RAYCAV'S OPPOSITE STRIKES!!!

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2002-12-13 04:58pm

Chicken?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-13 05:19pm

Totenkopf wrote:I wonder what the flambeed penis tasted like...?

I DON'T want to know!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-13 08:36pm

This guy would be the gay RayCav.

I know there are lots of severed human penisses in hot dogs and Chicken McNuggets, and they occasionaly pop up in a carton of juice, but this is beyond sick!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-14 12:42am

Willing victim?!?!?!?! WTF? Not even my mighty egg-based arsenal can withstand the mindboggling . . . weirdness of that.

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-14 12:55am

Maybe he and Lorena Bobbit could open a restaurant.

McDahmer's?

(sorry....)

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-14 12:57am

How about a nice Manwhich...

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-14 01:04am

I think this guy is what RayCav would be if there were no moral restraints inside.

Basically, this guy would be RayCav's deep, inner self made into a physical, macrocosmic person.

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-14 02:47am

"Welcome to McDahmer's, what would you like today?"

"What's on the menu?"

"Spaghetti & Pete's Balls, Moo-Goo Guy-in-a-Pan, and for dessert either Eyescream or Girl Scout Cookies."

"Made with real Girl Scouts?"

"Absolutely!"

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-12-14 02:55pm

Wally shit, this kind of stuff just makes me nervous.

if I hear any more stories about concerning severed penises, my nighmares will probably start involving me loosing more than just my teeth.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-14 04:36pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:if I hear any more stories about concerning severed penises, my nighmares will probably start involving me loosing more than just my teeth.

Detachable Penis
by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time (detachable penis)
I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble (detachable penis)
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)

But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
Remember what I did with it

First, I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it (detachable penis)
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time (detachable penis)

So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either (detachable penis)
I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis)

I really don't like being without my penis for too long (detachable penis)
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)

After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast (detachable penis)

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (detachable penis)
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street (detachable penis)
I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven

Some guy was selling it (detachable penis)
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17 (detachable penis)

I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis)
And put it back on (detachable penis)
I was happy again, complete (detachable penis)

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached (detachable penis)
But I don't know (detachable penis)
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-14 10:14pm

*Blinks* What the fuck?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-14 10:18pm

It's a song that was playing on KROQ for a while back around '99 or so. Wasn't too popular, as I understand

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-14 10:22pm

Crayz9000 wrote:It's a song that was playing on KROQ for a while back around '99 or so. Wasn't too popular, as I understand

Oh, sorry. The song was quite funny.

I was referring too the stir fried penis...

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-14 10:42pm

I think the Term Bizarro RayCav would work better.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-14 10:45pm

Captain Lennox wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:It's a song that was playing on KROQ for a while back around '99 or so. Wasn't too popular, as I understand
Oh, sorry. The song was quite funny. I was referring too the stir fried penis...

As i said once already:
I DON'T want to know!