[VVVNSFW] Penis electroshock device

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2006-06-15 02:43pm

http://www.extremerestraints.com/images ... 46_325.jpg

Wow. That is something I would tend to stay far, far away from.

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-06-15 02:46pm

You know things are getting weird when S&M gear starts to look like something a religious extremist would cook up.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2006-06-15 03:15pm

I've seen those before, Cock and Ball torture is really not my thing, though. It's a shame though, because often the best costumes are worn by people in scary videos.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-06-15 03:22pm

Seen videos of stuff like this. It appeared the guys would A> just cum spontaneously and enjoy it immensely, or B> buck and squirm around a lot, also while enjoying it immensely. I suspect this particular device is meant for use with a TENS unit.

But still, this earns a

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2006-06-15 04:02pm

I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2006-06-15 04:07pm

Darth Wong wrote:I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.

I hope you're happy. You killed my chance of getting an erection for the rest of the day.

FSTargetDrone · Post by **FSTargetDrone** » 2006-06-15 04:47pm

Yet one more in a line of links/pictures I refuse to look at.

Sounds horrifying.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2006-06-15 09:18pm

Well, so much for my urge to eat dinner. It's okay, though, I'm trying to cut back.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2006-06-15 09:41pm

Darth Wong wrote:I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.

It can't be done.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2006-06-15 09:57pm

Ford Prefect wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.
It can't be done.

I was only able to do it because I was warned about how bad it was and bracing myself.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2006-06-15 10:03pm

Ford Prefect wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.
It can't be done.

I almost did because I have a cast iron stomach for actual grossness, but then I got an imaginative pang of what it would feel like to be electrocuted on the head of your penis. Ow.

Women could do it. They don't get Sympathy/Empathy pains from horrible Penis injuries. The only time a man can take it is if it's funny, such as the Ninja Turtle Ball Kick movie

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2006-06-15 10:03pm

Might as well buy a Tazer and zap yourself in the genitals, it's probably less painful too. I have a video backed up somewhere of a guy getting his buddy to zap him in the nuts with a Tazer, the even did a slow motion replay where you can see the sparks arcing into his nutsack.

The Jazz Intern · Post by **The Jazz Intern** » 2006-06-15 11:21pm

oowwie...

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2006-06-15 11:59pm

Darth Wong wrote:I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.

*raises hand*

Don't really care. Stupid is as stupid does, and I don't plan on going anywhere near it. I'll laugh at people who do use it, though.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-06-16 12:00am

Found a video.

http://empornium.us/details.php?id=127209

Maybe I spoke too soon: Here's lots more [empornium.us]!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2006-06-16 10:46am

Note to all you tough guys out there: Never try to get in the face of a man who takes electric shocks to the cock for fun.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2006-06-16 11:02am

Lagmonster wrote:Note to all you tough guys out there: Never try to get in the face of a man who takes electric shocks to the cock for fun.

Indeed. Any man who can shove an electrode down his own urethra and flip the switch is not mentally stable.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2006-06-16 11:20am

Darth Wong wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:Note to all you tough guys out there: Never try to get in the face of a man who takes electric shocks to the cock for fun.
Indeed. Any man who can shove an electrode down his own urethra and flip the switch is not mentally stable.

Or has lost all feeling down there.

Either way...that is really not for anything except getting off on extreme pain.

Haminal10 · Post by **Haminal10** » 2006-06-16 04:25pm

*crosses legs*

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2006-06-16 05:24pm

Goodness. That does not look like one bit of fun.

J · Post by J » 2006-06-16 07:35pm

Darth Wong wrote:Indeed. Any man who can shove an electrode down his own urethra and flip the switch is not mentally stable.

Ok, now I'm definitely NOT clicking on the link.
Inside his dick, gah, that's too wrong... *shudder*

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-06-16 07:38pm

I didn't cringe when I saw the picture cause I don't have a penis

Medic · Post by **Medic** » 2006-06-17 12:02am

Mrs Kendall wrote:I didn't cringe when I saw the picture cause I don't have a penis

You can't know the pain.

But to be fair, I've gaurded my parts with an unblinking eye, except for a beachball (yes, a beachball, the bouncy inflatable type) and a bad field goal kick, both of which were only painful *close calls* I've not suffered the pain and humiliation of a direct hit in the groin.

edit: points and laughs at other less fortunate guys

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2006-06-17 12:53am

Darth Wong wrote:I defy anybody to look at that picture and not cringe.

Tried... and failed.

You really have to be one hell of a screwed up dude to think this thing is somehow a good idea.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-06-17 04:06am

I would try this once, in the name of science of course.