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Post by Raptor 597 »

Justifer, good Sir it is an Honor to meet the Creator of the AIIF, I'm a Sub-Commander within the organization. Jmac, welcome here good people here don't exist. Now could you hold my lesiban porn while I go find some more of it? :P
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Let's all get back to poking the n00b!

(Pokes jmac)

I like poking female n00bs. They're so soft...

Everyone else: CUT IT OUT!!!
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Yeah, lennox is my official apprentice.
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Welcome, jmac. Since your sweetiepie is a Monkey, I'll give you my special Monkey hazing.

humps jmac's leg

Hold on, not done...

Hikes leg, pees, marking jmac as "territory"


Ahh!

Cigarette?
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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Post by aerius »

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Let's all get back to poking the n00b!

(Pokes jmac)

I like poking female n00bs. They're so soft...

Everyone else: CUT IT OUT!!!
No no no, you're doing it all wrong, poking my GF there will only get you smacked or punched out. You wanna poke her in the ribs because she's ticklish there, like this.

*pokes jmac in ribs*
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

aerius wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Let's all get back to poking the n00b!

(Pokes jmac)

I like poking female n00bs. They're so soft...

Everyone else: CUT IT OUT!!!
No no no, you're doing it all wrong, poking my GF there will only get you smacked or punched out. You wanna poke her in the ribs because she's ticklish there, like this.

*pokes jmac in ribs*
I already did my show of force when I let my Railgun give Darth Yoshi's egg an offer it couldn't refuse...
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I've now been poked repeatedly, humped, and peed on, yuck! And no, I don't smoke, but thanks anyways. Are there any more weird rituals and ceremonies I should know about?
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Nope, that's it, you are now a part of the tribe. Congratulations!

(hands jmac a box of wet-wipes and a set of initiate's robes)

Now go forth and argue mightily with idiots. You can use the Lightsaber of Logic, the Railgun of Right, the Nukes of Knowledge... anything you want but the useless noisemakers known as the Firecrackers of Fundamentalism.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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jmac wrote:I've now been poked repeatedly, humped, and peed on, yuck! And no, I don't smoke, but thanks anyways. Are there any more weird rituals and ceremonies I should know about?
Well, there is the one where you have to post naked pictures of yourself. :wink:
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You wish!
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

Well there is this..

"Teshook electrum niraldor"

*POKE* (Stabbing pain racks through your body, as electricity arcs bewteen my hand, and your body. Your hair stands on end as the pain becomes so unbearable you pass out)

I love shocking grasp
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Darth Yoshi wrote:You wish!
Hey. It's for all of us. :D
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Not me you sill goose :roll:
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Let's not gross her out too much now. I think we've about pushed her limit for one day and its hard enough getting new people to post and stay with us. Especially those of the feminine persuasion.

Folk's start thinking thta not only are we perverts, but mysoginistic ones at that. Evil.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Post by Darth Wong »

jmac wrote:I've now been poked repeatedly, humped, and peed on, yuck! And no, I don't smoke, but thanks anyways. Are there any more weird rituals and ceremonies I should know about?
Never mind those people. I don't poke. I wait until someone says something stupid, and then I FLAME. As long as you don't say anything stupid, you'll be fine :)

PS. Always good to see another Torontonian.
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I don't poke either.
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Coyote wrote:Let's not gross her out too much now. I think we've about pushed her limit for one day and its hard enough getting new people to post and stay with us. Especially those of the feminine persuasion.

Folk's start thinking thta not only are we perverts, but mysoginistic ones at that. Evil.
You're the one that grossed her out. Peeing on her. For shame! :evil:
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