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I admit, the funny gene skipped me.
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I get the feeling there's a story behind the Toast poster...
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Old story. I think it was.....Shinova? Who dropped a piece of stale bread and cut his dick on it, then proceded to post about it.
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Post by muse »

I did a search and came up with this, I'm still reading through it and I can't stop laughing! :lol:
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Chardok wrote:This one's for you old timers. (like me.)

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... I lost my license, and now I don't drive.
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"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing

"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC

"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness

"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.

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Chardok wrote:This one's for you old timers. (like me.)

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I've taken those forty year old peices of shit I fly up to 460 ground. So ha!
The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
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I thought of these on the fly. I, in my addled state of mind think that they are funny in a derranged sort of way. If they are just derranged, then big whoop.
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may I make a suggestion for "Worthless plot device?"

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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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Here's my contribution. Thank you, Yosemite Bear, for the idea.
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muse wrote:I did a search and came up with this, I'm still reading through it and I can't stop laughing! :lol:
I remember that, good times, good times.
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Chardok wrote:This one's for you old timers. (like me.)

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"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
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It's tough to handle this fortune and fame...
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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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rhoenix wrote:Image

Here's my contribution. Thank you, Yosemite Bear, for the idea.
ferget greeks bearing gifts, beware of gifts bearing greeks.
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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Chardok wrote:This one's for you old timers. (like me.)

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Trekdestroyer wrote:[img]<SNIP%202%20Times!>[/img]

I thought of these on the fly. I, in my addled state of mind think that they are funny in a derranged sort of way. If they are just derranged, then big whoop.
Wow! Inlining two pics worth THREE QUARTERS OF A MEGABYTE! Certainly you're the Master.


Of fucktardery. :roll:
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"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Because I've been to an Eagles concert, too
Chardok wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Chardok wrote:This one's for you old timers. (like me.)

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"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Uraniun235 wrote:*Familiar phrase*
Stairs in your house?
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Hey, I read Something Awful too!
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Because even young'uns listen to the Eagles and Walsh, sometimes.
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Nice
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Joe wrote:Nice
What can I say? It just came to me. :D
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