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The messier it is the more fun it is.
Explore everywhere, you never know what you might find.
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Most things in the world will fit in your mouth, which has its good and its bad points.
Sometimes it's the strangest-looking kid that has the best ideas
Don't take off your clothes unless someone asks you to, or you'll get yelled at.
Put things back when you're done with them, and zip carefully.
Sometimes the best part is the nap afterwards.
Just because one of the other boys has a toy that's bigger and shinier than yours doesn't mean that yours isn't good enough, unless it's broken or something.
Some things are more fun in groups.
The boy or girl who wants to be your friend only when you have candy or toys or stock options isn't the one you want.
Wash your hands first.
You have to be careful with hamsters, they break easy.
If your clothes aren't muddy or wet or ripped or covered in paint or all four, you're not done yet.
You can't always do what the people on the television can do, but it's okay, they're not really real, especially that John Holmes guy. Whouf.
Make-believe is an important thing to know, whether you're being a fireman or an astronaut or a naughty maid.
Barbie might be an anti-feminist symbol of repression and rampant consumerism, but her head pops right off so how tough can she be?
Look around, there are always things to play with. You can never be bored when you have enough sofa cushions.
There's always at least one kid who doesn't want to play, but likes watching everyone else play. They're creepy, but they're all right.
No matter how strange, dangerous, or twisted a thing you can think up, you can always find someone that will try it.
