In the fine tradition of stupid 18 year-olds, I have joined the Army. I leave my house for the last time tomorrow and go to the station in L.A. I actaully ship out to basic the next day and arrive in Ft. Leonardwood.
After that I'm going to AIT to train as an EOD.
So long you cynical bastards, see you all in 4.5 months!
Shipping out on the 14th
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Shipping out on the 14th
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"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
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Re: Shipping out on the 14th
That's "Fort Lost-in-the-Woods, Misery"Pulp Hero wrote:In the fine tradition of stupid 18 year-olds, I have joined the Army. I leave my house for the last time tomorrow and go to the station in L.A. I actaully ship out to basic the next day and arrive in Ft. Leonardwood.
Good luck, and be well.
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. Leonard Nimoy.
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.- Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, which sums up my feelings regarding the lawsuit discussed here.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. - John F. Kennedy
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Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.- Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, which sums up my feelings regarding the lawsuit discussed here.
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Good luck in the Army! What role will you have? Stay safe.
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"I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent." - Q
HAB Military Intelligence: Providing sexed-up dodgy dossiers for illegal invasions since 2003.
When you arrive at Ft. Leonard wood; Welcome to Missouri! 
Going into the army you thought you would be a scientist with a PhD. You will leave it being a cop, giving tickets to the assholes, PhD's, and arrogant assholes on the highway. 
Going into the army you thought you would be a scientist with a PhD. You will leave it being a cop, giving tickets to the assholes, PhD's, and arrogant assholes on the highway. The following statement is false:
The previous statement is true.
The previous statement is true.
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Good luck!
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"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Good luck, and be careful.
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me? And why should I not speak to you? (Walt Whitman)
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered." (Tom Stoppard)
Still here I carry my old delicious burdens/I carry them, men and women, I carry them with me wherever I go/I swear it is impossible for me to get rid of them/I am fill'd with them, and I will fill them in return. (Whitman)
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered." (Tom Stoppard)
Still here I carry my old delicious burdens/I carry them, men and women, I carry them with me wherever I go/I swear it is impossible for me to get rid of them/I am fill'd with them, and I will fill them in return. (Whitman)
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Be careful, and good luck.
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How can he not have fun? Once he's done being yelled at, he gets to work with explosives!(hopefully) Stressful? Yes. Great fun blowing up that C-4 you pulled out of an Iraqi car? Ohyeah.Try not to have too much fun. Razz
Also, I suggest doing what the Drill sargent says and not atracting too much attention. Also helps if you are already in shape, but nothing you can do about that. Boot Camp will be hell, but after that things get better. At least, thats what everyone says.
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Good luck, especially with EOD and remember that if you screw up they will happily change that so keep youself on the straight and narrow. Also look up the gang at Big Louie's if you get a chance, I was last there in '03 and we had a great time.
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Best wishes from me and the rest of the Cave Dwellers.
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'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
Good luck!
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Why is it so goddamned hard to get little assholes like you to admit it when you fuck up? Is it pride? What gives you the right to have any pride?
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GOP message? Why don't they just come out of the closet: FASCISTS R' US –Patrick Degan
The GOP has a problem with anyone coming out of the closet. –18-till-I-die
Why is it so goddamned hard to get little assholes like you to admit it when you fuck up? Is it pride? What gives you the right to have any pride?
–Darth Wong to vivftp
GOP message? Why don't they just come out of the closet: FASCISTS R' US –Patrick Degan
The GOP has a problem with anyone coming out of the closet. –18-till-I-die
Good luck.
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Yeesh, army boot camp? I wish. Marine Boot camp is the torture.
EOD? Don't they usually like second enlistment for that billet?
EOD? Don't they usually like second enlistment for that billet?
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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