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ray245 wrote:Chris.I know you are working on another fanifc....but when would you be ready for update...

Sorry...I really have to ask...I don't want chris to forget this fanfic out of others... :oops:
WeeksUntilNextChapter = WeeksUntilNextChapter + 7; :p

That said, I was only writing a single GUEST chapter for that fanfic, Derelict is back on the front burner :)
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Crap..I am going to be killed by fans anytime soon...

That was an nice chapter by the way..
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Chris OFarrell wrote:WeeksUntilNextChapter = WeeksUntilNextChapter + 7; :p

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protected void OnEvent_NewReply(Event e) {
   if (e.Type != PostType.Story)
      e.DeliveryTime += 49
}
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phongn wrote:
Chris OFarrell wrote:WeeksUntilNextChapter = WeeksUntilNextChapter + 7; :p

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protected void OnEvent_NewReply(Event e) {
   if (e.Type != PostType.Story)
      e.DeliveryTime += 49
}

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try
{
    DChapter newchapter = New DChapter("Chapter Eight");
}
catch(PhongException one)
{
    one.malletonhead(MODIII);
}
catch(TevarWithKylesParticalBeam ouch)
{
    clone.newlimbs(ouch);
}
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Chris OFarrell wrote: {
one.malletonhead(MODIII);
}
catch(TevarWithKylesParticalBeam ouch)
Ummm... What?
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This is the only fanfic on this forum I actually like.
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LadyTevar wrote:Ummm... What?
Years ago on ASVS one of the running jokes was that Kyle (a former ASVS poster; he occasionally posts here) would amputate Chris' arms with particle beams, and Chris would try to regrow them. He'd also try to steal my Mallet of Doom, since he got tired of me bludgeoning him with it.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Getting e-mail notifications without a new chapter makes all Daleks sad. :cry: No wonder why they want to exterminate!


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phongn wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Ummm... What?
Years ago on ASVS one of the running jokes was that Kyle (a former ASVS poster; he occasionally posts here) would amputate Chris' arms with particle beams, and Chris would try to regrow them. He'd also try to steal my Mallet of Doom, since he got tired of me bludgeoning him with it.
........ So is he saying I've amputated his arms... or did he amputate mine? *confused*

Because I was going to reward a new chapter with blowjobs and sex.
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LadyTevar wrote:
phongn wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Ummm... What?
Years ago on ASVS one of the running jokes was that Kyle (a former ASVS poster; he occasionally posts here) would amputate Chris' arms with particle beams, and Chris would try to regrow them. He'd also try to steal my Mallet of Doom, since he got tired of me bludgeoning him with it.
........ So is he saying I've amputated his arms... or did he amputate mine? *confused*

Because I was going to reward a new chapter with blowjobs and sex.
Oh great, now Nitram is going to come after me...
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phongn wrote: Years ago on ASVS one of the running jokes was that Kyle (a former ASVS poster; he occasionally posts here) would amputate Chris' arms with particle beams, and Chris would try to regrow them. He'd also try to steal my Mallet of Doom, since he got tired of me bludgeoning him with it.
This place is like crack, I usually just read the fanfic section, but then I get one of my occasional bouts of insomnia and start reading the other forums. But to be slightly on topic and nostalgiac at the same time...

*warms up the particle beam*

So how about another chapter Chris? :twisted:

*takes aim*
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Kyle wrote:*warms up the particle beam*

So how about another chapter Chris?

*takes aim*
*moves his aim to ray245*

Don't shoot the author, he needs those to type. Use a lightsaber for some amputating of the legs, or other things he doesn't need. Besides, ray was the guy who gave us false hope.

In all seriousness, this is looking like its going to be one of the better fics.

*wipes mouth and backs out of thread*
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HSRTG wrote:*moves his aim to ray245*
<snip>
*wipes mouth and backs out of thread*
*trains artillery on HSRTG*

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Chris OFarrell wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: Because I was going to reward a new chapter with blowjobs and sex.
Oh great, now Nitram is going to come after me...
OH no, he understands this is used purely as a reward for a job well done.

if it becomes a habit, then he'll have to start Hadokening you. Repeatedly.
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If it results in new chapters, I can overlook alot.

If it fails to result in new chapters, well, there's going to be corpses. And burning. And pain.
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so...I'm dead?
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ray245 wrote:so...I'm dead?
Kinda like this thread...
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I'll swap you. You can write my Java server program and I'll write Derelict :)


For the record, the chapter is exactly 9122 words thus far, I AM working on it.
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HELL! Post those 9000+! Give us a teaser at least, dammit!
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Chris isn't that nice. He's a closet sadist. ;)
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Hey, Chris? Have you reached over 10000 words yet? We're still waiting for the next chapter, you know :lol: :twisted:
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Chris, you realize this is a +/- 200 post thread and you have an ungodly amount of 23600 views?

Now views aren't considered great to have without the posts to show for it but when there's no update, that upsets the premise. Pretty badly too. So why don't you fix that? Please. :D
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LadyTevar wrote:Hey, Chris? Have you reached over 10000 words yet? We're still waiting for the next chapter, you know :lol: :twisted:
GAH! You threw me off woman!

*Runs and Hides*

And I'd like to third others remarks: CHRIS WE WANT MORE NOW!
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I am also waiting patiently for the next chapter of this excellent fic.
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LadyTevar wrote:Hey, Chris? Have you reached over 10000 words yet? We're still waiting for the next chapter, you know :lol: :twisted:

.....When is your Birthday Tev? Or Nit's for that matter....
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