James Earl Jones re-dubs Vader's lines!

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2006-07-13 10:06pm

Holy shit! This will all be canon, too!

Vader

DesertFly · Post by **DesertFly** » 2006-07-13 10:20pm

WOAH THAT'S CRAZY! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2006-07-13 10:22pm

That scene with Tarkin and his council was the best.

Covenant · Post by **Covenant** » 2006-07-13 10:24pm

Now this is a much better way to fix continuity.

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2006-07-13 10:27pm

That was easily one of the coolest Star Wars shorts I've ever seen.

Obi-Wan: You cannot win Darth. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than y-

Vader: SHUT THE FUCK UP! *slice*

That and Vader tuning his radio while blasting rebel ships.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-07-13 10:27pm

Vader changing radio statons while gunning down rebels? Classic.

Count Dooku · Post by **Count Dooku** » 2006-07-13 10:38pm

Noble Ire wrote:Vader changing radio statons while gunning down rebels? Classic.

My favorite part was when he was going down the Death Star's trench.

That was friggin awesome!

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2006-07-13 10:51pm

I also liked him looking at the Falcon and mumbling "Big son of a bitch..."

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2006-07-13 11:02pm

Sonnenburg wrote:I also liked him looking at the Falcon and mumbling "Big son of a bitch..."

There was quite a few gems in there. What had me rolling on the floor was just the simple 'And' and 'Oh' and 'Uh ha''s durring the short briefing with the Imperial Officer.

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2006-07-13 11:06pm

Knife wrote:There was quite a few gems in there. What had me rolling on the floor was just the simple 'And' and 'Oh' and 'Uh ha''s durring the short briefing with the Imperial Officer.

Vader in the very beginning wrote:*Looks at dead rebels* I know you have been inconvenienced. I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars? *no answer, because they're dead* Very well, then. Two million.

Also something about him telling Leia "Now you get yo black ass outta here!" strikes me as hilarious.

Qwerty 42 · Post by **Qwerty 42** » 2006-07-13 11:24pm

I don't think there can be any song better for blowing people up than "Piano Man"

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2006-07-13 11:39pm

"Daddy is the breadwinner."

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2006-07-13 11:44pm

That was very funny. Very well done

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2006-07-13 11:57pm

Galvatron wrote:"Daddy is the breadwinner."

The quick cuts and no dialogue were also hilarious. It was funny watching Motti and Tagge and Tarkin exchange quick glances and then have Vader "Alright, I've pissed you off..."

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2006-07-14 12:17am

I liked all the incidentals; makes Vader seem much more approachable.

My favourite part was the whole thing starting at 7:15

Guys, come in here! We'd like to maintain the current level of Black representation on the committee, so let's go for a stroll...

Of that, I liked how the accoustics on "Guys, come in here" happened to add to the sense of space within the frame.

Srynerson · Post by **Srynerson** » 2006-07-14 12:24am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:My favourite part was the whole thing starting at 7:15

Guys, come in here! We'd like to maintain the current level of Black representation on the committee, so let's go for a stroll...

I literally laughed so hard at that segment I drooled on myself.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2006-07-14 12:30am

I don't know, the part talking about best kisser with Tarkin just looking on was hilarious.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2006-07-14 02:44am

Srynerson wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:My favourite part was the whole thing starting at 7:15

Guys, come in here! We'd like to maintain the current level of Black representation on the committee, so let's go for a stroll...
I literally laughed so hard at that segment I drooled on myself.

That bit and the radio station tuning made the whole thing worthwhile, the rest was ok, but those were excellent choices and very funny.

General Deathdealer · Post by **General Deathdealer** » 2006-07-14 08:42am

Definitely "Something about being a daddy" and him humming after he turns off his radio in the trench were great. Awesome clip.

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2006-07-14 10:52am

"Lalalalalala~~~~that's enough" BOOM

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » 2006-07-14 11:55am

"Laughs Hysterically as the looney bin people drive up in their white van and haul me away in a straight jacket"

P.S. what was that ending song when they flashback briefly.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2006-07-14 12:23pm

'Eh, y're all mad at me, right?'
That and the Trench Run were the best.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2006-07-14 12:48pm

Absolute best lines was the:

"We need more black representation - let's stroll." with the TIE fighter pilots. Laughed out loud at that one.

The changing radio stations awesome as well.

I dug the look on Tarkin's face as Vader is describing how to seduce a woman. "You just got to get them to take a bath you see. Get their clothes off."

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2006-07-14 01:10pm

Baseball.

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2006-07-14 01:31pm

Wanderer wrote:"Laughs Hysterically as the looney bin people drive up in their white van and haul me away in a straight jacket"

P.S. what was that ending song when they flashback briefly.

It's an old Billy Joel song: My Life

My favorite was right after he choked the Rebel captain "Look man, I'M IN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE! and "I quit on you when you cleared out of Dee-troit with Willie the Pimp!" and "Don't you Poppa me!"

This is better than Commando Cody and What's Up Tiger Lily combined.