WARNING THE FOLLOWING LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK It's not exactly pornography, but it does clearly show male genatalia.
Probably not for the Male Ego either
Dear gods I am put to shame.
EDIT: Just making clear in the title that it's not safe for work.
Dear fucking gods (NSFW)
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Dear fucking gods (NSFW)
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'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
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AH, "The Blob"
This was featured in HoS some time ago. Luvciklly I remembered what it was a few seconds into this and stopped it. Yeah, First time I nearly through up. Gross, sick, disgusting, um... Unhealthy obsession, perhaps unhealthy all together, that about sums up what you'd be seeing.
This was featured in HoS some time ago. Luvciklly I remembered what it was a few seconds into this and stopped it. Yeah, First time I nearly through up. Gross, sick, disgusting, um... Unhealthy obsession, perhaps unhealthy all together, that about sums up what you'd be seeing.
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What?
What the fuck, since when is some kind of revolting abnormality considered "perfect"? As the female analogue, would Chesty Morgan be considered to have had the "perfect breasts"?
What?
What the fuck, since when is some kind of revolting abnormality considered "perfect"? As the female analogue, would Chesty Morgan be considered to have had the "perfect breasts"?
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Re: Dear fucking gods (NSFW)
No you're not. Yours is fully operational; his is irreparably damaged.Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.
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There's this thing called "sarcasm"...Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What the fuck, since when is some kind of revolting abnormality considered "perfect"?
There are some things I just don't understand....
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I think sarcasm ends when you start injecting yourself with silicone.Broomstick wrote: There's this thing called "sarcasm"...There are some things I just don't understand
I do not understand either. WTF is wrong with that dude. Injecting your sac with silicone to make it look bigger. That doesn't change that fact that his balls are the same size. He still suffers from a low testosterone level due to his underdeveloped balls.
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Re: Dear fucking gods (NSFW)
Whatever.Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.
You wouldn't be able to even put that thing anywhere unless your mate was something on the order of 3-4 times your size..
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Re: Dear fucking gods (NSFW)
And we should be giving the guy a Darwin award from removing himself from the gene pool.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:No you're not. Yours is fully operational; his is irreparably damaged.Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! That is not right. I saw a forum devoted to it a while back thanks to Something Awful, but... By god. There is something seriously wrong with these people.
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Re: Dear fucking gods (NSFW)
No matter how big your mate was, you wouldn't be able to accomplish anything with a flaccid bag of silicone-injected erectile dysfunction. It would be like trying to fuck somebody with a tit.Kuja wrote:Whatever.Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.
You wouldn't be able to even put that thing anywhere unless your mate was something on the order of 3-4 times your size..
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But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment!
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But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment!
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Question: would this cause any other physiological damage? The groin, I'm guessing, is not meant to lug that thing around.
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Better analogy is "Chelsea Charms". Quite bonkers.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:....
What?
What the fuck, since when is some kind of revolting abnormality considered "perfect"? As the female analogue, would Chesty Morgan be considered to have had the "perfect breasts"?
On topic: Bleh. It looks like some kind of cancerous growth. I can think of less retarded methods of "challenging people's opinions" because quite frankly the only opinion he seems to be challenging is the one that dictates that all big penis' are good.
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Oh, look - The Blob has his own website: ++http://www.extremecock.com/mistermarkintro.htm
He is also, apparently, available for hire. No doubt he makes an interesting conversation piece at parties.
Even worse - there's more than one of these guys.
Apparently, their lives revolve around caring for their "blobs". I mean, beyond the normal male obession with genitalia.
Just when you thought you'd seen everything at the freak show...
He is also, apparently, available for hire. No doubt he makes an interesting conversation piece at parties.
Even worse - there's more than one of these guys.
Apparently, their lives revolve around caring for their "blobs". I mean, beyond the normal male obession with genitalia.
Just when you thought you'd seen everything at the freak show...
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. Leonard Nimoy.
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.- Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, which sums up my feelings regarding the lawsuit discussed here.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. - John F. Kennedy
Sam Vimes Theory of Economic Injustice
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.- Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, which sums up my feelings regarding the lawsuit discussed here.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. - John F. Kennedy
Sam Vimes Theory of Economic Injustice
Re: Dear fucking gods (NSFW)
Admittedly. That was assuming it did work, even though I knew it was basically a showpiece.AdmiralKanos wrote:No matter how big your mate was, you wouldn't be able to accomplish anything with a flaccid bag of silicone-injected erectile dysfunction. It would be like trying to fuck somebody with a tit.Kuja wrote:Whatever.Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.
You wouldn't be able to even put that thing anywhere unless your mate was something on the order of 3-4 times your size..
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Before I go scrub my brain and eyeballs (because I was stupid and actually looked at the website...!)...
Apparently, he IS still capable of an erection and orgasm... and has movies to prove it.
Mr. Blob has also had his lips injected with silicone - one sudders to imagine what this jackass will look like in a few years.
The Blob has scrotum envy - apparently, one of his buddies has balls even bigger than his. Um... yeah... there are pictures. I think that's a true statement. (Do we have a vomit smiley???)
In addition to general freakery and ass-fucking-until-sore, there is apparently a lot of bondage and spanking and stuff going on.
And I'm stopping right there, thankyouverymuch.
ewwwwwwwww
Apparently, he IS still capable of an erection and orgasm... and has movies to prove it.
Mr. Blob has also had his lips injected with silicone - one sudders to imagine what this jackass will look like in a few years.
The Blob has scrotum envy - apparently, one of his buddies has balls even bigger than his.
Um... yeah... there are pictures. I think that's a true statement. (Do we have a vomit smiley???)In addition to general freakery and ass-fucking-until-sore, there is apparently a lot of bondage and spanking and stuff going on.
And I'm stopping right there, thankyouverymuch.
ewwwwwwwww
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. Leonard Nimoy.
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.- Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, which sums up my feelings regarding the lawsuit discussed here.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. - John F. Kennedy
Sam Vimes Theory of Economic Injustice
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.- Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, which sums up my feelings regarding the lawsuit discussed here.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. - John F. Kennedy
Sam Vimes Theory of Economic Injustice
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Broomstick thanks for going through that so the rest of us didn't have to.
It is a far, far better thing than you have ever done before.
And
Ewwwwww.
It is a far, far better thing than you have ever done before.
And
Ewwwwww.
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Part of the fun of it was thinking that all the work done made him incapable of getting it up, but knowing that he can still do it just made me think "and so many men with non-silicone-injected-penises-that-don't-look-like-little-beanbag-chairs penises are stricken with impotence. Life just isn't fair sometimes."Broomstick wrote:
Apparently, he IS still capable of an erection and orgasm... and has movies to prove it.
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Re: Dear fucking gods (NSFW)
AdmiralKanos wrote:It would be like trying to fuck somebody with a tit.
I just thought about that and I can't stop laughing.
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