Instant Heart Attack Sandwich

Jack Bauer · Post by **Jack Bauer** » 2006-06-06 02:22pm

That looks mighty delicious. Put on an extra order of onions and we're good to go!

Nub · Post by **Nub** » 2006-06-06 03:37pm

Jason von Evil wrote:Well, you only live once... *Puts on bib* Lets get it on!

Did anyone else get reminded of goatse when they saw that picture?

I was getting kinda hungry till you mentioned this.

BloodAngel · Post by **BloodAngel** » 2006-06-06 04:17pm

Looks like a mutilated penis if you ask me.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2006-06-06 05:40pm

Nub wrote:
Jason von Evil wrote:Well, you only live once... *Puts on bib* Lets get it on!

Did anyone else get reminded of goatse when they saw that picture?
I was getting kinda hungry till you mentioned this.

PWNED!

I'd still eat it.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-06-06 06:11pm

Old News, I remember Joe and/or Mayabird relating some of the fine tales of eating in Atlanta. 'Twas a thread containing an article about how the cafeteria at the CDC serves fattening fried southern foods even as they try and fight the American obesity epedemic.

Although it looks delicious, the hamdog and its menu cohort the Luther Burger (Krispy Kreme instead of a bun on a big burger) pales in comparison to the 30,000 calorie sandwich.

www.nanbelegorn.com/sandwich/

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2006-06-06 09:48pm

That sandwich makes me want to become a vegetarian, and I love meat.

(No man meat though, thank you)

Post by **Vympel** » 2006-06-07 12:23am

Darth Wong wrote:Mind you, that's a lot like the narcotics rationale where a drug user argues that occasional use of cocaine is harmless. Food is a potentially addictive substance (just look at all the morbidly obese people), so you want to limit even your splurges to something reasonable, just in case you start developing self-destructive habits.

Have they done studies into why morbidly obese people eat as much as they do? Stress, low self-esteem etc? I dunno- I've heard various things- for example, it's a vicious circle where [for some reason] you eat shitloads, your stomach stretches, which makes you hungrier, so you keep eating these huge amounts, and on and on an on. I know I used to eat shitloads of crap because ... well ... just because. I can't imagine why. Then one day I realized I looked repulsive and stopped.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2006-06-07 12:30am

Old News, I remember Joe and/or Mayabird relating some of the fine tales of eating in Atlanta. 'Twas a thread containing an article about how the cafeteria at the CDC serves fattening fried southern foods even as they try and fight the American obesity epedemic.

No one anywhere in the world, save perhaps the Russians with their chocolate-covered pork fat, can approach the awfulness of the southern diet. We made collard greens bad for you, for fuck's sake. Fucking greens!

And that reminds me, I've been meaning to talk about the Turducken at some point. I think it showed up on the Colbert Report or something, but I doubt anyone believed it was real. It's a chicken, stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey, with stuffing ranging from simple breadbumbs to sausage stuffing, and often coated with BACON. People actually eat this; I've seen it at a few tailgates.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-06-07 12:36am

That looks like horror.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-06-07 02:30am

I have been craving Turducken ever since I heard about it on COlbert's show, looked it up, and discovered its authenticity.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2006-06-07 02:35am

I'm reminded of the sandwich I once that was nothing more than twenty two rashers (rashes?) of bacon on slices of bread. I'd eat that. I'd eat a Mars bar deep fried in batter. I'm not sure I could eat that.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-06-07 03:02am

Looks like a traumatic amputation from Ogrish or Goregasm...

Lord Woodlouse · Post by **Lord Woodlouse** » 2006-06-07 06:41am

KrauserKrauser wrote:That sandwich makes me want to become a vegetarian, and I love meat.

(No man meat though, thank you)

You're a mad man. That thing is virtually the holy grail of meat.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2006-06-07 08:17am

Joe wrote:
Old News, I remember Joe and/or Mayabird relating some of the fine tales of eating in Atlanta. 'Twas a thread containing an article about how the cafeteria at the CDC serves fattening fried southern foods even as they try and fight the American obesity epedemic.
No one anywhere in the world, save perhaps the Russians with their chocolate-covered pork fat, can approach the awfulness of the southern diet. We made collard greens bad for you, for fuck's sake. Fucking greens!

And that reminds me, I've been meaning to talk about the Turducken at some point. I think it showed up on the Colbert Report or something, but I doubt anyone believed it was real. It's a chicken, stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey, with stuffing ranging from simple breadbumbs to sausage stuffing, and often coated with BACON. People actually eat this; I've seen it at a few tailgates.

We had one here at work for Thanksgiving.. Next up.. this year we stuff the whole thing in a PIG and pit roast it...mmmmmmmmmmm

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2006-06-07 10:29am

Joe wrote:
Old News, I remember Joe and/or Mayabird relating some of the fine tales of eating in Atlanta. 'Twas a thread containing an article about how the cafeteria at the CDC serves fattening fried southern foods even as they try and fight the American obesity epedemic.
No one anywhere in the world, save perhaps the Russians with their chocolate-covered pork fat, can approach the awfulness of the southern diet. We made collard greens bad for you, for fuck's sake. Fucking greens!

And that reminds me, I've been meaning to talk about the Turducken at some point. I think it showed up on the Colbert Report or something, but I doubt anyone believed it was real. It's a chicken, stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey, with stuffing ranging from simple breadbumbs to sausage stuffing, and often coated with BACON. People actually eat this; I've seen it at a few tailgates.

The thing about food like that is that you have to get used to it in order to handle the more extreme varieties. People who have become accustomed to a high-fat diet and then eat a more healthy diet for a long time can't go back easily. The old high-fat diet tastes disgusting; you feel horrible walking out of the restaurant. But you can start small and then work your way up to the bad shit, thus building up a resistance in much the same way that snake trainers develop a resistance to the venom.

People who like that kind of food often assume that people who say "OMG that's disgusting" are just being health-conscious and intellectual, but honestly, someone who's not accustomed to that diet will actually find that it feels absolutely disgusting to eat food like that. It's not just the person denying himself something that he secretly wants.

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2006-06-07 11:09am

Darth Wong wrote:
Joe wrote:
Old News, I remember Joe and/or Mayabird relating some of the fine tales of eating in Atlanta. 'Twas a thread containing an article about how the cafeteria at the CDC serves fattening fried southern foods even as they try and fight the American obesity epedemic.
No one anywhere in the world, save perhaps the Russians with their chocolate-covered pork fat, can approach the awfulness of the southern diet. We made collard greens bad for you, for fuck's sake. Fucking greens!

And that reminds me, I've been meaning to talk about the Turducken at some point. I think it showed up on the Colbert Report or something, but I doubt anyone believed it was real. It's a chicken, stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey, with stuffing ranging from simple breadbumbs to sausage stuffing, and often coated with BACON. People actually eat this; I've seen it at a few tailgates.
The thing about food like that is that you have to get used to it in order to handle the more extreme varieties. People who have become accustomed to a high-fat diet and then eat a more healthy diet for a long time can't go back easily. The old high-fat diet tastes disgusting; you feel horrible walking out of the restaurant. But you can start small and then work your way up to the bad shit, thus building up a resistance in much the same way that snake trainers develop a resistance to the venom.

People who like that kind of food often assume that people who say "OMG that's disgusting" are just being health-conscious and intellectual, but honestly, someone who's not accustomed to that diet will actually find that it feels absolutely disgusting to eat food like that. It's not just the person denying himself something that he secretly wants.

The same thing is true of vegetarian diets, I think. Some of the vegetarians I know say that for the first couple of months, being a vegetarian is hard, but after a little while the smell of meat cooking starts to be completely repulsive. Of course, there's probably lots of overlap between healthy eaters finding fatty foods repulsive and vegetarians finding meat repulsive, because meat tends to be fatty and vegetables tend to be healthy.

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2006-06-07 06:14pm

BloodAngel wrote:Looks like a mutilated penis if you ask me.

Oh jesus...shut your frakking pie hole right now! (haha...J/K) Horrible mental images of "Le Perfecte Penis" are flooding back into my conscious mind!!

On another note, the picture is not very flattering. If this 'Hamdog' monstrosity was prepared and presented differently, I'm sure it wouldn't seem nearly as unappetizing.

Fleet Admiral JD · Post by **Fleet Admiral JD** » 2006-06-07 06:39pm

*Blurmb*

Sorry. I just threw up a little in my mouth. And now I have a stomachache. Thanks a lot.