RedImperator wrote:It's probably fake. Notice the student ID number is 420. Nevertheless, students masturbating in class does happen.
I've heard of completely normal girls doing it in class by means of a cellphone set to vibrate or a pager tucked down their panties. That right there is a suprisingly common activity.
However, in terms of people actually whipping it out and going to town, the only encounter I had with it was with a guy who was in a mostly female acting class and was pretty severely retarded. I wasn't actually in the room at the time (next door over, thankfully) but I heard the screaming and the teacher in Raw Panic Mode, mostly because he was relatively new and was responsible for the kid being allowed in that class in the first place.
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RedImperator wrote:It's probably fake. Notice the student ID number is 420. Nevertheless, students masturbating in class does happen.
I've heard of completely normal girls doing it in class by means of a cellphone set to vibrate or a pager tucked down their panties. That right there is a suprisingly common activity.
Well, I can't blame them. If I was a chick, I'd have a Goddamn Dremel tool down there if I could get away with it. With boys it's different because it's just so obvious what they're doing. I'm pretty sure I've caught a couple of mine playing with it in their pockets, but that's not quite the same thing as full bore spanking it in public.
However, in terms of people actually whipping it out and going to town, the only encounter I had with it was with a guy who was in a mostly female acting class and was pretty severely retarded. I wasn't actually in the room at the time (next door over, thankfully) but I heard the screaming and the teacher in Raw Panic Mode, mostly because he was relatively new and was responsible for the kid being allowed in that class in the first place.
I talked to a special ed teacher who had four boys who'd do it regularly in the same class one year. Like I said, there's a reason I didn't go for a special ed cert.
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on the otherhand I had a math class in highschool were between the TA's antics, and the friction of my own clothes I had a few "accidents" in class without ever touching it. (T.A.s should not be wearing camel toe showing outfits, with sheer, too tight tops, and simulating fellatio with their grading sharpies.....)*
that was just evil....
*she was a senior we were a class of sophmores....
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RedImperator wrote:I talked to a special ed teacher who had four boys who'd do it regularly in the same class one year. Like I said, there's a reason I didn't go for a special ed cert.
Dang.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
The Yosemite Bear wrote:on the otherhand I had a math class in highschool were between the TA's antics, and the friction of my own clothes I had a few "accidents" in class without ever touching it. (T.A.s should not be wearing camel toe showing outfits, with sheer, too tight tops, and simulating fellatio with their grading sharpies.....)*
that was just evil....
*she was a senior we were a class of sophmores....
The Yosemite Bear wrote:on the otherhand I had a math class in highschool were between the TA's antics, and the friction of my own clothes I had a few "accidents" in class without ever touching it. (T.A.s should not be wearing camel toe showing outfits, with sheer, too tight tops, and simulating fellatio with their grading sharpies.....)*
that was just evil....
*she was a senior we were a class of sophmores....
Ouch. I'm glad mine wasn't that supersensitive...
remember this is back when I was 15-16 and hornyness on crack.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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Ouch. I'm glad mine wasn't that supersensitive...
