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I really need to visit that place more often. A verdict wasreached in the suit last week.

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/court2.html
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To the plaintiff's surprise, after hearing the judge's decision Hamburger approached Ms. Evans and her lawyer, giving each a hug. Afterward, he walked toward the exit, stopped, pulled down his pants and laid a log right right on the court room floor, and said "Now that's real ultimate power." Then he ran.

Robert Hamburger's whereabouts are still unknown.

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Tsyroc wrote:

:shock: :? :?: :?: :?:
It will be very......, interesting to learn what has happened since then.
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Well. That was fascinating.
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That's a real story about a real 10 year-old?

If so I'm glad his freedom of speach was protected but I still think he should also have the freedom to clean up that log with whatever methods/implements nature provided him with. That and a swift kick in the ass (Red Foreman style) should make him hesitate a bit the next time he decides to be such an ass.
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That's what I thought from reading it and the url but I was begining to wonder thanks to this thread. :) :oops:
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Wow. His whole hatemail page is full of people saying he know jackshit about Ninjas and he responds by saying, "No, you're wrong" (what kind of fucking wimp says bullcrap?)
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The site is funny, but it's scary to think someone can make all that up and not believe it himself.
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I remember this kid, now. I wasnt that impressed.
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