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This is how to save the series make it a survivor show.

A take all the TNG trek characters
B stick em on a deserted planet no intellegint beings
C give each person a weapon and survival pack
D tell em that they have one weekk to find the one man escape pod that will take em off the rock before the Star goes Nova
E forget to pace the escape pod or just make it malfunction
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Typhonis 1 wrote:This is how to save the series make it a survivor show.

A take all the TNG trek characters
B stick em on a deserted planet no intellegint beings
C give each person a weapon and survival pack
D tell em that they have one weekk to find the one man escape pod that will take em off the rock before the Star goes Nova
E forget to pace the escape pod or just make it malfunction
A. Thats alot of people and/or cannon fodder.
B. So it is still a deserted planet with NO intellegint beings.
C. A real weapon, like a sharp stick.
D. Ready.....Wait for it........Go.
E. The solar radiation is effecting the polerized, ion flux and is making the quantum calibration of the positive feedback loop failing so in short, you can't open the door.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

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I mean main chars not the poor schmos they have for stand ins
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Typhonis 1 wrote:I mean main chars not the poor schmos they have for stand ins
You have to have atleast one redshirt, who dies in a spectacular way in the first two minutes, just to prove the situation is serious.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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No no we need stupid but numerous carnivors. let the Feddies get cocky as they blast the dumb animals then panic as the changes run out.
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How about a space station where they get spaced by public vote?

Is this TNG era or THG itself?
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Typhonis 1 wrote:E forget to pace the escape pod or just make it malfunction
Then Westly Crusher is the only one who survives. Not good.
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Yogi wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:E forget to pace the escape pod or just make it malfunction
Then Westly Crusher is the only one who survives. Not good.
That's when me and Mr. Imperium-class Ultra Star Destroyer show up in orbit and I make Wesley my personal sex slave! End of Problem!
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