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The BEAN is back! He hath arisen from the dead! Quick, start a religion!Mr Bean wrote:Good to see things are being handled in my abense
I'm back everyone
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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I call dibs on high priest of fast cars and hot chicks!Darth Wong wrote:The BEAN is back! He hath arisen from the dead! Quick, start a religion!Mr Bean wrote:Good to see things are being handled in my abense
I'm back everyone
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"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." - Schiller, Die Jungfrau von Orleans, III vi.
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I want to get on TV and ask people to donate to the Bean Chrildren Charity fund. The children will of course get maybe 20%, 30% goes for the effort to indoctrinate more Beanist, and the rest goes to my personal bank account.
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Probably not that far different from the way the rest of the Fundie charities work, Wicked.
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Achieved ultimate Doom (post 666) on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:38 pm
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Achieved ultimate Doom (post 666) on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:38 pm
Yay, Bean! Even though I already welcomed you back in the Iggy's birthday/Buffalo NY thread, I'll say it again--it's good to have you back! You were definitely missed!
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Welcome back Mr. Kott...err, Bean! Glad to see ya!
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But Wong is the Lord, not Bean, Bean's Wongs' messiah.Aya wrote:Praise the lord!:PDarth Wong wrote:The BEAN is back! He hath arisen from the dead! Quick, start a religion!Mr Bean wrote:Good to see things are being handled in my abense
I'm back everyone
Praise the Messiah!
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That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
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Welcome back, Mr. Bean.
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Except from the book of the Mods, Wong Bible,
And lo did the bean arise from the pit of lamentation, with some ironic comment. He did smiteth stupid morons with rightous impunity etc. etc.
And lo did the bean arise from the pit of lamentation, with some ironic comment. He did smiteth stupid morons with rightous impunity etc. etc.
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Welcome back to the board, Bean. Watching trolls toast will become even more fun. BTW, you're all spammers.
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