Jack the cat chases black bear up tree

[Stuart Mackey]

Hmm, reminds me of our cat, Jack. He could stare down any dog that came up the drive, of course that was because Jack was the stupidest cat in the world and dogs were overpowered by this massive stupidity. I shit you not. His sister however was incredibly smart and would play practical jokes on people with lizards.

We once had a cat like that.

Mum was once telling me about how one time, a doberman walked into our yard. She then heard the cat make "angry cat noises", and the doberman ran out of our yard a few seconds later.

But she was a rough cat. She mellowed out in later life, but when she was younger, she was afraid of nothing.

I wrote that poorly: Jack didnt actually do anything. He just sat there with a stupid look on his face.

[Jason von Evil]

This is what happens when your diet consists of picnic baskets, you become a pussy bear.

I wonder if Colbert's commented on this yet.

[Omega-185]

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