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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol:


How the hell did a snake get in there??!!



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Holy living fuck! :shock:
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Hm. How did a politician get in there? :)
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Now I've had bugs zap themselves inside my monitor a few times (my monitor is invincible. It survived all of that without a hitch), but a snake???

That's like that one story where an opossum crawled into the engine space of a car.
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Shinova wrote:How the hell did a snake get in there??!!
Probably slithered in through the grate in the back there when the computer was turned off. It was likely attracted to the heat, as those things get pretty darn toasty at times. Then the user came back, turned the PC on again, and the fan started up. The snake tried to get out, but got pinned by the fan's motor. It's hard to tell if the snake is alive or dead from just the pictures though, but it doesn't look as though rigor mortis has set in, or the back wouldn't have been so straight hanging off that screwdriver. Still, the front looks like it is stuck in the position that the fan had forced it in, so I dunno. Its chances for survival don't look terribly high though. :?
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And the snake got zapped too.
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Yikes. Eww. Oww.
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looks like a young indigo snake. It is hard to tell from those pics, do you know where ths took place?
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oh and the little guy looks perfectly alive
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:oh and the little guy looks perfectly alive
I disagree. When it is shown hanging from the screwdriver, the part that got caught in the fan hasn't moved at all from the position shown in the previous images. The angles are exactly the same. Also note that there is no discernable change from the first picture to the second, and the only reason for the change in the third picture is that the unit the snake is stuck in is upside down, and thus so is the snake.

Besides which, were it still alive, once the power had been disconnected from the fan, it probably would have at least gained a small range of motion, if not been able to escape entirely. It's possible that its still alive, but that seems unlikely, even more so when you consider that the snake was electrocuted.
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good point
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Holy shit, the poor little bugger has some very bad buns and abrasions too
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And the color of its underside doesn't look healthy at all.
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Natural for the species in question
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How the hell did a snake get into the computer. What a way to die. It's almost as bad as dying while taking a shit.
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Awww... poor snake. Now, I'm sure if someone finds a snake in the computer from now on, they would have to turn the computer into a "natural snake habitat" and raise it until it can be released.
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Shut up :D :P
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If one snake got into his house and got into his computer, think about how many other snakes could be in his house. :D
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Maybe e-mailing this to Steve Irwin wouldn't be the smartest thing to do. :D
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Vertigo1 wrote:Maybe e-mailing this to Steve Irwin wouldn't be the smartest thing to do. :D
Crikey! That's a HUGE snake. :D
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OMFG :shock:

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Two things

Awww... ain't that snake cute

and

Ewww... It's covering the whole inside and is icky
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