What songs in particular do you hate?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-13 12:53am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hmm, that is indeed unfortunate.

Yes, I am greatful to have been given the oppertunity to experiance the wonder that is Iggy's girlfriend.

Why, thank you!

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-13 12:53am

Just to get back on topic for a second, I just wanted to say that I HATE that Kelly what's-her-face from 'American Idol' or whatever the hell shit TV show she came from. Gah, the fact that she can go through a fucking lame-dick show, have idiot bow down to her 'talent' or whatever she thinks she has, and THEN have the wankers who work at some record company say, "Oh, she won blah blah TV show, she must be GREAT! Let's play her stupid song 234987582734923598 TIMES A DAY!!!!! ON ALMOST EVERY STATION IN THE GREATER BALTIMORE/DC AREA!!!!"

Gah. Stupid bitch.

Sorry, Amanda dear. Back to you.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-13 12:54am

Wow, I've never seen such rage from you, love...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-13 12:54am

Zaia wrote:Just to get back on topic for a second, I just wanted to say that I HATE that Kelly what's-her-face from 'American Idol' or whatever the hell shit TV show she came from. Gah, the fact that she can go through a fucking lame-dick show, have idiot bow down to her 'talent' or whatever she thinks she has, and THEN have the wankers who work at some record company say, "Oh, she won blah blah TV show, she must be GREAT! Let's play her stupid song 234987582734923598 TIMES A DAY!!!!! ON ALMOST EVERY STATION IN THE GREATER BALTIMORE/DC AREA!!!!"

Gah. Stupid bitch.

Sorry, Amanda dear. Back to you.

Ugh, she has SUCH a horrible voice! I do NOT want to listen to her singing!

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-13 12:58am

Is it just me, or does Kelly Clarkson just suck ass, in a total kind of way?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-13 01:01am

I've never heard this chick before so I can't comment on her.

Can't think of any songs in particular that I dislike right now either. Hmm.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-13 01:03am

Apparently she's from some contest show called American Idol.

I wouldn't know, because I didn't pay any attention to it at all.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-13 01:05am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

Wow, I've never seen such rage from you, love...

Being a music person myself, Spank, with some friends who have recording contracts themselves (no, no one any of you have probably ever heard of), I know through them how hard it is to get that far and how long it takes. This bitch didn't work one iota as hard as some of my friends, and I despise her for that. I don't believe in luck, but I do believe in people relying on things other than their musical talents to get ahead.

Plus she downright SUCKS ASS!!!!!!

And, for the record, I didn't pay any attention to her either, until they started flooding my radio stations with her guttertrash. I don't watch that shit on TV. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......

Hate her.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-13 01:11am

Well, based on the clips I have seen, better her than Whigger-fro Guy. He just annoyed the piss out of me for some reason.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-12-13 01:30am

Any Christian Rock (Oxymoron here) that continually praises God... I mean, POD is fairly good, but for everything else, you heard them once, you've heard them all.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-13 06:43am

Zaia wrote:Just to get back on topic for a second, I just wanted to say that I HATE that Kelly what's-her-face from 'American Idol' or whatever the hell shit TV show she came from. Gah, the fact that she can go through a fucking lame-dick show, have idiot bow down to her 'talent' or whatever she thinks she has, and THEN have the wankers who work at some record company say, "Oh, she won blah blah TV show, she must be GREAT! Let's play her stupid song 234987582734923598 TIMES A DAY!!!!! ON ALMOST EVERY STATION IN THE GREATER BALTIMORE/DC AREA!!!!"

Gah. Stupid bitch.

Sorry, Amanda dear. Back to you.

You know what? I FOUND THAT BITCH'S MP3 ON MY FUCKING HARD DRIVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? Needless to say I destroyed it along with other "Who the fuck downloaded THIS shit???!!" songs like "Madame Butterfly", "SNL Star Trek Christmas Songs", and (I'm not making this up) THE MOTHERFUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA VS TELETUBBIES THEME!!!!

WTF?!!!

Kazaa (Lite)+House Guests+Having to let 'em use the computer=300Megabytes of the World's Lamest MP3s Polluting my Collection! GACK!!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-13 07:03am

I had a neighbor in collage who kept playing this song that had a lyric like "I like the way you play the kissing game"

*I just could not stomach it, I had to drown it out with something, Iron Butterfly, Black Sabbath, anything!
I also don't like really mysogynistic music, and ever since Dawn "Dear Johned" me with "I heard it through the Grapevine" I have only liked love songs that involve people getting killed "Last Kiss", "She Moved through the Fair" etc.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-13 07:35am

Oh, well

I do remember video productions class and using some multi-channel equipment to do a "Wierd Al" version of somebody's overplayed blank burns.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-13 09:56am

"white power" and everything else by "screwdriver"
everything by "stoerkraft"
everything by "kraftschlag"
everything by "landser"

everything by all the other 88 and 14 idiots

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-12-13 09:56am

Captain Lennox wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:Freefuckingbird by Lynard Skynard
Is that the same song a Simple Kind of Man? It's the best. I don't think I ever heard heard Free Bird if that isn't it.

It's actually Freebird but I add a little explative in the middle that spaced it out. Here are the lyrics, which aren't bad. I just can stand the long drawn out droning that makes up a lot of the song. Plus, it's supposed to be soooo great.

FREEBIRD

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
There's too many places I've got to see

If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

Bye-bye babe, it's been sweet, love
'Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame

But if I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change
Lord help me I can't change

Oh No, I can't change

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-13 02:12pm

The only songs I hate are those Jimmy Buffet songs, "Cheeseburger in Paradise" and "Margaritaville". I have nothing against the man or his songs, but I used to work in Mexican restaraunt that called the bar "Margaritaville" and we had specials on all sorts of crazy margaritas and they played those two songs over and over and over again. THose two songs are burned in my brain, and make me want to retch everytime I hear them. My own personal Clockwork Orange...

Sonnenburg wrote:MacArthur Park, although the lyrics are hysterical in their badness:

That song is too old for most of the youngin's here, but you know what the best part is Chuck? IIRC, someone did a cover of that song!

I think it was either Cher or Irene Cara. Somebody in the '80's. Hopefully, no one will ever use that recipe again...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-13 03:22pm

Weird Al did a parody of 'MacArthur Park'

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-13 04:02pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:You know what? I FOUND THAT BITCH'S MP3 ON MY FUCKING HARD DRIVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? Needless to say I destroyed it along with other "Who the fuck downloaded THIS shit???!!" songs like "Madame Butterfly", "SNL Star Trek Christmas Songs", and (I'm not making this up) THE MOTHERFUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA VS TELETUBBIES THEME!!!!

WTF?!!!

Kazaa (Lite)+House Guests+Having to let 'em use the computer=300Megabytes of the World's Lamest MP3s Polluting my Collection! GACK!!

ROTFLMAO!!

I mean, that sucks and all, but goddamn that's funny as hell.

Kelly Fuckface, Madame Butterfly and the Oompa Loompas VS. the Teletubbies?!?!?!! Bwahahahahaah!! Good times!!

EDIT: Typo. Oops.

EDIT #2:

WTF?! 'Freebird' is awesome!

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-13 04:07pm

Freebird rocks.

I don't have any songs that I really, really hate...at least, none that come to mind immediately.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-13 04:55pm

Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:You know what? I FOUND THAT BITCH'S MP3 ON MY FUCKING HARD DRIVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? Needless to say I destroyed it along with other "Who the fuck downloaded THIS shit???!!" songs like "Madame Butterfly", "SNL Star Trek Christmas Songs", and (I'm not making this up) THE MOTHERFUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA VS TELETUBBIES THEME!!!!

WTF?!!!

Kazaa (Lite)+House Guests+Having to let 'em use the computer=300Megabytes of the World's Lamest MP3s Polluting my Collection! GACK!!
ROTFLMAO!!

I mean, that sucks and all, but goddamn that's funny as hell. Kelly Fuckface, Madame Butterfly and the Oompa Loompas VS. the Teletubbies?!?!?!! Bwahahahahaah!! Good times!!

EDIT: Typo. Oops.

EDIT #2: WTF?! 'Freebird' is awesome!

I'm glad I made your day. Come to think of it, ROTFLMAO!! it is phuctup phunny as Hell!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-13 06:44pm

Just because my little sister loved singing it long after I was completly sick of it.

Sherry Lewis and Lamb Chop: "The Song That Never Ends"

reasons why it sucks to be the sibling that is like 7 to 8 years older then the baby.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-12-13 07:12pm

Anything by Steps. Also anything by any boy band, or any other "band" whose music and production is supplied by that guy from Scandinavia - his name escapes me. He's the reason why, in all but the vocals, early Britney Spears sounds identical to same period Backstreet Boys.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-13 07:22pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Weird Al did a parody of 'MacArthur Park'

That's right, he did, I forgot about that

. I think someone else covered it too, but in serious vein. *shudders*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-13 08:31pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Just because my little sister loved singing it long after I was completly sick of it.

Sherry Lewis and Lamb Chop: "The Song That Never Ends"

reasons why it sucks to be the sibling that is like 7 to 8 years older then the baby.

You asked for it!

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people strted singing not knowing what it was
Now they keep on singing it forever just becuse

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people strted singing not knowing what it was
Now they keep on singing it forever just becuse

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people strted singing not knowing what it was
Now they keep on singing it forever just becuse

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people strted singing not knowing what it was
Now they keep on singing it forever just becuse

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people strted singing not knowing what it was
Now they keep on singing it forever just becuse

I believe even she got sick of it at the very end of the show.

I really don't mid the lyrics ofthe song, unless they are extremely offensive or sung by a really crappy singer, what gets me fed up is crappy melody.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-14 03:04am

It was Weird Al's Alapalooza album, and the parody was Jurrasic Park. It had a claymation video.

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