18-Till-I-Die wrote:Do you DENY you laughed out loud when you saw it?
Hell No. Fuck No.
Take your pick.
I laughed hard enough to induce abdominal cramps. His girlfriend doesn't look as bad as he does; I actually felt sorry for her (except when she was dressed as Lara Croft).
Lord Poe wrote:I keep telling myself, "Self, you have way too many projects. Stop thinking of making a Bryan Lambert plays with dolls movie..."
....Special guest star, Laura Cameltoe....
how about using that one scene from Spaceballs?
Dark Helmet: "did you see anything when you came in here?"
Col Sanders: "No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
"everytime a person is born the Earth weighs just a little more."--DMJ on StarTrek.com
"You see now you are using your thinking and that is not a good thing!" DMJay on StarTrek.com
"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
Holy fucking shit! When Wayne first posted those cosplay FURRY pictures, I thought to myself "Nah, it couldn't be." That site where those pictures came from had a "Moron Shrine," which seemed oddly similar to You Are Dumb. But even a posturing Nerd in Denial couldn't be that geeky if he felt confident enough to make fun of others, right? Right?!
If the internet has shown me anything, it's that anything is possible. The irony here is just fucking delicious. Stop trolling other people's sites and go back to molesting your Johnny Quest Rover, Bwyan.
"They're not triangular, but they are more or less blade-shaped"- Thrawn McEwok on the shape of Bakura destroyers
"Lovely. It's known as impugning character regarding statement of professional qualifications' in the legal world"- Karen Traviss, crying libel because I said that no soldier she interviewed would claim that he can take on billion-to-one odds
"I've already laid out rules for this thread that we're not going to make these evidential demands"- Dark Moose on supporting your claims
Widdle Bwyan wrote:If you think that these things I said in 1996 and 2001 somehow refute your twisted interpretation of my column, you're welcome to that opinion. I don't think it does, and I think only a rabid fanboy, stinging and bruised and desperate to lash out, would cling to such tiny shreds of evidence, but I certainly don't have a vested interest in changing your mind.
Funny how he tries to act like that cosplay/action figure/toy molestation is all in the distant past. From his own "Be a Better Nerd" Column, dated June 2005:
Yeah, I'm a nerd too. I rant on the Internet. I buy action figures for myself. My video game consoles number in the double digits. I own, and wear, clothing emblazoned with Transformers symbology. And in my time on this planet, I've been through pretty much every nerd experience I can think of. Well, OK. I haven't fucked anyone while dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog, but online or off, I've been part of or seen a vast percentage of the subculture gamut. And I've learned. Not "grown out of it", but learned.
His own words. He's "learned" but he STILL hasn't grown out of this crap!
"They're not triangular, but they are more or less blade-shaped"- Thrawn McEwok on the shape of Bakura destroyers
"Lovely. It's known as impugning character regarding statement of professional qualifications' in the legal world"- Karen Traviss, crying libel because I said that no soldier she interviewed would claim that he can take on billion-to-one odds
"I've already laid out rules for this thread that we're not going to make these evidential demands"- Dark Moose on supporting your claims
Widdle Bwyan wrote:Well, OK. I haven't fucked anyone while dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog,
Not much to brag about since you probably haven't fucked anyone PERIOD.
edit: And your "Quest Rover" doesn't count as "someone".
"everytime a person is born the Earth weighs just a little more."--DMJ on StarTrek.com
"You see now you are using your thinking and that is not a good thing!" DMJay on StarTrek.com
"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
Just to close this out for me, I posted a little summary of all this on my site. Obviously, it's nothing anyone here doesn't already know, just slightly more commentary from me.
I just wonder if Brian's ramblings have come up on TheForce.net. If not, better it stays that way. He's gotten far more attention than he deserves as it is.
And why does all this remind me of Wes Hutchings?
Happily married gay couples with closets full of assault weapons. That's my vision for America
Lord Poe wrote:I keep telling myself, "Self, you have way too many projects. Stop thinking of making a Bryan Lambert plays with dolls movie..."
....Special guest star, Laura Cameltoe....
how about using that one scene from Spaceballs?
Dark Helmet: "did you see anything when you came in here?"
Col Sanders: "No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
God damn it Servo, I was just thinking the same thing (are you pondering what I'm pondering? "I think so Gunhead, but how do we get all the spice girls in an aquarium?." Gunhead: An enterprising thought Servo, but no.)
Mine would be more:
Lambert: Oh, Lambert your helmet is so big!
Lambert: "polishing his helmet"
-Gunhead
"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it."
-Generalfeldmarschall Erwin Rommel
"And if you don't wanna feel like a putz
Collect the clues and connect the dots
You'll see the pattern that is bursting your bubble, and it's Bad" -The Hives
Damn, I must be psychic for bringing up people who plays with action figures as an example.
That's one BIG glass house.
Phil Skayhan wrote:And why does all this remind me of Wes Hutchings?
Probably because Wes was "incapable" of being wrong... much like our old friend Robbie. I first met Wes at alt.starwars / alt.fan.starwars something like ten years ago, and I bet he still claims that Luke is the chosen one. Because Wes is never wrong, see.
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Yeah, I'm a nerd too. I rant on the Internet. I buy action figures for myself. My video game consoles number in the double digits. I own, and wear, clothing emblazoned with Transformers symbology. And in my time on this planet, I've been through pretty much every nerd experience I can think of. Well, OK. I haven't fucked anyone while dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog, but online or off, I've been part of or seen a vast percentage of the subculture gamut. And I've learned. Not "grown out of it", but learned.
His own words. He's "learned" but he STILL hasn't grown out of this crap!
Learned? Learned what? How to be a self-hating nerd? How to project his own issues and insecurities on to other people in an attempt to boost his confidence?
News flash for Bryan: Star Wars and Karen Traviss do not consume our every waking moment. People can be passionate and knowledgable about a subject without it taking up an unhealthy portion of their life.
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I'm sorry if I'm fanning the flames, but I just had to post this:
Also, for completeness, and those just copying and pasting parts from here into their forums anyway: As per your assumption, I believe you can use media taste as a tool of revealing personality or personal worth. Far more reliably than using diplomas and resumes. And I say that as someone wh has some fairly impressive educational credentials. For example. not liking Freakazoid - an irreverent show about nerd culture - would seem to me to be the sign of someone who takes nerd culture way to seriously. Call me an empiricist if you must, but...
I'll leave the dissection of this text in more capable hands.
Also, for completeness, and those just copying and pasting parts from here into their forums anyway: As per your assumption, I believe you can use media taste as a tool of revealing personality or personal worth. Far more reliably than using diplomas and resumes. And I say that as someone wh has some fairly impressive educational credentials. For example. not liking Freakazoid - an irreverent show about nerd culture - would seem to me to be the sign of someone who takes nerd culture way to seriously. Call me an empiricist if you must, but...
The douchebag is just being contrarian for the sake of contradicting his "enemy" Darth Wong. Seriously, taste in entertainment is a better gauge of intelligence than real credentials? How the fuck can anybody believe in this? I've encountered people like this before, who would make any argument just because they couldn't bring themselves to concede a point and agree with their opponent. I actually had a great time toying with one of these fools once, posting certain things KNOWING that he would say the exact opposite, and thus make himself look like even more of an idiot.
"They're not triangular, but they are more or less blade-shaped"- Thrawn McEwok on the shape of Bakura destroyers
"Lovely. It's known as impugning character regarding statement of professional qualifications' in the legal world"- Karen Traviss, crying libel because I said that no soldier she interviewed would claim that he can take on billion-to-one odds
"I've already laid out rules for this thread that we're not going to make these evidential demands"- Dark Moose on supporting your claims
Jim Raynor wrote:Seriously, taste in entertainment is a better gauge of intelligence than real credentials? How the fuck can anybody believe in this?
No no, taste in media isn't just an accurate gauge of intelligence. It tells you whether or not someone is a good person. I cerntainly hope he's making this argument just to be contrary. If he really assesses whether it's worthwhile to know a person based on their media tastes he deserves whatever crummy relationships he gets.
[quote="Bryan "RATTM's [sic] Official Biggest Wuss" Lambert"]A close examintion of the first trilogy reveals a startling fact. Darth Vader only telekinetically chokes Imperial officers. When faced with a Rebel at the beginning of Star Wars, Vader chokes him by physically lifting him off the ground. From this, we can imply that Vader has installed some kind of means by which he can remotely strangle his officers when they inevitably fuck things up.[/quote]
Pajama Boy wrote:Also, for completeness, and those just copying and pasting parts from here into their forums anyway: As per your assumption, I believe you can use media taste as a tool of revealing personality or personal worth. Far more reliably than using diplomas and resumes.
That must be why companies always ask you about your tastes in entertainment rather than your educational credentials and professional qualifications in job interviews, right Pajama Boy?
And I say that as someone wh has some fairly impressive educational credentials.
Such as?
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
Hell No.
