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Good to see things are being handled in my abense

I'm back everyone

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Mr Bean wrote:Good to see things are being handled in my abense

I'm back everyone
The BEAN is back! He hath arisen from the dead! Quick, start a religion!
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Darth Wong wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Good to see things are being handled in my abense

I'm back everyone
The BEAN is back! He hath arisen from the dead! Quick, start a religion!
I call dibs on high priest of fast cars and hot chicks! :lol:
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I want to get on TV and ask people to donate to the Bean Chrildren Charity fund. The children will of course get maybe 20%, 30% goes for the effort to indoctrinate more Beanist, and the rest goes to my personal bank account.
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Probably not that far different from the way the rest of the Fundie charities work, Wicked.
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Welcome back Bean!!! Your wit and irony were sorely missed.
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Yay, Bean! Even though I already welcomed you back in the Iggy's birthday/Buffalo NY thread, I'll say it again--it's good to have you back! You were definitely missed! :D
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Welcome back Mr. Kott...err, Bean! Glad to see ya! :lol:

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Darth Wong wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Good to see things are being handled in my abense

I'm back everyone
The BEAN is back! He hath arisen from the dead! Quick, start a religion!
Praise the lord!:P
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Post by Ted »

Aya wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Good to see things are being handled in my abense

I'm back everyone
The BEAN is back! He hath arisen from the dead! Quick, start a religion!
Praise the lord!:P
But Wong is the Lord, not Bean, Bean's Wongs' messiah.

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Welcome back, Mr. Bean.
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Wait, doesn't that mean Beans going to be nailed to a giant wooden object? :twisted:
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Aya wrote:Wait, doesn't that mean Beans going to be nailed to a giant wooden object? :twisted:
Or nailed with a giant wooden object.


Or was that in bad taste? I can never tell. :?
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Yay! Bean's back! Start a religion and get tax-exempt status!
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Except from the book of the Mods, Wong Bible,

And lo did the bean arise from the pit of lamentation, with some ironic comment. He did smiteth stupid morons with rightous impunity etc. etc.
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Bean has been risen from the dead!
That can only mean one thing.....

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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it...
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Hooray!! Hooray for Mr Bean!!

Hooray!! :mrgreen:
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So be it, moderator...
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Welcome back to the board, Bean. Watching trolls toast will become even more fun. BTW, you're all spammers.
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...and there was much rejoicing.
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MR. BEAN!

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When did he leave :?:
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