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The Talifan Trilogy Is Complete!

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The final movie of theTalifan Trilogy is here!

GRAND ARMY of the REPUBLIC

I wasn't going to do anymore after "SODDS", but Phil Shayhan sent me a hilarious script that I couldn't pass up!
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Bwhahahaha I loved the cut to the picture with the knife in it :)
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Great Lord Poe and Phil! The scene with Sharon Crevice was absolutely hilarious! Good work!
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Wonderful! Almost wish there could have been a scene where he captures the capital, deactivates the droids, proclaims the entire planet is free, and have some guy ask about the non-droid separatists spread throughout the population. But it doesn't need it as is. :P
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You know, even having written it didn't prepare me for Wayne's little touches. I had to change my shirt after I dribbled coffee on it. Great work Wayne!

More importantly, Poe and I might finally have an entry for a GSDA!

They still do those, right?
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Hmmm. I wonder what pack of lies Dark Moose will cook up about this latest production.
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Post by consequences »

I don't know, Rambo's facial structure screamed out Conan the Barbarian as played by Ahnuld to me.

But that's an insanely minor nitpick. *resumes giggling uncontrollably*
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Post by Crown »

Vympel wrote:Bwhahahaha I loved the cut to the picture with the knife in it :)
Best. Scene. Ever. :lol:
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"Let´s call it... Rambo´a."


Haha, too good.
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:lol:

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Wahahahahahaha

I was kinda hoping there'd be a scene of him against a whole army, onscreen at once.. roughly to same ratio of 3 million to a quintillion.

Excellent nevertheless :D
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Damn, that was the best laugh I've had in months. In months, man!
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Post by Vanas »

Looks like the Chancellor gets his fashion tips from Magneto.

Nice work, gave me a chuckle.
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So perhaps in two years time, you'll do a prequel trilogy, and in the intermediate period, we can brace for an EU...
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