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Noble Ire wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
I wonder if anyone will be quick enough to capture a screenshot of the board frontpage at 2000000 posts.
No doubt more than a few will attempt to do so (hell, if I'm around, I might try); hopefully, someone will snag one. And as PU-239 says, there may be a slowdown in posting as the moment approaches, especially if it coincides with a normally off-hour.
And if no one gets it for real I'm sure someone will photochop one. :P
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Meh, I have scripts set up to refresh the page and take a screenshot around the projected time (unfortunately running 'while true; do xwd -root >screendump`date %T`.xwd; done' w/ the autorefresh firefox extension will eat up disk space on my server quickly). Of course, it is my goal that my posts will be the 2*10^6th :P (which should be made easier by the fact that most people will be asleep).

Post rate at this moment compared to the last time I checked appears to be ~33/hour. So 26 hours unfortunately >_> - too far ahead to pin down to set the autorefresh job narrowly enough to avoid running out of disk space and wasting Mike's bandwidth.

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Wow, it's almost here. Than was rather faster than I expected. :?
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Yes, only 14 or so to go. In just 15 minutse or so, at this rate, we'll reach it.
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10 to go! 10 to go!

I'm hoping to catch it at 2,000,000
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Adrian Laguna wrote:10 to go! 10 to go!

I'm hoping to catch it at 2,000,000
Have we beat it yet? :)
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Adrian Laguna wrote:10 to go! 10 to go!

I'm hoping to catch it at 2,000,000
Then you'll have to get to that spamming fast. :wink:

EDIT: Woah, it just jumped up by 20 posts in the last two minutes. I guess some people were actually aiming for that 2 mil mark.
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EDIT: Woah, it just jumped up by 20 posts in the last two minutes. I guess some people were actually aiming for that 2 mil mark.
Quite a surprise, there. :lol:.
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Hrm, looks like it'll be sooner than 26 hours... is there a way to plot the # posts over time w/o running Lynx to dump the HTML pages and recording that over time?

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The time has come! :)


...and passed. Rather anti-climatic, really. Expected better special effects.
I wonder who got it.
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http://img46.imageshack.us/my.php?image ... us10hl.jpg
Missed the 2 mil, got 2 mil and one
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Grrr, missed it >_> - 5 seconds refresh isn't fast enough...

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I caught it here: Image

When I hit reload again it was at 2000003. Looks like there was a burst of posting right there at the end.
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Noble Ire wrote:The time has come! :)


...and passed. Rather anti-climatic, really. Expected better special effects.
I wonder who got it.
I cheated and pressed Submit on my Happy 2 Millionth Post testing topic once it was at 1999999 so it might be me if my modem was fast enough.

Ironically it will be deleted later too so it isn't preservable like the real 2,000,000th post.
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Hah! I got it!

Kinda 2 mil


Didn't even need Photoshop. :P


EDIT - Whichever mod edited my post forgot to fix the tags.
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I think post #2 million this time around goes to Illuminatus Primus. Of course, that might change when Testing gets a purge.
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ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
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gahh....i go to eat for 20 minutes and I miss my opportunity to be the 2 millionth :( :P
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We'll be down below two million again after all the spam in Testing gets flushed.
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No damned way our 2 millionth post is going to be the result of hundreds of spams in Testing. I just killed it all. We're back down under 2 million.
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True, it is more appropriate the 2,000,000th post be something more than "Zomg Image Macro" or "Lol 2,000,000" in the Testing Forum. We'll be there tomorrow (by CST time), by my calculations-at-a-glance psychic guess mode.
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Darth Wong wrote:No damned way our 2 millionth post is going to be the result of hundreds of spams in Testing. I just killed it all. We're back down under 2 million.
You're probably going to get alot of Spamlike posts around 2 million anyway- with people trying to be the "lucky poster".
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:You're probably going to get alot of Spamlike posts around 2 million anyway- with people trying to be the "lucky poster".
Oh, sure. *sharpens axe* Naturally.
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:You're probably going to get alot of Spamlike posts around 2 million anyway- with people trying to be the "lucky poster".
Which really makes me considering just leaving off from the board for however long this takes, 'cause the last thing I want to see while poking around here is a bunch of spammy non-sense. If I want that I'll go visit GameFAQs or something. Read one of those five hundred post topics about whatever latest Internet fad is going around.
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