I think so anyway.


2. If God is everywhere, is he in hell?
-This opens up a slew of contradictions. Either the Christian god is not omnipresent or he steps foot into the epitome of evil. This is not the only time we'd see god dancing with the devil. (see Job)


3. If God is all loving, would he really allow 3/4 (or more) of his children to suffer eternally?
-Statistically speaking, I'd say about half or less Christians actually practice true Christianity. So the question, based on the argument of "God's grace", is the following. Can a loving God let all of these children suffer eternally?


4. If blaspheming the spirit is an unforgivable sin, what hope is there for born again Christians?
-Quick note, the word "unforgivable" doesn't even appear in the bible.


5. (Besides the bible) Is there a single piece of evidence that supports the notion that an all loving God exists? (Not just a creator, but a LOVING creator)
-No, the creation story works for any god. Does you being happy support a loving God? No. Does the entire world being fed? Yes. Too bad that hasn't happened.


6. If evolution didn't/doesn't occur...
-Why are there different human races?
-Why are there worthless chunks of DNA (IE introns) in every organism's genome?
-Why do we have an appendix?
-Why do we have a third undeveloped eyelid (nictating membrane)?
-Why do we have a tail bone (caudal vertebrae of coccyx)?
-Why do we have gills in fetal development?
-Why do we have muscles in our nostrils and ears?
-Why do we have wisdom teeth?
-Why do we get goosebumps?
-Why are our eyes most attuned to see red objects on a green background?
-Why are we made (70%) of salt water and not dust?
-Why doesn't penicillin work anymore?
-Why does the flu come back every year?
-Why are our retinas backwards?
-Why are our brains contralateral to our bodies?
-Why are there genetic defects?
-Why do species go extinct?
-Why do boa constrictors have hip bones and undeveloped hind legs?
-Why do manatees have fingernails on their fins?
-Why do baleen whales have pelvic bones?


7. How can homosexuality be a sin when there are homosexual animals?
-Since gay animals are found in the wild, homosexuality must have some natural (IE genetic) basis. This has been proven through irregular growths in the SDN-POA, Amygdala, and Hypothalamus. See: Kluverbucy syndrome. So either animals are sinners, or Christians need to retranslate the bible one more time.


8. If lustful thoughts are a sin, how can you be held accountable for your dreams?



THIRTEEN BIBLICAL CONTRADICTIONS AND ILLOGICS


1. Genesis and the order of creation
-Animals are created before man in (Gen 1:25). The animals made on the 5th day and man on the 6th. However, God blatantly creates animals after man in (Gen 2:19). Because man was lonely, God said "I will make a suitable helper for him" and made the animals. No animals suited him, so Adam made Eve. The literal contradiction occurs with the words "God made" in all translations of the bible, except of course the newest ones which say "God had made". But the obvious logical contradiction remains.


2. Sins of God.
-Murder- 10th plague, Flood, Sodom/Gomorrah, Job's family, sacraficing Jesus, Revenge/Wrath- Plagues 1-9, Flood and punishment in the following... (Numbers 16:46, Numbers 18:5, Deut 9:8, Deut 29:20, 1 Sam 28:18, 2 Sam 6:8, 1 Chron 27:24,...) -How can a perfect God sin? He breaks his own commandments and performs his own vices. I often read texts about how "proud" God is as well. Dangerous.


3. Jesus commit suicide
-Knowing you are going to be killed and doing nothing about it is called suicide. By definition a martyr is "one who chooses death rather than renounce religious beliefs". And the definition of suicide is "the act of taking ones own life, or choosing death for oneself". For instance, let's say you are told "If you leave the house tomorrow you will die". By leaving the house you have actively commit suicide. If I throw you into a pool and you refuse to swim, you have passively commit suicide. Matyrdom is just a passive suicide. For some reason, most people don't realize this.


4. The Messiah's mother wasn't supposed to be a virgin-
-"Almah" means pure in Hebrew. The messiah wasn't prophesied to be immaculately concieved, just conceived from a pure woman. In fact, he needed to be physically born from the "Seed of David" (see David below) to be elligible for the position. Jesus wasn't born with anyone's seed. This is a problem.


5. Dimensions of the ark are impossible-
-As we all know according to Hebrew history, a cubit is the length of one's forearm. If you calculate the dimensions of the ark (300cubits=450feet x 50 cubits=75 feet x 3 decks), you see that it isn't even large enough to fit 40 days worth of food for all animals in the world, let alone all the animals themselves. Remember, there are MILLIONS of animal species in the animal kingdom (the hundreds of thousands of vertebrates make up only 1% of animals on earth). Assuming every animal took 1 inch of space, and you have at least 2 of each species, you still wouldn't have enough room. This also leaves room to ask, "Why did Christians think the animals of Australia were a hoax if there was already a previous knowledge of them?" (See: platypus) or "How can we still be discovering new species of animals?" And finally, if dinosaurs weren't carried on the ark, then Noah didn't fulfill the will of God.


6. Job-
-God makes bets with the devil based on Job's devotion. How does an all loving God agree to ruin a man's life and murder his family to prove something to Satan?
I guess the answer is- very easily.


7. The Messiah must be of lineage to David and heir to the throne-
-Joseph is linked to David through the tribe of Judah. This is the tribe the messiah was prophecied to descend from. Even the begining of Matthew explains how Jesus is of the tribe of Judah. However, because Jesus was "immaculately conceived", the burden rests on Mary. Mary of the tribe of Levi, however, has no relationship to David whatsoever. Thus Jesus cannot be the messiah.
-For those of you who think Mary is somehow distantly related to David and rightful heir of the throne, please recall the following passages. "For thus says the Lord: David shall never lack a man to sit on the throne of the house of Israel" (Jer 33:17) Mary would have to be sitting on the throne for Jesus to be the Messiah. That doesn't happen in Jewish patriarchal society. And for those of you still not convinced... "Concerning his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, which was made of the seed of David according to the flesh" (Romans 1:3). Mary doesn't have seed/sperm... I hope.


8. God said he would provide-
-How can anyone die of starvation ever if God made such a promise? Are all famines a myth? Even if there is enough food to feed the world right now, how do you explain all the starvation that happened a thousand years ago when there literally was NOT enough food?


9. God doesn't listen to sinners (John9:31)
-Yet God listens to Satan in Job 1:10-12, and agrees to test Job's faith.
-Yet God listens to Cain in Gen4:14-15, putting a mark on Cain so he won't be killed.


10. Snakes don't eat dust / Or satan crawls on his belly
-God condemns the serpent to crawl on his belly and eat dust for eternity. Since there is no evidence to support the fact that the serpant is Satan (and even if it did, revelations depicts satan on legs not crawling on his belly) and since we know serpants don't eat dust we come to 1 of 2 conclusions. Either 1. Bible contradiction or 2. Genesis cannot be taken literally (IE it is simply an allegory)


11. Jesus ran from a stoning, yet welcomed crucifixion for the same reason.
-John 10:30-40 explains how Jesus ran from the Jews when he tried to tell them he was the messiah


12. Blatant contradiction
-Mark 9:40 "for whoever is not against us is for us"
-Luke 9:50 "Do not stop him," Jesus said, "for whoever is not against you is for you."
-Luke 11:23 (opposite) "He who is not with me is against me"
-This say you don't need to believe in Christianity as long as you don't disbelieve it.


13. Bad Math.
-1 Kings 7:23 "He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits [15] from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits [16] to measure around it. 24 Below the rim, gourds encircled it-ten to a cubit.
-The math in this verse is impossible to exist. It would change the entire value of pi.



TWELVE TIMES THAT CHRISTIANS WERE WRONG AND KILLED PEOPLE FOR BELIEVING OTHERWISE
1. The world is flat
-I guess genesis just made more sense that way. How else could things possibly fall down!?


2. The earth is the center of the universe
-That would make sense if believing in God made sense. Sadly the sun does not revolve around us and sadly the rest of the universe doesn't either.


3. The flood wiped out humanity
-Unfortunately the chinese empire has no such records of a 4000 b.c. flood wiping out their people. Oh well. If only the Hebrew culture were the oldest...


4. The jews wanted to leave Egypt
-In fact, according to Egyptian and Mediterranean history, the Egyptians NEVER enslaved the Jews. The Egyptians KICKED THEM OUT because they were taking up too many resources. I guess when you write the history books, you don't want your grandchildren to think you got kicked out a country for being parasites.


5. Heaven is above the clouds
-So much for that when we realized the stars (heavens) are really just burning balls of gas. They had to reformat heaven to be in another dimension. Then, how the hell do ascentions work? Jesus and (depending on your faith) Mary's bodies just fizzled into heaven I suppose.


6. Hell is below the surface of the Earth.
-The whole fire and brimstone thing makes sense when you look at volcanos. But unfortunately, there's no tortured spirits below the Earth's surface, just liquid hot magma. But hey, if somehow hell is below the Earth, it HAS to be full by now, which means- heaven default for everyone!


7. Witches.
-One of my favorites. If Christians had confidence in their god, don't you think they would have let him smite the witches? (see Elijah) I guess Christians are more afraid of Satan than they claim. P.S. - Harry Potter is a Satan worshipper!


8. Dinosaur fossils are fake.
-Do I even need to talk about how stupid that is? Oh those tricky paleontologists! When will their clever ruse end?


9. Lizards continue to grow forever until they die-
-Just because lizards shed their skin doesn't mean they are always growing bigger. Because you exfoliate do you grow indefinitely? The fact is, legs have to grow exponentially stronger to support the linear increase in height. No lizard today (like ANY animal) could survive in the wild if it grew to even twice it's average full grown height.


10. Sickness is a way to punish sin
-According to Deuteronomy, sickness and suffering are God's way of dealing punishment for sin. The problem with this is that animals get sick too. Not only that, but almost no animal diseases or viruses are transferrable to humans. So either animals can sin, or this isn't the case.


11. When you are sick you are filled with demons.
-If only an exorcism would cure my allergies...which brings me to another point.


12. Every living thing has a purpose.
-Last time I checked, parasites (IE tape-worms) have no purpose. I'm sure God had some extra precious and magical DNA strands laying around so he just tossed them into some spare organic parts. And if every living thing had a purpose wouldn't a species going extinct (IE dodo bird) cause our world to collapse? The answer is obvious.



THIRTEEN INTERESTING FACTS


1. Not even 1/3 of the Earth is Christian


2. There have been over 34,000 seperate Christian groups identified


3. Though they preach love and tolerance, they are the sole cause of crusades, inquisitions, witch trials, the KKK, Nazis, abortion clinic bombing, and suicidal cults.


5. In order to be a Christian you must love Satan-
-That's right, as Jesus commanded "love your enemies". Well if Satan isn't your enemy, you have bigger problems than loving him.


6. Jesus is actually based off Mithra.
-The story of a divine child being born of a virgin mother on December 25th, performing healings and resurrections, having 12 disciples (the signs of the zodiac), and having a last supper with flattened bread (which had crosses on them by the way to symbolize the sun) was all done a few thousand years before Jesus. Yes, Jesus is a rip-off of the Persian god of "light and truth" (those symbols Sound familiar?). Mithra makes Jesus look like a cheesy rerun. Look up Mithra yourself if you don't believe me.


7. The Christmas tree is pagan
-In order to convert pagan Germany into Christianity, Christians adopted their false god (trees) into the festival of Christmas. "See guys, we worship trees too". ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
-Interestingly enough, this custom is condemned by the bible in Jeremiah 10:1-5. "Do not learn the ways of the nations... they cut a tree out of the forest...they adorn it with silver and gold"


8. Christianity is on the decline
-Though the gross number may be increasing, the percentage per capita on Earth is rapidly declining. Never has it been so difficult to find priests and pastors to spread the word of God. It's no wonder missionary work is so popular these days- "Give us your worship and we'll give you some bread". Without a second thought, Ethiopia says "K!".


9. Humans are not the only sentient creatures.
-We think we are special because we have the capacity to think, reason, and realize that we are people. This is the Christian explanation of the mind- a soul. Unfortunately, many primate species and dolphins are also self-aware (IE with "theory of mind", self-recognition etc). So either we go to heaven with dolphins or we don't go anywhere. Which sounds more logical to you?


10. There are several missing books from the intended bible.
-Didn't you ever wonder why only 6 of the 12 apostolic books made it into the bible? (Mat, Mark, Luk, John, Pet, James) And did you ever wonder why only 4 of these are considered gospels? (Mat, Mark, Luk, John) If you read the book of Thomas you would realize that none of these stories are inspired by "God". You'd realize that they are all wild attempts at making a normal person look divine. (In Thomas, little jesus turns clay fish into real ones for no purpose) It's just that half of these books seemed to make Jesus look better than the rest. The other half simply contradicted everything Christians currently believe.


11. Hitler is in Heaven. Ghandi is in hell.
-According to the theory of "grace", a belief in Jesus is the only way to enter heaven. By this logic, Ghandi a major world-peace activist and pacifist is burning away in hell. Meanwhile, Hitler a believer in Jesus and killer of millions, rests happily next to God.


12. You don't need Jesus to go to heaven. You don't even need to believe in God. -In fact, Matthew 19:16-19 proves this "Blasphemous statement". -16 Now a man came up to Jesus and asked, "Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?"
17 "Why do you ask me about what is good?" Jesus replied. "There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, obey the commandments."
18 "Which ones?" the man inquired
19 Jesus replied, "Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not give false testimony, honor your father and mother, 'and 'love your neighbor as yourself."


13. Christian faith is unbending
-This is my personal favorite. Ask a Christian the following: "If Zeus came out of the sky and said he was the God of the universe and renounced Jesus as having any divine power, would you still believe in Jesus?" Every Christian says "yes I would still believe in jesus". This proves, (regardless of whether or not Christianity is right or wrong) that they would actively believe in something that was proven wrong. If Zeus came down I sure as hell would worship him.





1. No comment.

"2. If God is everywhere, is he in hell?

Hell is not a place. It is separation from God, a state of being. Suffering we cannot imagine. "

Really? Then where does the devil make his summer home? Why are all atheists 'going to hell'. If hell is not a tangible place, we have nothing to worry about. Apparently there are no fires of hell. May want to brush up on your dogma.

3. No comment. However if the Gospels of Judas have any accuracy then Jesus was euthanised and that in itself is a sin.

" 4. The Messiah's mother wasn't supposed to be a virgin-

Jesus was physically born. He was the seed of David, just because he wasn't physically concieved does not mean he wasn't physically born. Don't be so silly. Jesus was born of the virgin Mary. Don't claim you know how he was supposed to be born. It was how it was. "

Seed of David expresses copulation. Virgin birth says no sex. Which is it? Plus I believe you misread the question. I think the question is pertaining to how, in certain parts of the OT "Not entirely sure where right now" it predicts that the messiah would NOT be born to a virgin.

"5. Dimensions of the ark are impossible-

First off, disproving the ark does not disprove Christianity...it has nothing to do with it. Secondly, none of us were there. Miracles happen. And don't talk to me about cubits. Translation after translation my friend, this happened thousands of years ago...don't calim you know the dimensions."

We know what a cubit is. Engineering studies have shown that a wooden ship that large would be inherently unstable. Miracles you say? What about the miracle of first FINDING and then FITTING 7 pairs of ever animal into a boat that small. Impossible.

"6. Job-

God works in mysterious ways. Once again, Job, a human, deserves nothing...and will recieve the glories of heaven for staying faithful. God knows all, and God KNOWS our time and suffering on earth is but a blink of an eye compared to eternity in heaven. Job's suffering is over now. "

If god does goos it was the lord's will, if god screws up then god works in mysterious ways... I WISH I had this guys PR department... he can't goof up!

"7. The Messiah must be of lineage to David and heir to the throne-

Lineage has nothing to do with blood. Joseph was Jesus' earthly father. Still, even if he wasn't...(but he is)...doesn't disprove Christianity just because an Old testament prophecy was wrong"

Jesus was god according to the trinity. Jesus believed in the OT. If Jesus believed in an INCORRECT OT prophecy then gods definition of infallible is now incorrect.

8. No comment.

"9. God doesn't listen to sinners (John9:31)

God listens to sinners. God listens to everyone, because he KNOWS if they are sorry or not. This verse means God will not answer you if he knows your intentions are ill founded. "

Your book, which is supposedly the word of god, says he doesn't listen to sinners. Who are you to tell god what he means?

"10. Snakes don't eat dust / Or satan crawls on his belly

This has nothing to do with Chrisianity. "

Snakes (garden of Eden) and Satan (periodically through the book) have nothing to do with christianity?

11. No comment.

12. We have uncovered several dozen BLATANT contradictions. Do I really need to rehash the list?

"13. Bad Math.

Translations. This was thousands of years ago, when people didn't know everything about math or pi. "

Yes, but this is GODS word. He should know math. Why does even he think that a rabbit chews it's cud?

"There. Chewed and spit back. Stealing the great words of johnathondwhite, you bring me garbage, I hand you a bag. "

HEY! That's MY line!
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Further bullshit by the christians...
And the stuff on the page I am fond of:



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1. If God is everywhere, what's the difference between heaven and earth?
-When people say they are going to heaven, they assume they will be next to God. But if they are next to God right now, they are setting themselves up for a big disappointment. I think so anyway.
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Where in the Bible does it say that God is everywhere? He sees all, but He isn't physically everywhere. God is in Heaven. Being in God's presence would kill us because of the sin within us. Heaven is the paradise in which God resides. Hell is simply a place where the unsaved go when the die. Unfortunately, it'll eventually be thrown into the Lake of Fire.



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2. If God is everywhere, is he in hell?
-This opens up a slew of contradictions. Either the Christian God is not omnipresent or He steps foot into the epitome of evil. This is not the only time we'd see God dancing with the devil. (see Job)
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God never "danced with the devil." When trying to prove someone wrong, the worst thing you can do is try to insult or offend. In only galvanizes someone to fight back. As stated, I don't believe I've read anywhere in the Bible where God claims to be omnipresent.



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3. If God is all loving, would he really allow 3/4 (or more) of his children to suffer eternally?
-Statistically speaking, I'd say about half or less Christians actually practice true Christianity. So the question, based on the argument of "God's grace", is the following. Can a loving God let all of these children suffer eternally?
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First off, I don't think God will cast someone into Hell for being the "wrong kind of Christian." The "I never knew ye" quote speaks of those who do evil and claim to be Christian. As for us suffering, we choose our path. God will send someone to warn you about the flame, but He won't grab your hand and keep you from it if you're determined to head down that path.



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4. If blaspheming the spirit is an unforgivable sin, what hope is there for born again Christians?
-Quick note, the word "unforgivable" doesn't even appear in the bible.
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It says one won't escape punishment. I believe it means just that.



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5. (Besides the Bible) Is there a single piece of evidence that supports the notion that an all loving God exists? (Not just a creator, but a LOVING creator)
-No, the creation story works for any god. Does you being happy support a loving God? No. Does the entire world being fed? Yes. Too bad that hasn't happened.
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God wants us to have faith. He doesn't want us to just serve Him because when know He exists, because you fear punishment. He wants those who are sincere. Those who believe in Him now are the ones who want to believe in Him.

6. If evolution didn't/doesn't occur...

Evolution exists. The starting point is different though. We have always been human. God created the creatures and they adapted to their environment.

-Why are there different human races?

Adaptation to one's environment.

-Why are there worthless chunks of DNA (IE introns) in every organism's genome?

Why do men have nipples?

-Why do we have an appendix?

We needed it at one point in time. We do adapt you know.

-Why do we have a third undeveloped eyelid (nictating membrane)?

Does it help to fight dust or anything? I'm sure it has some purpose. Perhaps to hold the other eyelids at the point where they are.

-Why do we have a tail bone (caudal vertebrae of coccyx)?

If we evolved from apes, why don't we have tails? I could use a tail for holding my wallet or my keys when my arms are busy. Oh, you're saying we're growing one? Could be. That doesn't mean that we started as apes though. Adaptation is a fact.

-Why do we have gills in fetal development?

Do we breath through them?

-Why do we have muscles in our nostrils and ears?

We have muscles in our ears, which means there's no God.

-Why do we have wisdom teeth?

Again, I never argued against adaptation. They're there for a reason whatever it may be.

-Why do we get goosebumps?

Because we're scarred or we're cold?

-Why are our eyes most attuned to see red objects on a green background?

I suppose the argument here is that God would have preferred blue and gold?

-Why are we made (70%) of salt water and not dust?

Because water is the liquid of life.

-Why doesn't penicillin work anymore?

Built up immunity. Adaptation is not a myth, it's a proven fact.

-Why does the flu come back every year?

Adaptation is not a myth, it's a proven fact. We do evolve. However, we started out as human beings.

-Why are our retinas backwards?

It doesn't matter because the image we see is still the straight forward point of view.

-Why are our brains contralateral to our bodies?

What? Would they work better if they went straight up and down? We'd have some pretty ****in' ugly foreheads if they were shaped like eggs.

-Why are there genetic defects?

Because genetics are a proven fact. Scientists aren't just lying about DNA and such you know.

-Why do species go extinct?

Not enough food, hunted to extinction, etc... If God cared about the Mastadon and the Dodo Bird, then I'm sure He had a good reason for letting them die. Otherwise, I think He just let nature and humanity take their courses.

-Why do boa constrictors have hip bones and undeveloped hind legs?

That is a really weird one. From an evolutionary standpoint, wouldn't forearms be better than hind legs? None the less, I'm sure that they can help with the movement a little bit.

-Why do manatees have fingernails on their fins?

Why not?

-Why do baleen whales have pelvic bones?

Because one day, the baleen whale will sprout legs and walk on land as we do. We shall teach them of history on land and they will teach us the ways of the sea.

And in that day, man and beleen whale shall live as one.

7. How can homosexuality be a sin when there are homosexual animals?
-Since gay animals are found in the wild, homosexuality must have some natural (IE genetic) basis. This has been proven through irregular growths in the SDN-POA, Amygdala, and Hypothalamus. See: Kluverbucy syndrome. So either animals are sinners, or Christians need to retranslate the bible one more time.

Animals, last time I checked, aren't bound by the same rules. God made a covenant with humanity. Some animals will kill simply for enjoyment. Killer whales will beat baby seals back and forth like a volley ball before eating them. Then, when it's all said and done, they let the last one live after it's been beaten to a pulp and it's family has been killed. Humans however, will often punish a human who takes the life of another. We humans have logic and morality. Animals display some of these characteristics, but not to the degree to which we humans do.

If homosexuality is okay because of animals, then so are murder and cannibalism.

8. If lustful thoughts are a sin, how can you be held accountable for your dreams?

Awe ****. We're just now to number 8 out of 56?

According to Old Testament laws, when you have a discharge, you are unclean until you wash yourself or until evening or both. I can't remember which. It's slightly different than sinning. Seriously though, if lust itself is a sin, I'm seriously ****ed.



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THIRTEEN BIBLICAL CONTRADICTIONS AND ILLOGICS
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Oh goodie...

1. Genesis and the order of creation
-Animals are created before man in (Gen 1:25). The animals made on the 5th day and man on the 6th. However, God blatantly creates animals after man in (Gen 2:19). Because man was lonely, God said "I will make a suitable helper for him" and made the animals. No animals suited him, so Adam made Eve. The literal contradiction occurs with the words "God made" in all translations of the bible, except of course the newest ones which say "God had made". But the obvious logical contradiction remains.

Gee, you would think that if someone was making this stuff up, the first thing they would do is not tell the same story twice and change the order. The scholarly answer is that both stories were present and that the editor decided to put both side by side. Either there's a 50/50 change that one is right or God created more animals after he created Adam. Knowing the order in which the animals are made is not crucial to salvation. None the less, I'm certain God wanted both versions in the Bible.



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2. Sins of...
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Stop right there....

GOD
DOES
NOT
SIN.

-Murder- is defined as unjust killing. God can measure one's heart like no one else and so He knows if we are pure or not and has the right to judge us.

10th plague,
Plagues 1-9,

The plagues were done not only to show that He was God, but to show the Egyptians He is stronger than their gods. God's plagues proved Him stronger than the protector of children, protector of animals, god of the sun, god of the river, etc... It was a punishment for the sins of Egypt.

On top of that, I can assure you that the children who died did not go to Hell. The Bible gives proof on a number of occassions that there is a point at which a child cannot discern good from evil and cannot be punished. So, if they die and go to Heaven, what punishment is there in that? (Send in the Catholics to tell us how God's going make the kiddies work for penance in Purgatory.)

Flood,

God said they were all evil, aside from Noah.

Sodom/Gomorrah,

No good could be found in either city.

Job's family,

The devil did it. As for those who died, they went on to Heaven and God comforted Job in his loss afterwards. God restored and increased Job's blessing.

sacraficing Jesus,

Jesus died to save us. One without sin had to die to save those who do sin and have sinned.

Revenge/Wrath- Flood and punishment in the following...

God's punishment is Just.

(Numbers 16:46,

God told Moses to make atonement so as not to punish the congregation.

Numbers 18:5,

"And ye shall keep the charge of the sanctuary, and the charge of the altar: that there be no wrath any more upon the children of Israel." ~ Numbers 18:5

That's not the reply. That's the verse. I see nothing about unjust punishment.

Deut 9:8,

They sinned and God didn't give them victory. That person who sinned, brought disaster on them. It's on his hands, not God's. That man knew that he had sinned and had put the congregation in danger.

Deut 29:20,

The third line of a three verse trifecta. God says not to sin by worshipping other Gods, with full knowledge of God no doubt as He's talking to Israel, or God will not have mercy on them.

1 Sam 28:18,

I'm sick of this.

It was punishment for disobedience.

2 Sam 6:8,

Uzzah sinned in spite of God's warning.

1 Chron 27:24,...)

David sinned. God punished. In another book, it is revealed that Israel itself had sinned and God exacted His punishment upon them. But He relented when the angel He sent to clean house went overboard.

-How can a perfect God sin?

He can't.

I often read texts about how "proud" God is as well. Dangerous.

God doesn't break His own rules. And He has a right to be proud. It's a sin for us because we are no better or worse than any others. God is better than us.

3. Jesus sacrifices himself
-Knowing you are going to be killed and doing nothing about it is called suicide. By definition a martyr is "one who chooses death rather than renounce religious beliefs". And the definition of suicide is "the act of taking ones own life, or choosing death for oneself". For instance, let's say you are told "If you leave the house tomorrow you will die". By leaving the house you have actively commit suicide. If I throw you into a pool and you refuse to swim, you have passively commit suicide. Matyrdom is just a passive suicide. For some reason, most people don't realize this.

Taking your own life and not defending yourself are two separate things.

"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." ~ John 15:13

4. The Messiah's mother wasn't supposed to be a virgin-
-"Almah" means pure in Hebrew. The messiah wasn't prophesied to be immaculately concieved, just conceived from a pure woman. In fact, he needed to be physically born from the "Seed of David" (see David below) to be elligible for the position. Jesus wasn't born with anyone's seed. This is a problem.

"Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel." ~ Isaiah 7:14

This book was written hundreds of years before the birth of Christ.

5. Dimensions of the ark are impossible-
-As we all know according to Hebrew history, a cubit is the length of one's forearm. If you calculate the dimensions of the ark (300cubits=450feet x 50 cubits=75 feet x 3 decks), you see that it isn't even large enough to fit 40 days worth of food for all animals in the world, let alone all the animals themselves. Remember, there are MILLIONS of animal species in the animal kingdom (the hundreds of thousands of vertebrates make up only 1% of animals on earth). Assuming every animal took 1 inch of space, and you have at least 2 of each species, you still wouldn't have enough room. This also leaves room to ask, "Why did Christians think the animals of Australia were a hoax if there was already a previous knowledge of them?" (See: platypus) or "How can we still be discovering new species of animals?"

Either the dimensions are wrong, or the the animals we have today all evolved from those few brought on the ark, or both. That, or God has created new animals since then.

And finally, if dinosaurs weren't carried on the ark, then Noah didn't fulfill the will of God.

The dinosaurs died out millions of years ago.

6. Job-
-God makes bets with the devil based on Job's devotion. How does an all loving God agree to ruin a man's life and murder his family to prove something to Satan?
I guess the answer is- very easily.

One reason is that God wanted to prove Job's righteousness and have a reason to bless him. Job's perserverance gave God a legit reason to bless Job for his righteousness. Now, you're asking why God didn't just look into Job's heart and see that he was capable of it. He did, but He needed to prove it to the future generations who would read of Job's trial. God never gave Job more than he could bare and Job has aided many a believer as a source of inspiration. When we suffer, we can look to the way that Job suffered, but that in the end God blessed him. We suffer (and hopefully not as much as Job), but in the end, God will remain with us and we will make it through.

Job suffered in part to answer the question as to why bad things happen to good people. Test of faith and you can't comprehend why, but it serves a purpose are two of the answers given.

7. The Messiah must be of lineage to David and heir to the throne-
-Joseph is linked to David through the tribe of Judah. This is the tribe the messiah was prophecied to descend from. Even the begining of Matthew explains how Jesus is of the tribe of Judah. However, because Jesus was "immaculately conceived", the burden rests on Mary. Mary of the tribe of Levi, however, has no relationship to David whatsoever. Thus Jesus cannot be the messiah.
-For those of you who think Mary is somehow distantly related to David and rightful heir of the throne, please recall the following passages. "For thus says the Lord: David shall never lack a man to sit on the throne of the house of Israel" (Jer 33:17) Mary would have to be sitting on the throne for Jesus to be the Messiah. That doesn't happen in Jewish patriarchal society. And for those of you still not convinced... "Concerning his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, which was made of the seed of David according to the flesh" (Romans 1:3).

Jesus is the "seed" in that he is a descendant of David. He is descended from David as traced through Joseph. Since Jesus was born inside of wedlock, Joseph is Jesus' earthly father. He has a legit tie to David through Joseph.

8. God said he would provide-
-How can anyone die of starvation ever if God made such a promise? Are all famines a myth? Even if there is enough food to feed the world right now, how do you explain all the starvation that happened a thousand years ago when there literally was NOT enough food?

God will provide and does. There is starvation, but there are those not asking God for help. It would have to serve a reason for God to allow someone calling on His Name to starve.

9. God doesn't listen to sinners (John9:31)
-Yet God listens to Satan in Job 1:10-12, and agrees to test Job's faith.
-Yet God listens to Cain in Gen4:14-15, putting a mark on Cain so he won't be killed.

I'm thinking that the line meant He doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners. If you're looking for redemption, He'll give it if you are sincere. But He won't answer the prayers of a hypocrite who is a Christian in Name Only.

10. Snakes don't eat dust / Or satan crawls on his belly
-God condemns the serpent to crawl on his belly and eat dust for eternity. Since there is no evidence to support the fact that the serpant is Satan (and even if it did, revelations depicts satan on legs not crawling on his belly) and since we know serpants don't eat dust we come to 1 of 2 conclusions. Either 1. Bible contradiction or 2. Genesis cannot be taken literally (IE it is simply an allegory)

A snake does eat dust. It gathers the dust from the air with it's tongue and brings it up to it's nostrils, from inside it's mouth, in order to "taste" the air around it. It doesn't spit the dust out afterwards, so it enhales in and in a since, eats it.

And in Revelation Satan is refered to as "the old serpent" three times. He's a devil, a fallen angel. You think that he can't decide on his shape? It sounds odd that God would make a snake crawl on its belly for the actions of a single serpant, but perhaps He had that change intended anyway. God also predicts that Christ will crush the serpant's head, but that it will bite his heal. Jesus died on the Cross (being bitten), but he freed us and took with him the keys to death and hell (crushing the head).

It's great storytelling if nothing else. In the intro, a horrible crime is committed. Halfway through the story, the main villain is introduce. Towards the end of the story, more depth is given to that villain. Finally, at the very end of the story, it is revealed that the villain is the faceless coward who committed the crime at the beginning of the story.



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11. Jesus ran from a stoning, yet welcomed crucifixion for the same reason.
-John 10:30-40 explains how Jesus ran from the Jews when he tried to tell them he was the messiah
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It was not yet his time to die.

12. Blatant contradiction
-Mark 9:40 "for whoever is not against us is for us"
-Luke 9:50 "Do not stop him," Jesus said, "for whoever is not against you is for you."
-Luke 11:23 (opposite) "He who is not with me is against me"
-This say you don't need to believe in Christianity as long as you don't disbelieve it.

If you're not with him, your against him. If you aren't against him, you're for him. You're on one side or the other. It's pretty simple really.
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damn lack of edit button....

the link is here, they really need some convincing...

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I doubt they will let themselves be convinced of anything. People with Faith™ have +2 to logic and reason.


I'll just comment on this little piece that I saw.
It's great storytelling if nothing else. In the intro, a horrible crime is committed. Halfway through the story, the main villain is introduce. Towards the end of the story, more depth is given to that villain. Finally, at the very end of the story, it is revealed that the villain is the faceless coward who committed the crime at the beginning of the story.
No, it is in fact totally crappy storytelling. It is a boring wanna-be moralising story without an end at all and filled to the brim with completely meaningless violence (which is just tedious). The main villain is not given any depth at all, he's just said to be completely evil and doesn't seem to have any motivation what-so-ever beyond that. The horrible crime that is commited in the beginning completely lacks any reason and you are left wondering why the hell that guy in the sky keeps punishing the main characters forever because of it. Nor is it revealed in the end that it was the villain that commited the crime, it is revealed right in the beginning (if you can call telling Eve to eat the apple a "horrible crime").

No, if you want depth to the villain and interesting plot twists (YHWH is actually evil, OMFG!), you'd have to look up some heretical gnostic ideas. Anyone who says "the Bible is a great story" really needs to sit down and read it. All of it.
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err...I think he mean the novel davinci code...it is the film board after all..
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ray245 wrote:err...I think he mean the novel davinci code...it is the film board after all..
Hmm, he talked about Revelation in the paragraph before that, though.
Well, it's arguable that the DaVinci Code isn't great storytelling either (but for different reasons, obviously) 8)
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Simply unbelievable. Just today, I read a post that someone made that goes along with the "Bad Math" section of the OP. This person actually said this:
If the Bible said that 2+2=5, then I would believe it, as God created math, and your puny little “proof” or “evidence” or “reasoning” isn’t going to change what God said. Period.
I brought up the fact that pi is in error in the 1 Kings passage and called him to "back up his claim", . . . thus disagreeing with the value of pi, as he said he would. I can't wait to see how he 'Fundies' his way around this one. :roll:
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I particularly enjoyed a recent conversation with a fundie where I pointed out the absurdity of the Ethiopians supposedly raising a million-man army in the early Bronze Age, as per the Old Testament.

His retort? That "a thousand thousand" is not necessarily one million. Ummmm ... yes it is, moron.
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Darth Wong wrote:I particularly enjoyed a recent conversation with a fundie where I pointed out the absurdity of the Ethiopians supposedly raising a million-man army in the early Bronze Age, as per the Old Testament.

His retort? That "a thousand thousand" is not necessarily one million. Ummmm ... yes it is, moron.
:shock: :banghead: And what did this retard say it WAS? Let me guess, he totally ducked the issue.
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Darth Wong wrote:I particularly enjoyed a recent conversation with a fundie where I pointed out the absurdity of the Ethiopians supposedly raising a million-man army in the early Bronze Age, as per the Old Testament.

His retort? That "a thousand thousand" is not necessarily one million. Ummmm ... yes it is, moron.
Hey, Darth Wong, can you explain to me the "absurdity of the Ethiopians supposedly raising a million-man army in the early Bronze Age"?

I'm not aware of the facts. Thanks.
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Here is his (the fundie's) answer to the pi questioning.
That is so simple! The Sea was a hands-breadth thick, and the second measurement was on the outside. Go figure: God DOES know what He's talking about!
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Magnetic wrote:Here is his (the fundie's) answer to the pi questioning.
That is so simple! The Sea was a hands-breadth thick, and the second measurement was on the outside. Go figure: God DOES know what He's talking about!
This moron actually thinks someone would measure the diameter from outer rim to outer rim and the circumference on the inside?
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Magnetic wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I particularly enjoyed a recent conversation with a fundie where I pointed out the absurdity of the Ethiopians supposedly raising a million-man army in the early Bronze Age, as per the Old Testament.

His retort? That "a thousand thousand" is not necessarily one million. Ummmm ... yes it is, moron.
Hey, Darth Wong, can you explain to me the "absurdity of the Ethiopians supposedly raising a million-man army in the early Bronze Age"?

I'm not aware of the facts. Thanks.
Raising huge armies is a logistical nightmare, and requires a considerable degree of sophistication and resources. Typical armies in that era were perhaps ten thousand men, or perhaps a few times that. The seemingly unstoppable armies of the mighty Persian empire at the very zenith of its power were a few hundred thousand men. Alexander's army was perhaps 40,000 to 50,000. Too many men and you simply can't feed them. Already, armies the size of Alexander's army leave a trail of famine behind them as they campaign.

Remember: you have to provide food and water to all of these men. In the BRONZE AGE. Imagine the logistical train required to support a million-man field army. The greatest armies of the modern age number in the millions, but they are not assembled into a single field army and sent abroad. That count includes huge numbers of personnel who do things like maintaining trucks, pushing paper, etc.
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Magnetic wrote:Here is his (the fundie's) answer to the pi questioning.
That is so simple! The Sea was a hands-breadth thick, and the second measurement was on the outside. Go figure: God DOES know what He's talking about!

He continues to say (in another post):
Ok, the first measurement, the diameter, was the inside of the Sea. The second measurement, the circumference, was form the outside of the Sea. It was a hands-breadth thick. Therefore, the math is indeed correct; you are just looking for a reason not to believe the Bible.
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Magnetic wrote:
Magnetic wrote:Here is his (the fundie's) answer to the pi questioning.
That is so simple! The Sea was a hands-breadth thick, and the second measurement was on the outside. Go figure: God DOES know what He's talking about!

He continues to say (in another post):
Ok, the first measurement, the diameter, was the inside of the Sea. The second measurement, the circumference, was form the outside of the Sea. It was a hands-breadth thick. Therefore, the math is indeed correct; you are just looking for a reason not to believe the Bible.
In a similar vein, if I say that I'm 5'7" tall one day and 6'0" tall the next, it's because the second measurement was taken with me standing on stairs. I'm not contradicting myself; people are just looking for a reason not to believe me.

Textbook case of someone just bullshitting to evade a point. If he's going to argue that the two measurements were of two different things and can therefore be whatever he chooses them to be, he might as well just come out and say so. Oops, that would be too honest.
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Magnetic wrote:
Ok, the first measurement, the diameter, was the inside of the Sea. The second measurement, the circumference, was form the outside of the Sea. It was a hands-breadth thick. Therefore, the math is indeed correct; you are just looking for a reason not to believe the Bible.
Way to show the Fundie has no math skills. If the inside diameter was 10 cubits then the inside circumference would be ~31.4 cubits. The OUTSIDE circumference would be even LARGER than 31.4 cubits, not less. His "solution" only makes things worse.
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So:

circular in shape - a circle
measuring ten cubits from rim to rim - across
five cubits high - height
It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it - around the perimeter.

It SHOULD have been 31.4 right?
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The guy posted a webpage that attempts to explain this error.

Apparently, this "sea" was a piece of furnature in the temple. Probably looked like some stone "above ground swimming pool". Anyway, this webpage was saying that the 10 cubits from brim to brim included the container's edges. The 30 cubits was the measurement of the inside of the container where the water was held.

They did some math to show that the diameter of the water itself would have been around 9.55 cubits, leaving a brim of around 4 inches.
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That's retarded. Any idiot knows it's far easier to wrap a measuring string around the outside of a cylinder than the inside. So the idea that they measured the inside for circumference and the outside for diameter is an obvious evasion because they realistically would not have done that.

Just try wrapping a string around the inside of a circular container.
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It gets better!! His previous post stated the webpage, and also he said:
Like the song says, "If you find when you read It that there's something wrong, there's something wrong with you."
So, I question the website and state that his "song" isn't true, such as the fact that the Earth ISN'T the center of the universe, the Earth isn't flat, and there is not evidence for a year long global flood, . . . . he replies with this:
So you call into question the clear FACT that that reading is correct? You are worse than I thought. Then you make dumb statements like "the fact that the earth is not the center of the universe." Prove it. I ask you to prove it to me. Show a website, or even a reputable scientist's claim that it is proven. Then you say "the fact that there is no evidence for a world wide flood..." You are, like the Bible says, "Willingly ignorant." Like an intelligent man once said, "In the Greek, that means 'dumb on purpose.'"

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The universe doesn't have a center, any more than the surface of a sphere has a "center". How do you even define the "center" of an entity with no boundaries?
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Holy Crap! I think I just threw up a vital organ!

Anyway, I suggest that you keep trying. No matter what happens, it will be funny.
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So you call into question the clear FACT that that reading is correct? You are worse than I thought. Then you make dumb statements like "the fact that the earth is not the center of the universe." Prove it. I ask you to prove it to me. Show a website, or even a reputable scientist's claim that it is proven. Then you say "the fact that there is no evidence for a world wide flood..." You are, like the Bible says, "Willingly ignorant." Like an intelligent man once said, "In the Greek, that means 'dumb on purpose.'"
Sadly this is typical of fundies. Burry their heads in the sand and ignore all th evidence. Demand that if you don't have absolute proof that their idiocy wins by default.
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Magnetic wrote:It SHOULD have been 31.4 right?
Well, at least 31. I don't think they had discovered fractions back then.
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