Weird Al > James Blunt : "You're Pitiful"

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2006-06-20 08:26am

Scroll down for links to the MP3 (his official site links to them, so I guess it's OK to download them)

My life is brilliant
(What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I... Do you want to start over, or?... Keep going? ... OK now, now?)

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy

You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you farty pants

But you always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin chips off your chest
While you're playin Halo 2
No one's classier than you

la la la la
la la la la
la la la la ...loser

You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2006-06-20 08:56am

Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.

Long live Weird Al!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2006-06-20 09:18am

I love Weird Al. He'll always be good.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2006-06-20 09:24am

Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.

Long live Weird Al!

You can't exactly blame him, it is his name

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2006-06-20 09:30am

The sad thing is that Blunt the Nearly-Castrato is still more badass then most American rappers. He may sing like he got the family jewels stuck on barb wire, he's still a war vet.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2006-06-20 09:41am

Not as good as the Your Gullible remix I heared a few months back. Weird Al is still good though

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2006-06-20 09:56am

Zac Naloen wrote:
Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.

Long live Weird Al!

You can't exactly blame him, it is his name

His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2006-06-20 10:11am

Superman wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:
Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.

Long live Weird Al!

You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.

It's not. He was born as James Hillier-Blount.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2006-06-20 10:18am

Bounty wrote:
Superman wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.
It's not. He was born as James Hillier-Blount.

But "Blunt" is cooler!

Post by **Zaia** » 2006-06-20 11:13am

That's fantastic! Especially this bit:

My life is brilliant
(What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I... Do you want to start over, or?... Keep going? ... OK now, now?)

I think that everytime the song comes on the radio.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2006-06-20 12:58pm

Bounty wrote:
Superman wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.
It's not. He was born as James Hillier-Blount.

Of course, Blount is pronounced as "Blunt". So it's more of a change to match pronounciation.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2006-06-21 03:01pm

Just though I'd add this

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2006-06-21 03:06pm

"Amish Paradise" is still my favorite.

Faqa · Post by **Faqa** » 2006-06-21 03:55pm

"The Night Santa Went Crazy" all the way, baby!

Down in the workshop, all the elves were makin' toys...
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys....
When the Boss busted in, he nearly scared em' half to death....
Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath...

From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo...
Like a big fat drunk, disgruntled, Yultide Rambo
And he smiled and he said - with a twinkle in his eye...
"Merry Christmas to all - NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

squidman001 · Post by **squidman001** » 2006-06-21 07:19pm

Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.

Instant Sunrise · Post by **Instant Sunrise** » 2006-06-21 07:38pm

squidman001 wrote:Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.

Um... With one exception, Weird Al always gets permission to make a parody of a song. Hell, most artists consider it an honor for Weird Al to parody them.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2006-06-21 09:00pm

skyman8081 wrote:
squidman001 wrote:Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.
Um... With one exception, Weird Al always gets permission to make a parody of a song. Hell, most artists consider it an honor for Weird Al to parody them.

Hell, he doesn't HAVE to ask--parody is the one Copyright-freebie area. He just askes because he's AWESOME.

squidman001 · Post by **squidman001** » 2006-06-22 04:03pm

skyman8081 wrote:
squidman001 wrote:Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.
Um... With one exception, Weird Al always gets permission to make a parody of a song. Hell, most artists consider it an honor for Weird Al to parody them.

oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2006-06-22 04:18pm

squidman001 wrote:oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.

So what? Do you not understand that he created that song? That the original music was written by someone else is irrelevant because it was copied under parody. There is no clause saying that you have to charge money for a parody to be considered a parody.

lance · Post by **lance** » 2006-06-27 09:37am

Hotfoot wrote:
squidman001 wrote:oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.
So what? Do you not understand that he created that song? That the original music was written by someone else is irrelevant because it was copied under parody. There is no clause saying that you have to charge money for a parody to be considered a parody.

Am I the only one who read that as a joke?

squidman001 · Post by **squidman001** » 2006-06-27 03:53pm

you mean that Al is giving HIS song away free on his site and the Riaa is gonna attack him for that? yes, proabably...

Mr. T · Post by **Mr. T** » 2006-06-27 05:08pm

Listened to it, and loved it

"Never had a date...that couldn't inflate"