The Tick + Arthur VS 60's Batman + Robin

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Winner?

Tick + Arthur
12
86%
Batman + Robin
2
14%
 
Total votes: 14

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The Tick + Arthur VS 60's Batman + Robin

Post by Gandalf »

Basically heroes that weren't meant to be taken that seriously, for some reason, decide to fight each other.

No Vehicles on either side, battle is in an abandoned warehouse.

B + R
Batman has only his utility belt.
He seems to have "power" (The ep where he had to marry Catwoman)

T + A
Arthur can fly

Now in the hands of the people...
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
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SPOON!
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Post by Mark S »

The Tick dishes out a rich, creamy helping of justice on the caped vigilante.
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Post by Ghost Rider »

This all comes down to who's wackier...and Tick barely does it with Spoon and Spot(the giant rat)...but it's hard given he's fighting.

I mean he must contend against such things as Anti Whale spray and Anti explosive spray(hell why didn't they just give B&R anti Villain spray while they were at it)
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Post by Durandal »

SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
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Behold Robin our ultimate weapon but first I need to go to the Bat-Room
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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

Like there's even a question of who would win.

Batman = human. A normal, slightly pudgy human. (60s Batman, remember?)

Tick = SPOON! Nigh-invunerable, and immune to logic.

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Post by Gandalf »

I overestimated the utility belt it would seem, no Tick Spray?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Post by Majin Gojira »

I will have to concur...SPOOOOOOON!
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Batman wins due to his endless supply of Bat-Tick-Repellant in his utility belt.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Batman wins due to his endless supply of Bat-Tick-Repellant in his utility belt.
Then, Batman finished them off with his Bat-Cheesy-Crossover-Versus-Match-Ender. Robin helps by giving advice, mainly staring with "Holy", and ending with ", Batman!".
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Post by spongyblue »

After the battle.....

"Well what did we learn today Arthur? We learned that the local construction Union #1454 builds first class warehouses since they stood up to my nye-invunerablity. We learned that capes are highly over-rated. Yes Arthur, let us decree! Come forth vile dogs of villiany! We shall take our rolled up newspaper's of justice and say'BAD DOG, BAD DOG'. Besides Arthur, a grown man and a teenager who live together and leave at night to dress in tights is just plain freaky!"
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