My life is brilliant
(What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I... Do you want to start over, or?... Keep going? ... OK now, now?)
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you farty pants
But you always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin chips off your chest
While you're playin Halo 2
No one's classier than you
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la ...loser
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
Weird Al > James Blunt : "You're Pitiful"
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Weird Al > James Blunt : "You're Pitiful"
Scroll down for links to the MP3 (his official site links to them, so I guess it's OK to download them)
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Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.
Long live Weird Al!
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
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Not as good as the Your Gullible remix I heared a few months back. Weird Al is still good though
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His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.Zac Naloen wrote:Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.
Long live Weird Al!
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
It's not. He was born as James Hillier-Blount.Superman wrote:His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.Zac Naloen wrote:Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.
Long live Weird Al!
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
But "Blunt" is cooler!Bounty wrote:It's not. He was born as James Hillier-Blount.Superman wrote:His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.Zac Naloen wrote:
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
That's fantastic! Especially this bit:
I think that everytime the song comes on the radio.My life is brilliant
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Of course, Blount is pronounced as "Blunt". So it's more of a change to match pronounciation.Bounty wrote:It's not. He was born as James Hillier-Blount.Superman wrote:His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.Zac Naloen wrote:
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
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Just though I'd add this
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Down in the workshop, all the elves were makin' toys...
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys....
When the Boss busted in, he nearly scared em' half to death....
Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath...
From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo...
Like a big fat drunk, disgruntled, Yultide Rambo
And he smiled and he said - with a twinkle in his eye...
"Merry Christmas to all - NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Down in the workshop, all the elves were makin' toys...
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys....
When the Boss busted in, he nearly scared em' half to death....
Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath...
From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo...
Like a big fat drunk, disgruntled, Yultide Rambo
And he smiled and he said - with a twinkle in his eye...
"Merry Christmas to all - NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Hell, he doesn't HAVE to ask--parody is the one Copyright-freebie area. He just askes because he's AWESOME.skyman8081 wrote:Um... With one exception, Weird Al always gets permission to make a parody of a song. Hell, most artists consider it an honor for Weird Al to parody them.squidman001 wrote:Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.
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oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.skyman8081 wrote:Um... With one exception, Weird Al always gets permission to make a parody of a song. Hell, most artists consider it an honor for Weird Al to parody them.squidman001 wrote:Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.
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So what? Do you not understand that he created that song? That the original music was written by someone else is irrelevant because it was copied under parody. There is no clause saying that you have to charge money for a parody to be considered a parody.squidman001 wrote:oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.
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Am I the only one who read that as a joke?Hotfoot wrote:So what? Do you not understand that he created that song? That the original music was written by someone else is irrelevant because it was copied under parody. There is no clause saying that you have to charge money for a parody to be considered a parody.squidman001 wrote:oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.
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