I have tried my best to avoid getting involved, but this pushes it too far.
Vympel wrote:
I fail to see what's "w00t" about this article. If you need any more confirmation that this system is being designed for non-gamers who play for 5 minutes at a time, I don't know what it is. Why the hell would any gamer get excited to play that pathetic Wario game they describe? Since when did anyone want to dance the hula? Five year olds with ADD might like it though.
You, who would so readily bash a great game that you have never played. (For the record, I have played a few versions of WarioWare, but I did not buy it because, alas, I was broke at the time. But, yes, they were surprisingly fun.) Your so-called "Criticisms" only help re-enforce the fact that you have not played the game. The "point," is that it is a series of minigames in which you have a few seconds to figure out what the hell you're supposed to do. In order to quote Adam Sessler on the first, "you play a minigame, lose on purpose just to see what happens, and then you laugh so hard you miss the next minigame."
If a game is released to
lots of good reviews, I do not bash it until I have played it. I dislike RTS's. I think there is way too much micromanagement, and too many things to keep track of. I also suck at them, and I fail to see the appeal. Yet I do NOT go around and bash games like, say, Homeworld 2, which I have never played. To bash a game like Big Rigs is fine, IMO, when the general consensus is that the game was a rushed POS, but to bash a critical success that you haven't even played isn't just arrogent: It's fucking pathetic. And for the record, I have ADD. Fuckwit.
Vympel wrote:
Heck, the only promising (not for me, since I never liked it) thing in there is Zelda. Great, so they can make it, Metroid, and a Mario game or two and call it a day. Oh and maybe Duck-Hunt. Couple that with the few developers willing to expend valuable time and resources on developing games for a system with a non-standard controller requiring lots more work that doesn't apply anywhere else.

Here we go again. Final Fantasy Chrystal Chronicles, Red Steel, the recently announced Excite Truck, Wario Ware (

), as was just recently announced, a
Resident Evil game., a new franchise (Day of Disaster, which looks really good graphic-wise), Metroid Prime 3, Super Mario Galaxy, LoZ: TP Wii Sports, and Sonic. That's an impressive enough lineup for me.
Vympel wrote:
Again, you're a fucking idiot. You treat gamers tastes as a matter of objective fact rather than subjective ... taste. "Lack of knowledge about gamers' tastes", give me a fucking break. :Rolling Eyes: What I said was that I was not impressed and I said why I wasn't impressed. Period. Now go fellate Mario or something, I'm sick of this upsurge of fanboy bullshit lately every time someone insults a sacred cow (e.g. Stark's lacklustre response to the Halo trailer, which was similarly over-reacted to).
And I'm sick of your unneccissary bitching. Stark wasn't impressed with the Halo trailer. So what? Neither was I. The music was great, but the footage could have been done alot better. I, however, will not pass judgement until I actually get my hands on it.
Vympel wrote:
If you think some TIME article signing praises about how awesome it is to prance about your TV looking like you're having a seizure performing idiotic tasks is an awesome indicator of how great the Wii is going to be, by all means go ahead, but stop crying like a little bitch when someone says "that sounds retarded." as if they violated a canon prouncement.
The time article tells us 2 things. One, that Warioware is comming to the Wii (which it should, given it is a great franchise), and Two, that the controller can appeal to the mainstream audience. Both of which mean good for Nintendo
Your opinion is not the end-all-be-all of what's cool and what's not. I can accept someone disliking something. What I can't accept is retarded attacks on something you've never given a chance.
Vympel wrote:I'm not even attempting to *have* an argument here on matters of taste. You are, however. I stated mine. That's it. The only people getting their panties in a bunch are the fuckwits who can't take reading any criticism of the Wii without frothing at the mouth.
Bullshit. You're so-called criticism wasn't even a valid criticism to begin with. When people call you on it, you say "you started it" and "I'm not trying to have an argument." Your criticism isn't fucking valid, nor is it wanted. When you play it, and I mean actually make an attempt to enjoy it, let me know how it turns out.
I have alot of respect for you. You are great when it comes to reporting on news in N&P, and have made many valuble contributions to the board, but seriously, what the fuck? You're acting like a n00b. Stop it.