Mark Hamill and William Shatner

Enola Straight · Post by **Enola Straight** » 2002-12-17 12:59am

Has Mark Hamill and Bill Shatner ever met?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2002-12-17 01:12am

I dunno.

I would love to see them get in a fist fight, though. Hamill would own that wussy seventy-year-old.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-17 01:13am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I dunno.

I would love to see them get in a fist fight, though. Hamill would own that wussy seventy-year-old.

But what would happen if Hamill ripped Shatner's shirt.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-17 01:18am

Shatner's massive beer gut would fall out and we'd all laugh at that tub o lard. And like Jerry Doyle (Garibaldi) said- William Shatner is such an asshole

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-17 01:19am

neoolong wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I dunno.

I would love to see them get in a fist fight, though. Hamill would own that wussy seventy-year-old.
But what would happen if Hamill ripped Shatner's shirt.

Then the Star Trek fight music would start.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-17 01:23am

Don't you mean the Kirk-Fu funk?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-17 01:24am

Damn straight.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-17 01:27am

pa pa pa pa pa pa pa papa pa pom pom pom pom pompom

Typing music sucks.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-17 01:32am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
neoolong wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I dunno.

I would love to see them get in a fist fight, though. Hamill would own that wussy seventy-year-old.
But what would happen if Hamill ripped Shatner's shirt.
Then the Star Trek fight music would start.

And Shatner gets his beer gutted, middle age ass kicked!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-17 01:33am

neoolong wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I dunno.

I would love to see them get in a fist fight, though. Hamill would own that wussy seventy-year-old.
But what would happen if Hamill ripped Shatner's shirt.

It has to be his Starfleet uniform for Kirk to be able to channel his power though the tear.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2002-12-17 01:54am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
neoolong wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I dunno.

I would love to see them get in a fist fight, though. Hamill would own that wussy seventy-year-old.
But what would happen if Hamill ripped Shatner's shirt.
Then the Star Trek fight music would start.

"Aaaand in the red corner, we have William "Billy" Shatner, with his weird Klingon dueling weapon-thingy!"

"Aaaand in the blue corner, Mark "Stop calling me Luke, damnit" Hamill, wielding his lightsaber!"

*Ding*

"Shatner swings at Hamill, who ducks out of the way. WHOA! Mark cuts right through that weapon of Kir- I mean, Shatners! Uh-oh, looks like Mark is angry... Shatner is voiding his bowels now, and trying to flee! But that beer gut of his is lagging him down! Whoops, there goes your arm, Billy!"

I have far too active an imagination. It would make a great Celebrity Deathmatch, though. (Would be a reason to actually watch that show.)

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-12-17 02:51am

Kirk is 72 years old while Luke is a mere 52. Luke should be able to take him but the Captain is 2 inches taller and stockier. Does age and treachery beat out youth and experience?

XPViking

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-17 02:55am

Well, gogglefight gives it to Mark Hamill, 99,000 to 96,600.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-17 03:21am

Additionally, Mark Hamill was on the Wing Commander games. Another plus for Hamill.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-17 04:03am

Shinova wrote:Additionally, Mark Hamill was on the Wing Commander games. Another plus for Hamill.

Moive as well.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-17 04:55am

Mark Hamill wasn't on the movie, by the way, if that was what you meant.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-17 04:58am

Shinova wrote:Mark Hamill wasn't on the movie, by the way, if that was what you meant.

I meant he, or rather his voice was present in the movie as that of the Rapier AI.