Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Devastating Wrestling Move!
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OMG!!! Bloody Hells Ein! Where did you GET That! I serious spewed laughing when I saw that!!! Oh, Oh wow, I mean, HOW does someone do that? How do you shove a guy down your JOCKSTRAP, like, the other guy couldn't use his hands to stop it or something? Did he WANT to get sniffy down there???
Praying is another way of doing nothing helpful
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It's funny, I knew Carrot Top was pretty buff, but that terrifies me to me core to see that dork that stacked with muscle.
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Sometimes, comic books need context. Sometimes, they're much better without them.
Here is one such instance from Teen Titans #35:
ISARMA: Daikaiju Coordinator: Just Add Radiation Justice League- Molly Hayes: Respect Hats or Freakin' Else! Browncoat Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
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That's actually not as uncommon as you think. Special ed teachers talk about seeing it once every few years. Which is part of why I wouldn't do their job if you paid me a million dollars.
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RedImperator wrote:That's actually not as uncommon as you think. Special ed teachers talk about seeing it once every few years. Which is part of why I wouldn't do their job if you paid me a million dollars.
Maraxus wrote:An impressive way to get Detention:
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Whoever filled it out couldn't even spell "masturbating" correctly. :/
It's probably fake. Notice the student ID number is 420. Nevertheless, students masturbating in class does happen.
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
Maraxus wrote:An impressive way to get Detention:
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Whoever filled it out couldn't even spell "masturbating" correctly. :/
It's probably fake. Notice the student ID number is 420. Nevertheless, students masturbating in class does happen.
hell my math teacher had a TA who wore mini's and far too tight tops, and usually licked the ends of pens and simulated felliatio in class. half of us were so distracted that we probably could just finished ourselves.....
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