Ever Wonder What The Guests Think Of Us?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-13 03:31pm

Have you ever wondered what the guests to the board think of us members?

Me, I bet there are at least two or three people out there that hate my guts.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-13 03:37pm

Dunno. Let's ask!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-13 03:38pm

Wow, great idea.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-13 08:33pm

I'm pretty sure they're all thinking "What a buch of perverts. I sure as hell ain't joining them."

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-13 08:36pm

Actually it was probably "I put in a search for Mary Poppins and Trinity and all I got was this stoopid site about Star Wars and Star Trek."

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2002-12-13 08:41pm

neoolong wrote:Actually it was probably "I put in a search for Mary Poppins and Trinity and all I got was this stoopid site about Star Wars and Star Trek."

I figure that's how we get some of the trolls: they're doing a search for "Janeway Porn" on Google, find this site, and then discover to their annoyance that not only do we not have any posted but we consider it a bad thing.

Notice I specified we don't have any posted. If such an abomination actually exists, please leave me blissfully ignorant.

Scorpius · Post by **Scorpius** » 2002-12-13 09:08pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm pretty sure they're all thinking "What a buch of perverts. I sure as hell ain't joining them."

No it's actually "What a bunch of perverts. I sure as hell AM joining them!"

I lurked these boards quite a long time as a guest...I came for the Trek/Wars debates but stayed for the entertainment (I especially enjoyed the brainless hordes that seem drawn to this site as moths to flame. I only joined when I said to myself one too many times "why doesn't somebody say ________ about _______?"

I thought that there were some people on the boards who were [AHEM..] quite INTENSE, but I don't think HATED is true...Who could hate a cuddly dolphin?

Where is this Trinity/Mary Poppins thread of which you speak???

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-13 09:19pm

Scorpius wrote:Where is this Trinity/Mary Poppins thread of which you speak???

That thread is classified "top secret", and access is cleared on a case by case basis. Thorough background checks are done on all members requesting access, and if you pass you can then view the thread.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-13 09:22pm

Isn't the minimum post count now 500?

Eg, only Padawans and up allowed?

Scorpius · Post by **Scorpius** » 2002-12-13 09:23pm

aerius wrote:That thread is classified "top secret", and access is cleared on a case by case basis. Thorough background checks are done on all members requesting access, and if you pass you can then view the thread.

What do you require of me, Honoured Gatekeeper? I wish only to serve...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-13 09:26pm

Scorpius wrote:
aerius wrote:That thread is classified "top secret", and access is cleared on a case by case basis. Thorough background checks are done on all members requesting access, and if you pass you can then view the thread.
What do you require of me, Honoured Gatekeeper? I wish only to serve...

You gotta be a REAL human, eg be a sexual pervert, flame all trolls, IMPRESS current members of your ability to join.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-13 09:32pm

Ted wrote:
Scorpius wrote:What do you require of me, Honoured Gatekeeper? I wish only to serve...
You gotta be a REAL human, eg be a sexual pervert, flame all trolls, IMPRESS current members of your ability to join.

Or if you're female and openly discusses your sexual adventures with lots of details on sex toys, positions, masturbation and other fantasies on this board we'll likely invite you in to view the thread.

Scorpius · Post by **Scorpius** » 2002-12-13 09:36pm

Ted wrote:You gotta be a REAL human, eg be a sexual pervert, flame all trolls, IMPRESS current members of your ability to join.

Perversions come in many forms: animal, vegetable and/or mineral. Being able to do ANYTHING to ANYTHING.

This might take some time...

Is photographic proof required? Or a sufficiently naughty description of the scene with signed affidavits that no animals were maimed or killed? I ask only in the interest of Science...

As for trolls, well they deserve to toast on the fires of Hell (which I like to believe in when it comes to trolls!) and if I can reach for the nearest flamethrower to help them reach their ultimate destiny as a pile of roasted flesh in the corner, who am I to walk away?

Scorpius · Post by **Scorpius** » 2002-12-13 09:38pm

aerius wrote:Or if you're female and openly discusses your sexual adventures with lots of details on sex toys, positions, masturbation and other fantasies on this board we'll likely invite you in to view the thread.

Damn, the girls always have all the fun...

Troll from MSNBC · Post by **Troll from MSNBC** » 2002-12-13 09:42pm

As for trolls, well they deserve to toast on the fires of Hell (which I like to believe in when it comes to trolls!) and if I can reach for the nearest flamethrower to help them reach their ultimate destiny as a pile of roasted flesh in the corner, who am I to walk away?

-_-;

Scorpius · Post by **Scorpius** » 2002-12-13 09:52pm

Troll from MSNBC wrote:
-_-;

What were the odds of this happening?

To Clarify:
-No offense to people NAMED "Troll" or with "Troll" in their names...
-GREAT OFFENSE to those ACTING as trolls...

You're not ACTING like a troll are you?

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2002-12-13 09:56pm

*having a sudden creeping attack of paranoia feeling the eyes of all THOSE GUESTS ON ME!!!!!!!

AUUUUUGHHH!!!!

anyway, that's what i think

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-13 10:10pm

I think the guests think we're short-tempered, overly-critical, and way too hostile for their tastes.

Troll from MSNBC · Post by **Troll from MSNBC** » 2002-12-13 10:29pm

Shinova wrote:I think the guests think we're short-tempered, overly-critical, and way too hostile for their tastes.

Not to mention spammers with no lives

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Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-13 10:43pm

I hope you're not referring to yourself, now that you are a member.

And yes, we have/had some spammers. Most aren't.

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-14 01:11am

beyond hope wrote:*having a sudden creeping attack of paranoia feeling the eyes of all THOSE GUESTS ON ME!!!!!!!

Stop touching yourself like that and you won't feel so nervous.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-14 01:14am

And puts some pants on, for God's sake...

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-12-14 02:50pm

I'm putting my money on that most of the guests think I am the very definition of male sexiness.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-14 03:11pm

They should know by now that we are all MAD!!!!

If we weren't mad we wouldn't be Kitten's
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Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-12-14 05:41pm

*looks out from the massive doors that lead to RML the tortured screamsof many trolls can be heard comming from within*Hmmm whats this a new Rabisd monkey seeks to join????

Hey Verilon get the barrel and paint shaker ready