have any of you paid a visit to CAPalert.com?

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-12 07:06pm

A christian fundie movie reviewer does the site, naturally with an aim of faulting hollywood for not preaching the good word. Blatantly stupid, but still rather amusing in a twisted sort of way.

for an example of the guy's work, here's a link to his review of "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-12 07:12pm

Someone should make a very accurate, very graphic series of movies out of the whole bible. It'd be damn funny to see CAPalert do those.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2002-12-12 07:22pm

The stupid site hung up my PC when I tried to open that link...

KG

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-12 07:23pm

Can't explain that occurence. It works fine on my machine....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-12 07:30pm

Nude female angels? Man I gotta see that movie.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-12 07:38pm

*South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut* (R) -- WARNING! This analysis is blunt. *South Park* is another movie straight from the smoking pits of Hell.

I suddenly want to see South Park, again and again.

That site is the most unintentionally funny on the net. It's ridiculous and frankly damn dumb! I get a good laugh every time I read that site.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2002-12-12 07:40pm

They aren't hot or anything.

The movie was brilliant. It was all about the evils and stupidity of censorship. But I still think the South Park series is kind of dumb.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-12 08:54pm

I find it ironic that fundies whine about sex and violence in the media, yet their holy book has to be the most violent and gruesome book out there.

See the "back to school page", it has to be one of the most bigoted documents there.

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/princeofegypt98.htm Check this one.

grief of loss - mother abandoning her baby in a wicker basket and setting it adrift in a river

C.S.Strowbridge · Post by **C.S.Strowbridge** » 2002-12-12 09:04pm

XaLEv wrote:Someone should make a very accurate, very graphic series of movies out of the whole bible. It'd be damn funny to see CAPalert do those.

Left Behind 2

Is that close enough?

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-12 09:41pm

C.S.Strowbridge wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Someone should make a very accurate, very graphic series of movies out of the whole bible. It'd be damn funny to see CAPalert do those.
Left Behind 2

Is that close enough?

that movie wil burn so much ass. It'll suck that bad.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-12 10:29pm

A greatly appreciated their review of Contact. I aught to kick their ass in the name of Carl Sagan.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-12 10:36pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:A greatly appreciated their review of Contact. I aught to kick their ass in the name of Carl Sagan.

Want my help?

I mean that list under "Additional examples of unacceptable material included":

an adolescent daughter encountering the death of her father

deep philosophical anti-reality and corruption of traditional religiousness

How dumb can they get? I mean seriously?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-12-12 10:38pm

I recall that in their review of TPM, they gave the movie a high Offense to God level because it did not ackowledge Jesus Christ as the source of salvation (that's right, fantasy too must acknowledge Jesus). It shows how these fundie whackjobs believe absolutely nothing can be secular...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-13 12:14am

irishmick79 wrote:A christian fundie movie reviewer does the site, naturally with an aim of faulting hollywood for not preaching the good word. Blatantly stupid, but still rather amusing in a twisted sort of way.

for an example of the guy's work, here's a link to his review of "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm

yep. I've mentioned the reviewers once or twice here.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-13 12:16am

my personal fav is schreck. even 5 yr old humor isnt allowed.

amusing, quite, how this site wont allow bible stories (left behind) on tv. what do they *think* is going to happen when 2 billion people vanish, nothing at all?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-13 12:17am

C.S.Strowbridge wrote: Left Behind 2

Is that close enough?

No. It may be Christian, but it's not the Bible.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-13 12:19am

well, technically, it's an interpretation of revelation from the survivor's perspective.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-13 12:29am

Enforcer Talen wrote:well, technically, it's an interpretation of revelation from the survivor's perspective.

That's irrelevant here. It may be based on the Bible, but it is not itself the Bible; they don't base their grading criteria on Left Behind.

The really entertaining bits wouldn't come around until they have to grade the gradebook.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-13 12:36am

-cocks head- so the thousands of deaths caused by all those drivers vanishing from their seats and causing accidents dont count as deaths that mess up young children psyches?

such skill in splitting hairs

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-13 01:11am

Enforcer Talen wrote:-cocks head- so the thousands of deaths caused by all those drivers vanishing from their seats and causing accidents dont count as deaths that mess up young children psyches?

such skill in splitting hairs

Everything I've said here has gone straight over your head, hasn't it? Judging by this response I've quoted, you have completely missed the correct interpretation of my previous post and instead chosen one totally different.

Let me try again: If they were to rate a series of Biblical movies directly translated from book to film, they would be forced into one of two actions: they could rate them as they have all others and give them some of the lowest grades ever; or they could ignore all the nastiness in them and give them a favorable rating simply because it's the Bible, and demonstrate a great double-standard.

Do you understand now?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-13 10:58am

I took a look at the review of Blackhawk Down and just laughed my ass off at his stupidity. It's a war movie dumbass, people get shot and killed in wars, it ain't pretty but it happens. He then waxes nostalgic about the old days where John Wayne would nicely lead his men into battle and everything was good and right, what a load of donkey crap. The idiot can't get it through his head that those old movies are glorified and stereotypic portrayals of war, and are completely unrealistic. Blackhawk Down was made to be a realistic portrayal of a battle where shit goes wrong and people get killed, and it did a damn good job of that. The reviewer is so far removed from reality it's not even funny.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-13 11:08am

XaLEv wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:-cocks head- so the thousands of deaths caused by all those drivers vanishing from their seats and causing accidents dont count as deaths that mess up young children psyches?

such skill in splitting hairs

Everything I've said here has gone straight over your head, hasn't it? Judging by this response I've quoted, you have completely missed the correct interpretation of my previous post and instead chosen one totally different.

Let me try again: If they were to rate a series of Biblical movies directly translated from book to film, they would be forced into one of two actions: they could rate them as they have all others and give them some of the lowest grades ever; or they could ignore all the nastiness in them and give them a favorable rating simply because it's the Bible, and demonstrate a great double-standard.

Do you understand now?

dude, I was agreeing with you previously. the post written above has little to do with arguing you. my comment was at capalert, not the start of a debate.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-13 11:38am

I've visited the site before. Now, I'd like to have a fanatical occultist review movies from his/her religious perspective.... that would be entertaining!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-13 11:42am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:I've visited the site before. Now, I'd like to have a fanatical occultist review movies from his/her religious perspective.... that would be entertaining!!

I think you'll find out very quickly that "fanatical" and "occultist" generally don't belong in the same sentence. Judeo-Christian/Islamic Fundies are a dime a dozen; take every fundy from all other religions and put onto the Queen Mary, and you'll have a ghost ship!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-13 12:30pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: take every fundy from all other religions and put onto the Queen Mary, and you'll have a ghost ship!

I'm sure that there are quite many Hindu fundamentalists in India...

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