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Holiday Public Service Announcement

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With the holidays quickly approaching, it's time for a Public Service announcement about drinking:



Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Indubitably
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Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:



Specificity
"Cogito ergo sum."
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
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transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't -- no one wants to hear me sing!
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Something wicked this way comes.
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Post by Drewcifer »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I usually hate email fwds, but that one went out to everyone :)
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Re: Holiday Public Service Announcement

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Tsyroc wrote:Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:



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"Cogito ergo sum."
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Never mind being drunk, I have a hard enough time saying those while sober.
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Post by Enlightenment »

Things that are impossible to do safely while drunk

Drive.
Operate power tools.
Operate heavy equipment.


Be safe. Get a taxi, ride the bus, use a designated driver or stay overnight. If SD has fewer posters after the holidays than before them, it should be for no other reason than turnover rather than because someone wrapped his car around a tree.
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Nice. I'll pass on the eggnog this year. (As if I would drink it anyways. :P )
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Nice. I'll pass on the eggnog this year. (As if I would drink it anyways. :P )
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E-mail forwards... sometimes they're funny, sometimes, they're outright annyoing. This one was quite funny.
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