::fires AAAM-N missiles at Sea Skimmer from his underwing-mounted plylons and guided with strap-on APG-77::
*Ignites scramjets, climbing to 75,000 feet at mach 3.5 after turning 90 degrees break the radar lock*
Turning my Enhanced FB-22 own weapons on you is too simple Mr. Phongn. Now you will face the power of a new generation of anti aircraft firepower.
*Phongn is near deafened as a half dozen MALI equipped MEADS batteries fire, the RWR screaming to life as the radars lock up the aircraft*
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
fgalkin wrote:*Looks at all the silly fighting going on, then displaces aboard the ROU Psychopathic Troll Killer and effectorizes everyone*
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
*Laughs as the puny impossibul weapon fails to penetrate the reality shielding*
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Teehee, I love that. 'What happen?' 'Somebody set up us the bomb!'
Anyway, I got Blue. The most appropriate part of that was the part that said:
Your favorable attributes are the sunset, Autumn, water, compassion, peace, forgiveness, love, intuition, and calmness.
It's all true, but it sort of sounds like I'm the hippy dragon. Or like it's part of a dragon personals ad.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a White Dragon on the inside. If there ever was an apparition of balance, power and reclusive intelligence, my Inner Dragon is it. Whites are a fairly common dragon and are considered one of two harmonious dragons. My antithesis is the evil Black Dragon.<br><br>
My Inner Dragon likes to think things out, plot against enemies, and look down upon the world from the highest mountain peaks. My favorable attributes are the Day, the Sun, truth, a positive attitude, and helpful magic. Humans only need fear me when they stray into my domain without proper tribute. Of course, that tribute would probably be a cake the size of a Volkswagen, but hey, if they wanted to move through my turf they should have brought it, right? If someone ever really wanted a fight I'd be an impressive opponent, considering I pack a breath weapon combination of Fire and Lightning. Even the nicest dragons can do some serious damage.<br><br>
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
You have brought avatars into this for the last time, captain fgalkin.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
You have brought avatars into this for the last time, captain fgalkin.
Yousa force choke no harmsa fgalkin! Itsa makesa himsa likesa Jar Jar. Now yousa suffer!
And, mesa no weak-minded, zergsa chowsa!
Havesa a very nicesa daysa!
-fgalkinsa
*Yanks out T-21 with lightsaber bayonet, shoots fgalkin a half dozen times then runs him through from balls to brain*
Now don't make me bring out my specially trained slightly modified Voxyn, which hunt annoying people and idiots though, the force.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
fgalkin wrote:
Yousa force choke no harmsa fgalkin! Itsa makesa himsa likesa Jar Jar. Now yousa suffer!
And, mesa no weak-minded, zergsa chowsa!
Havesa a very nicesa daysa!
-fgalkinsa
*Yanks out T-21 with lightsaber bayonet, shoots fgalkin a half dozen times then runs him through from balls to brain*
Now don't make me bring out my specially trained slightly modified Voxyn, which hunt annoying people and idiots though, the force.
Tell that to the EDust asassin that is now hunting you.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
You mean that thing which my defenses gunned down? I rarely fear want can't even get past my outer perimeter defenses.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
fgalkin wrote:
Tell that to the EDust asassin that is now hunting you.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
You mean that thing which my defenses gunned down? I rarely fear want can't even get past my outer perimeter defenses.
No, I mean the thing that is right behind you, and is about to kill you in a very painful and gruesome way.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
That one you mean? Defected to me last week for a 20% pay raise and an extra week of vacation time.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
fgalkin wrote:
You mean that thing which my defenses gunned down? I rarely fear want can't even get past my outer perimeter defenses.
No, I mean the thing that is right behind you, and is about to kill you in a very painful and gruesome way.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
That one you mean? Defected to me last week for a 20% pay raise and an extra week of vacation time.
And then went on strike, as you did not fulifill any of this.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin[/quote]
Came right back though after reading the part of the contract that indicated strikers will be executed. In the end I still let em get a 15% raise.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Sea Skimmer wrote:
No, I mean the thing that is right behind you, and is about to kill you in a very painful and gruesome way.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
That one you mean? Defected to me last week for a 20% pay raise and an extra week of vacation time.
And then went on strike, as you did not fulifill any of this.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Came right back though after reading the part of the contract that indicated strikers will be executed. In the end I still let em get a 15% raise.[/quote]
Actually, it destroyed the only copy of the contract. So, now you can't prove anything.
Also, you are forgetting about the Mindfucker who wants to investigate you up close and personal.
Message 1 in thread
From: Jonathan Boyd (jonathan@nx74205a.freeserve.co.uk)
Subject: The good old days
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars
Date: 1999/05/02
Phong recently mentioned that he missed the days of fights between Andrew
Muir and someone else and criticised my lack of imagination in taking out
Kynes with a sniper rifle. So here's a thread to satisfy you. Here you can
relieve your stress by disembowling or dismembering your enemies. In a good
humoured kind of way. I'll get the ball rolling. Please remember this is all
in good fun and not to be taken seriously. :^)
<Boyd gives Phong a Klingon painstick, where the sun don't shine> Heh heh
heh.
Jonathan
TGODs are free for alls, but there is also a moderated version called STGOD, which seems to be more of a roleplaying galaxy-spanning war game.
Neither is my personal cup of tea, but interesting reading sometimes
Original Warsie ++ Smartass! ~ Picker ~ Grinner ~ Lover ~ Sinner ++ "There's no time for later now"
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Came right back though after reading the part of the contract that indicated strikers will be executed. In the end I still let em get a 15% raise.
Actually, it destroyed the only copy of the contract. So, now you can't prove anything.
Also, you are forgetting about the Mindfucker who wants to investigate you up close and personal.
HAve a very nice day.
-fgalkin
The only written copy perhaps. *Holds up pile of disks* however these hold only a fraction of the legally binding electronic copies I had created from the original.
As for your puny Culture ROU...
*STGOD Mk1 Fleet appears around it, vaporizing the ROU in its opening salvo*
There are things far morepowerful about these days.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Came right back though after reading the part of the contract that indicated strikers will be executed. In the end I still let em get a 15% raise.
Actually, it destroyed the only copy of the contract. So, now you can't prove anything.
Also, you are forgetting about the Mindfucker who wants to investigate you up close and personal.
HAve a very nice day.
-fgalkin
The only written copy perhaps. *Holds up pile of disks* however these hold only a fraction of the legally binding electronic copies I had created from the original.
As for your puny Culture ROU...
*STGOD Mk1 Fleet appears around it, vaporizing the ROU in its opening salvo*
There are things far morepowerful about these days.
Fleet? What fleet? You mean that collection of space junk that was effectorized and sent into the nearest sun?