This is hilarious, but also quite relevant. It's one of those "secret traps" the mods use over there to penalize you: posting too many times in a row:
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http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jspa? ... 0&tstart=0
Kemit the Moderator wrote:Right, here's the break-down:
I banned you because of your posting habits, since they tend be extremely spam-like in nature. You've been treating the forums like an IM conversation, posting multiple one or two line messages just minutes after each other, all in the same topic. (In one instance, you posted 7 short messages in ten minutes. That's too many too soon.)
The boards here allow you 1,000 characters a post, and an entire hour to edit -- you could easily fit the majority of your messages into one post, or edit them in soon after. (If your reply is 1,000+ characters, then it'd be fine to post as many messages needed to cover your point.)
Now, I'll unlock you if you promise to change these tendencies, and post more 'compactly.' Do we have an accord?
star lover1 wrote:yes i will accept and i will be more respnodsable
star lover1 wrote:i promise
Kemit the Moderator wrote:Posting two one line messages within a minute of each other isn't the most convincing proof that you understand the point I'm trying to impress upon you.
Does anyone get the feeling that these mods have S&M sexual fantasies where posters must beg and plead properly to be allowed to continue posting?
After reading some very twisted McEwok fanfic, and the very existence of "Furry Conflict", I'm not too sure I'd want to associate with these "other" Star Wars fans who are "better" than ol' Talifan me.
"Brian, if I parked a supertanker in Central Park, painted it neon orange, and set it on fire, it would be less obvious than your stupidity." --RedImperator