That's not natural - WARNING: disgusting images

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-12-13 10:39am

The goggles! They do nothing!

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2002-12-13 02:30pm

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-13 03:20pm

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:[images snipped]

At least Rotten.com doesn't prevent remote-linking like somethingawful.co*...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-13 03:50pm

salm wrote:
Chris Lowell ain't got nothing on this guy.......
who´s chris lowell? i looked up at google but his site is a pop up hell.

This is Christopher Lowell

He is the best Gaydar Test Reference Target™ since Richard Simmons! If anyone has the slightest Gaydar ability at ALL, he will get detected by it!

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-13 06:03pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:He is the best Gaydar Test Reference Target™ since Richard Simmons! If anyone has the slightest Gaydar ability at ALL, he will get detected by it!

Ein, you don't even need Gaydar to detect Chris Lowell.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-13 07:19pm

Is he the guy in the 'peekaboo, this thread is GAY' pic?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-13 07:29pm

YUP!
Here it is:

and my opinion of this thread:

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-14 02:58am

Disturbed. In the 'very' sense.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-14 11:44am

Come on! The pictures aren't that bad! Can't you find something even more disgusting? The worst so far were those pumpkins throwing up and that monkey girl.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-14 11:45am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Come on! The pictures aren't that bad! Can't you find something even more disgusting? The worst so far were those pumpkins throwing up and that monkey girl.

That was the *WORST*? No....
www.rotten.com for you!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-14 12:53pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Come on! The pictures aren't that bad! Can't you find something even more disgusting? The worst so far were those pumpkins throwing up and that monkey girl.

You want bad?

russellb6666 · Post by **russellb6666** » 2002-12-14 02:19pm

you know i wonder how rotten.com got a picture of RSA?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-14 03:34pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Come on! The pictures aren't that bad! Can't you find something even more disgusting? The worst so far were those pumpkins throwing up and that monkey girl.

You asked for it. Please put on your #12 welding goggles before permanent damage results. From the Lorena Bobbitski page on Vampiregerbil.com

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-14 04:33pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Come on! The pictures aren't that bad! Can't you find something even more disgusting? The worst so far were those pumpkins throwing up and that monkey girl.
You want bad?

That's something to use against trolls, with a caption something like "Get your head out of your ass!"

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-14 05:00pm

There's no way that head-in-ass pic can possibly be real.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-14 05:21pm

russellb6666 wrote:you know i wonder how rotten.com got a picture of RSA?

That's not RSA. RSA would have his foot in his mouth, which is up his butt, and would have his fingers in his ears while simultaneously sprouting extra digits to politely flip off everyone nearby.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-14 08:11pm

HemlockGrey wrote:There's no way that head-in-ass pic can possibly be real.

Rotten.com also has a picture of a contortionist sucking his own dick. I'm not sure if this one is real or not... some of these contortionists can do pretty strange things

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-14 08:33pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:There's no way that head-in-ass pic can possibly be real.
Rotten.com also has a picture of a contortionist sucking his own dick. I'm not sure if this one is real or not... some of these contortionists can do pretty strange things

It would be amazing, but why would he want to?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-14 08:34pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:There's no way that head-in-ass pic can possibly be real.
Rotten.com also has a picture of a contortionist sucking his own dick. I'm not sure if this one is real or not... some of these contortionists can do pretty strange things

Course it's real! I get videos of that sorta stuff all the time from Kazaa/WinMX/P2P-of-the-Week!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-14 09:14pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Rotten.com also has a picture of a contortionist sucking his own dick. I'm not sure if this one is real or not... some of these contortionists can do pretty strange things

It's real. When I was working for Canada Customs I saw videos of guys sucking themselves off. It was actually rather pathetic and hilarious at the same time watching the guy straining to make contact and give himself head. Note that part of my job was to screen all the porn coming into my country, just in case you're wondering why I was watching deviant porn at work.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-14 09:31pm

aerius wrote:It's real. When I was working for Canada Customs I saw videos of guys sucking themselves off. It was actually rather pathetic and hilarious at the same time watching the guy straining to make contact and give himself head. Note that part of my job was to screen all the porn coming into my country, just in case you're wondering why I was watching deviant porn at work.

No, I was saying that the *other* pic might be real... that I wouldn't put it beyond some contortionists to stick their head up their own ass.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-14 09:56pm

aerius wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:Rotten.com also has a picture of a contortionist sucking his own dick. I'm not sure if this one is real or not... some of these contortionists can do pretty strange things
It's real. When I was working for Canada Customs I saw videos of guys sucking themselves off. It was actually rather pathetic and hilarious at the same time watching the guy straining to make contact and give himself head. Note that part of my job was to screen all the porn coming into my country, just in case you're wondering why I was watching deviant porn at work.

How much does it pay? Does it pay more than "bikini inspector", or "guy who tweaks Jennifer Lopez's nipples before performances"? Does it require any education or credentials? I'm suprised we don't have more people working for Canadian Customs, if you get to do that at work.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-14 10:12pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:How much does it pay? Does it pay more than "bikini inspector", or "guy who tweaks Jennifer Lopez's nipples before performances"? Does it require any education or credentials? I'm suprised we don't have more people working for Canadian Customs, if you get to do that at work.

Depending on seniority, union membership, and how much overtime you want to work you can easily get paid 50-80 Grand a year, Canadian money of course. There's a nice training course and test to get a job there, and to get the fulltime union work that pays the big bucks a degree of some sort is needed as well as an additional competance test. Good work if you can stand being around religious fundies all day, sort 150-200 parcels and then go view porn or goof at the desk for the rest of the shift.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-15 03:57pm

aerius wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Come on! The pictures aren't that bad! Can't you find something even more disgusting? The worst so far were those pumpkins throwing up and that monkey girl.
You asked for it. Please put on your #12 welding goggles before permanent damage results. From the Lorena Bobbitski page on Vampiregerbil.com

Twisted Sister making a comeback i see

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-12-15 04:12pm

I am so happy my brain is currently off....if it was on I might be in some serious pain, luckily for me my brain will be off for the REST of the day.