Why, thank you!Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hmm, that is indeed unfortunate.
Yes, I am greatful to have been given the oppertunity to experiance the wonder that is Iggy's girlfriend.



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Ugh, she has SUCH a horrible voice! I do NOT want to listen to her singing!Zaia wrote:Just to get back on topic for a second, I just wanted to say that I HATE that Kelly what's-her-face from 'American Idol' or whatever the hell shit TV show she came from. Gah, the fact that she can go through a fucking lame-dick show, have idiot bow down to her 'talent' or whatever she thinks she has, and THEN have the wankers who work at some record company say, "Oh, she won blah blah TV show, she must be GREAT! Let's play her stupid song 234987582734923598 TIMES A DAY!!!!! ON ALMOST EVERY STATION IN THE GREATER BALTIMORE/DC AREA!!!!"
Gah. Stupid bitch.
Sorry, Amanda dear. Back to you.
Being a music person myself, Spank, with some friends who have recording contracts themselves (no, no one any of you have probably ever heard of), I know through them how hard it is to get that far and how long it takes. This bitch didn't work one iota as hard as some of my friends, and I despise her for that. I don't believe in luck, but I do believe in people relying on things other than their musical talents to get ahead.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Wow, I've never seen such rage from you, love...
You know what? I FOUND THAT BITCH'S MP3 ON MY FUCKING HARD DRIVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? Needless to say I destroyed it along with other "Who the fuck downloaded THIS shit???!!" songs like "Madame Butterfly", "SNL Star Trek Christmas Songs", and (I'm not making this up) THE MOTHERFUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA VS TELETUBBIES THEME!!!!Zaia wrote:Just to get back on topic for a second, I just wanted to say that I HATE that Kelly what's-her-face from 'American Idol' or whatever the hell shit TV show she came from. Gah, the fact that she can go through a fucking lame-dick show, have idiot bow down to her 'talent' or whatever she thinks she has, and THEN have the wankers who work at some record company say, "Oh, she won blah blah TV show, she must be GREAT! Let's play her stupid song 234987582734923598 TIMES A DAY!!!!! ON ALMOST EVERY STATION IN THE GREATER BALTIMORE/DC AREA!!!!"
Gah. Stupid bitch.
Sorry, Amanda dear. Back to you.
It's actually Freebird but I add a little explative in the middle that spaced it out. Here are the lyrics, which aren't bad. I just can stand the long drawn out droning that makes up a lot of the song. Plus, it's supposed to be soooo great.Captain Lennox wrote:Is that the same song a Simple Kind of Man? It's the best. I don't think I ever heard heard Free Bird if that isn't it.Tsyroc wrote:Freefuckingbirdby Lynard Skynard
FREEBIRD
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
There's too many places I've got to see
If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change
Bye-bye babe, it's been sweet, love
'Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame
But if I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change
Lord help me I can't change
Oh No, I can't change
Sonnenburg wrote:MacArthur Park, although the lyrics are hysterical in their badness:
ROTFLMAO!!Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:You know what? I FOUND THAT BITCH'S MP3 ON MY FUCKING HARD DRIVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? Needless to say I destroyed it along with other "Who the fuck downloaded THIS shit???!!" songs like "Madame Butterfly", "SNL Star Trek Christmas Songs", and (I'm not making this up) THE MOTHERFUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA VS TELETUBBIES THEME!!!!
WTF?!!!
Kazaa (Lite)+House Guests+Having to let 'em use the computer=300Megabytes of the World's Lamest MP3s Polluting my Collection! GACK!!
I'm glad I made your day. Come to think of it, ROTFLMAO!! it is phuctup phunny as Hell!Zaia wrote:ROTFLMAO!!Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:You know what? I FOUND THAT BITCH'S MP3 ON MY FUCKING HARD DRIVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? Needless to say I destroyed it along with other "Who the fuck downloaded THIS shit???!!" songs like "Madame Butterfly", "SNL Star Trek Christmas Songs", and (I'm not making this up) THE MOTHERFUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA VS TELETUBBIES THEME!!!!
WTF?!!!
Kazaa (Lite)+House Guests+Having to let 'em use the computer=300Megabytes of the World's Lamest MP3s Polluting my Collection! GACK!!![]()
I mean, that sucks and all, but goddamn that's funny as hell.Kelly Fuckface, Madame Butterfly and the Oompa Loompas VS. the Teletubbies?!?!?!! Bwahahahahaah!! Good times!!
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EDIT: Typo. Oops.
EDIT #2:WTF?! 'Freebird' is awesome!
You asked for it!The Yosemite Bear wrote:Just because my little sister loved singing it long after I was completly sick of it.
Sherry Lewis and Lamb Chop: "The Song That Never Ends"
reasons why it sucks to be the sibling that is like 7 to 8 years older then the baby.