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Who's more witty?

Jack O'Neill by Richard Dean Anderson (Stargate SG-1)
12
41%
John Crichton by Ben Browder (Farscape)
5
17%
Lennie Briscoe by Jerry Orbach (Law & Order)
5
17%
Susan Ivanova by Claudia Christian (Babylon 5)
1
3%
Marcus Cole by Jason Carter (Babylon 5)
1
3%
Vala by Claudia Black (Stargate SG-1)
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Other, mention.
5
17%
 
Total votes: 29

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Who's more witty?

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Simply, who is the wittiest actor/character in each of their respective series?

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(I know I've missed alot, but I've included what seemed to be the most "popular" ones)
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Jack. Because while it doesn't actually say colonel on his uniform, it probably does say wit. Somewhere.
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The collective crew of Serenity. If I had to pick one, I'd have to say Wash. Or Simon Most of the others were funny becuase they were idiots. (I'm looking at you Jayne)

Anyhoo Witty Wash:

Wash: This landing could get interesting.
Mal: Define interesting.
Wash Oh god, oh God We're all going to die?

Jayne: You wanna go little man?
Wash: only if its somewhere with candlelight.
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Post by Stark »

Sorry, I don't think 'sarcasm' counts as wit, so Jack 'how about a space gun' O'Neill wins.
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You didn't include Doctor Who. He's ten times as witty!
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Definately Doctor Who. :)
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Nephtys wrote:Jack. Because while it doesn't actually say colonel on his uniform, it probably does say wit. Somewhere.
More like smartass. :P
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Jason von Evil wrote:
Nephtys wrote:Jack. Because while it doesn't actually say colonel on his uniform, it probably does say wit. Somewhere.
More like smartass. :P
He seems to vary episode to episode between smartass and dumbass.

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I also have to vote for the Doctor
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Post by Pick »

I was caught. Ivanova got my vote in the end. I adored her character when I was little!

If the Doctor had been an option, it would have been my vote too :).
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