have any of you paid a visit to CAPalert.com?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-13 12:44pm

Okay, nix em then. Course that means you can fit all non-Judeo-Christian/Islamic/Hindu fundies into a British Police Box (and I'm NOT talking about that wierd one you can fit a solar system in!)

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2002-12-13 01:43pm

Just sent them this E-mail:

You state on your site that: "This is NOT a movie review service.". However I must disagree, your site IS a movie review service and a very good one at that, though not quite the way you meant.

Divide the "CAP Influence Density" score with the "CAP Final Score" of a movie to get get an estimate as to how amusing the movie will be to watch, the higher the score the better (ie. South Park would compute as 10,65/29=0.367, which is pretty *god* damn good). I do this freaquently and I know several other people that use your sevice the the very same way.

So I must thank you for providing the world with such an excellent service for estimating the amount of humorous content in a movie. THANK YOU!

Oh, and I'll leave you with my favourite quote:
"My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can."
-- Frank Zappa

So it has turned out that fundies are good for something after all (other then making the rest of the world look smarter in comparison), who could have ever guessed that.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-12-13 01:50pm

Just what kind of bland, featureless, boring movie would this guys consider appropriate? Are they so illuded towards realitty? ANy kid that gets this kind of protection would end up being just another fundie like they are!

Somebody, nuke the bastards!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-13 02:28pm

Warspite wrote:Just what kind of bland, featureless, boring movie would this guys consider appropriate? Are they so illuded towards realitty? ANy kid that gets this kind of protection would end up being just another fundie like they are!

Somebody, nuke the bastards!

Mary Poppins got a perfect score.

Hmmm...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-13 02:29pm

Enforcer Talen wrote: dude, I was agreeing with you previously. the post written above has little to do with arguing you. my comment was at capalert, not the start of a debate.

Sorry, but you didn't do a very good job of making that known.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-13 04:10pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Okay, nix em then. Course that means you can fit all non-Judeo-Christian/Islamic/Hindu fundies into a British Police Box (and I'm NOT talking about that wierd one you can fit a solar system in!)

I also forgot to mention that I've heard of certain Norwegian occultists burning historical churches.... (although they're regarded as complete and utter nutcases, by fellow occultists as well as christians)

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-13 06:18pm

XaLEv wrote:
Warspite wrote:Just what kind of bland, featureless, boring movie would this guys consider appropriate? Are they so illuded towards realitty? ANy kid that gets this kind of protection would end up being just another fundie like they are!

Somebody, nuke the bastards!
Mary Poppins got a perfect score.

Hmmm...

Contact your fellow Monkeys. I will arrange transport. We deploy the Mary Poppins Vs. Trinity Thread to CAPalert at midnight.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-14 10:04am

SirNitram wrote:Contact your fellow Monkeys. I will arrange transport. We deploy the Mary Poppins Vs. Trinity Thread to CAPalert at midnight.

Excuse me, where do you have a link to this infamous thread??

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-14 10:58am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Contact your fellow Monkeys. I will arrange transport. We deploy the Mary Poppins Vs. Trinity Thread to CAPalert at midnight.
Excuse me, where do you have a link to this infamous thread??

Unfortunately for you, that thread has been monkey-napped. Never to be seen by normal human eyes again.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-14 01:08pm

XaLEv wrote:
Warspite wrote:Just what kind of bland, featureless, boring movie would this guys consider appropriate? Are they so illuded towards realitty? ANy kid that gets this kind of protection would end up being just another fundie like they are!

Somebody, nuke the bastards!
Mary Poppins got a perfect score.

Hmmm...

But there's no Trinity around to violate every hole in her body.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-14 01:21pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Okay, nix em then. Course that means you can fit all non-Judeo-Christian/Islamic/Hindu fundies into a British Police Box (and I'm NOT talking about that wierd one you can fit a solar system in!)

You do know that they no-longer exist don't you?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-14 01:25pm

Decomposing burned bodies were cast as live occupants of Hell.

And you find what innacuraccy in that?

"Big brother" electronic shock control of a child was used to prevent his use of foul language

Stupid fuckers the film that is based on is a clockwork orange idiots.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-14 01:48pm

LotR:Fellowship

Very offensive to god, so what? Jehovah only has one mountain, sauron has hundreds

to find the 20th of 20 special rings

THE ONE RING! TWITS

This movie is likely another maneuver to capitalize on the new found infatuation of visually oriented youth with bright and dazzling display of the occult, witchcraft and evil. It is another presentation of the "good" using evil to fight evil. And it presents sorcery as both "good" and evil. Violently. Grotesquely. While the story being based on "good" fighting evil using evil is bad enough, it is clear the filmmakers capitalized on extremism. Tolkien certainly described the evil and demonic characters in his novel quite grotesquely but not nearly as hideous and vile as those in this movie. After more than 500 movies I suspect I can say with credibility that any of the imagery of evil you have seen before now does not match the evil in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. And there are two more Lord of the Rings coming.

Well...Where exactly do they use evil to fight evil? other than frodo putting on the ring a few times?

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

graphic injuries, including amputation and a beheading

Query, do they mean Sauron or Lurtz (Uruk Hai captain) there?

multiple exceptionally graphic attacks by unholy beings, including by thousands of creeping beings with much impalement

fire demon attacks

and then it thinks that Lurtz is "Hideous"

a very graphic hand-to-hand combat sequence with a hideous demon

Yup, that is lurtz. Clearly the difference between Lurtz and a Deamon is not apparent to them.

multiple battles with sorcery using sorcery, some very, very graphic

The fight between gandalf and Saruman is "Very Very Graphic?"

ability to choose unholy mortality or immortality

And I thought cristians were meant to believe that? or by unholy do the fuckers mean mixed race? We shall never know.

crumbling cavern perils

Fuck thats evil isn't it boys and girls

orders to kill

Need I point out the irony?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-14 02:52pm

You get the impression that this guy enjoys these films, and is getting off on carefully cataloging every incident of violence and bad language?

I bet he types left handed!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-14 02:56pm

The guy is a complete moron. He will trash a movie for having violence of any kind unless it's "Prince of Egypt", in which case large-scale violence, terrorism, and even mass infanticide barely scratches its rank.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-14 03:06pm

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/star ... stcont.htm

First contact.

sexual innuendo
talk of sexual prowess and techniques
women warriors appearing with male countenance
screaming argument
lust for death
suggestion of orgasm by sensual act of a female

Particularly sexist statements underlined.
says it all don't it?

AotC

"If Prophecy is true, Anakin Skywalker will be the only one..." to bring peace and unity back to the Republic. (That sounds too much like a counterfeiting/mocking of the Scriptures to ignore. The One who was prophecied to bring peace has already come.)

Excuse me while I ask... WHERE DID HE PUT THE FUCKING PEACE THEN!!

TPM

The Episode 1 apprentice for the emperor, Darth Maul was truly an evil character and your kids may need your arm around them the first time his face appears in 15 x 30 foot larger-than-life, in-you-face grandeur.

Really? Are they really afraid of maul?

really?

really?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-14 03:22pm

Strange ... my boys liked Maul. But of course, my boys haven't had the benefit of extensive brainwashing and indoctrination techniques.

C.S.Strowbridge · Post by **C.S.Strowbridge** » 2002-12-14 03:27pm

# Offense to God (O):
# two abbreviations of "Christmas" without "Christ"

These people are beyond sad. Fortunately, with all the attention from sites like Fark, it takes a lot of money to run the site. More than they can possibly get.

http://www.capalert.com/

13 days and they've only got $700, out of the $75,000 they 'need.'

J · Post by J » 2002-12-14 03:28pm

From the LOTR review

There are inevitable comparisons being drawn between Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by the secular worldview and the Christian faith. Comparisons are not being drawn between the two movies under any other "religion" I am aware of, not the Muslim or Tao or Jewish faiths or any other faith, just the Christian faith which is under more attack than any other faith. Maybe the Christian faith is under more attack [by the adversary through the unbelievers] than any other faith because it is the "right one": the one faith that poses the greatest and maybe the only real threat to the adversary.

Not only is he a complete idiot who deliberately mis-interperates and reads evil meanings into movies, he's also a paranoid freak who thinks they're all out to destroy Christianity. Right, so if your faith is under more attack than any other it must be because it's the chosen one. By that logic I could say homosexuality is the chosen way because it's more hated and less accepted than heterosexual relations.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-14 03:32pm

Darth Wong wrote:Strange ... my boys liked Maul. But of course, my boys haven't had the benefit of extensive brainwashing and indoctrination techniques.

And that comment about Maul's evilness is a pretty racist/speciest statement. There is a Zebrek(sp) Jedi as well. Therefore according to them, based on looks, he is evil also. Wow. What open and peaceloving minds they have.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-14 03:33pm

jmac wrote:From the LOTR review

There are inevitable comparisons being drawn between Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by the secular worldview and the Christian faith. Comparisons are not being drawn between the two movies under any other "religion" I am aware of, not the Muslim or Tao or Jewish faiths or any other faith, just the Christian faith which is under more attack than any other faith. Maybe the Christian faith is under more attack [by the adversary through the unbelievers] than any other faith because it is the "right one": the one faith that poses the greatest and maybe the only real threat to the adversary.
Not only is he a complete idiot who deliberately mis-interperates and reads evil meanings into movies, he's also a paranoid freak who thinks they're all out to destroy Christianity. Right, so if your faith is under more attack than any other it must be because it's the chosen one. By that logic I could say homosexuality is the chosen way because it's more hated and less accepted than heterosexual relations.

Don't forget. Lots of people hated Hitler. Therefore he is right and everyone should want to kill Jews.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-14 03:35pm

C.S.Strowbridge wrote:# Offense to God (O):
# two abbreviations of "Christmas" without "Christ"

These people are beyond sad. Fortunately, with all the attention from sites like Fark, it takes a lot of money to run the site. More than they can possibly get.

http://www.capalert.com/

13 days and they've only got $700, out of the $75,000 they 'need.'

Hmm too non-geeky for Slashdot... any other nice places to spam *AHEM* plug the link?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-14 03:46pm

If its a guide for parents and grandparents, why are R rated movies included?

Assuming R is equivalent to our 15, surely by that time all the brainwashing is complete?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-14 04:14pm

Overall, the makers of this site are a bunch of braindead, paranoid fundies that think everything that doesn't have Jesus in it is evil, and that violence in movies is bad, even when it's condmned. I still refuse to accept that it's not a joke.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-14 04:17pm

Darth Wong wrote:Strange ... my boys liked Maul. But of course, my boys haven't had the benefit of extensive brainwashing and indoctrination techniques.

Of course they did, well adjusted people look at maul and say...

Cool

Fundies look at maul and scream he's not a WASP

Arghhhh!!!