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I probably fluked my calculus final.....

physics coming up friday 9:30am......

:cry: *I'm so gonna die*
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SWPIGWANG wrote:I probably fluked my calculus final.....

physics coming up friday 9:30am......

:cry: *I'm so gonna die*
Have some BOOZE!

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MKSheppard wrote:Have some BOOZE!

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Do you try to give bad advice, or does it come naturally to you?
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Dalton wrote:Do you try to give bad advice, or does it come naturally to you?
Comes naturally to me...I can immediately think up bad advice for
ANY situation....

"Hey, this chainsaw won't stop!"

"Use your genitals!"

*whiiiiiiirrrrr*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!
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Dalton wrote:Do you try to give bad advice, or does it come naturally to you?
Seriously, you're going to have to learn to get through life with a simple
"Fuck...." and then move on...I knew a few weeks ago that I was going
to blow Chemistry 100, but I didn't agonize over it...

How do you think I manage to get through the day? I simply don't
dredge up all the shit I've done in the past, and I've done quite
a few whoppers...
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MKSheppard wrote: Comes naturally to me...I can immediately think up bad advice for
ANY situation....

"Hey, this chainsaw won't stop!"

"Use your genitals!"

*whiiiiiiirrrrr*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!
Looks like we finally found the guy responsible for the Swedish chainsaw....
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IG-88E wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: Comes naturally to me...I can immediately think up bad advice for
ANY situation....

"Hey, this chainsaw won't stop!"

"Use your genitals!"

*whiiiiiiirrrrr*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!
Looks like we finally found the guy responsible for the Swedish chainsaw....
Naaw that's because some stupid yank stoped the chainsaw with the genitals and husquarna got sued.

So now thanx to the stupidity of that legal system that warning is included :D
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Faram wrote: Naaw that's because some stupid yank stoped the chainsaw with the genitals and husquarna got sued.

So now thanx to the stupidity of that legal system that warning is included :D
No shit, really? :roll:

It was a JOKE.
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Thats actually good advice Shep... :: makes sure sky isn't falling, though the ground seems to be a bit colder... ::, but thats true, just learn to say "Fuck" and move on. No point dwelling on it because all that will do is make you screw up on everything because you'll have psyched yourself out
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SWPIGWANG wrote:I probably fluked my calculus final.....

physics coming up friday 9:30am......

:cry: *I'm so gonna die*
Don't sweat it. Once the test is done, relax. There's no point freaking out over someone that's already done. I used to know people who'd double check every answer they were worried about as soon as the test was done. Unnecessary stress.
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Can you just *thwap* yourself in the head, or do you have to say fuck!. Jus wondering FFR :D
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You're an idiot. A moron. Go earn a Darwin Award.


(Seriously, just move on. I mean, it's not like you fucked up the 1+1 question. Did you?)
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SWPIGWANG wrote:I probably fluked my calculus final.....

physics coming up friday 9:30am......

:cry: *I'm so gonna die*
When I get a bad grade, I just bang my head against the wall, rip up some papers, throw a few items out the window, moan about how I'm a failure, and move on. BUt I'm in HS, so when I get a bad grade, I can easily make up for it.
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When I fail and exam, I just go, "Well, fuck, better do better next time," or something, and that's that.

When I fuck up with a woman, it's an entirely different story, but you flunked a calc test, not told your girlfriend her ass was really big.
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RedImperator wrote:When I fuck up with a woman, it's an entirely different story, but you flunked a calc test, not told your girlfriend her ass was really big.
Iknowyou didn't do that.
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SWPIGWANG wrote:I probably fluked my calculus final.....

physics coming up friday 9:30am......

:cry: *I'm so gonna die*
In my college days (meaning, until [edit: six, damnit, six. time flies] months ago) I had a simple procedure after failing an exame. Forget about it for 24 hours. Then study like hell. Start with the parts you didn't fully understand. grab the book and read it, not pretending, really read it.

Study everything again, like it was new.

That is, if you're having a second chance still this semester. If not, make as your new year resolution a promiss to stand up, look calculus in the eyes and say never again, I'll master you, little bitch.
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study? :(

Can't study something that makes me feel miserable just by thinking it...
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I just remmeber one year

Finals week

I had Pnumonia

opened dorm fridge, found bottle of "Orange Juice"
Drank whole bottle

went to class to take finals

found out that someone was missing their bottle of Screwdrivers.
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I'm sorry Colin, but I shook in laughter after reading that one.

How did you do ;)
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Actually not bad.

Got mostly B's that day
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