Ejaculation distance

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-18 02:21pm

OK guys, what's your shooting range? I'm good for about two feet, or three feet on a good day. Obviously, this must be related to angle and muzzle velocity.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-12-18 02:25pm

Darth Wong wrote:OK guys, what's your shooting range? I'm good for about two feet, or three feet on a good day. Obviously, this must be related to angle and muzzle velocity.

Depends on how high up you are.

If I am on top of a 100m tall building with the wind in my back I would guess somwhere around 30 meters or so

J · Post by J » 2002-12-18 02:27pm

Ummm...Thank you for sharing...I guess...?

Dear god, this place gets more depraved every day! Don't tell me you have bullseye targets to aim for too!

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-18 02:30pm

As I was opening this thread, there was a little electronic voice in the back of my head screaming, "Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!!!!"

I now know why.

Oh, and I can usually get two to three feet. If I get wind velocity factored in, I can stretch it to four, but the splatter effect gets pretty obscene.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-18 02:39pm

jmac wrote: Ummm...Thank you for sharing...I guess...?

Dear god, this place gets more depraved every day! Don't tell me you have bullseye targets to aim for too!

Heh, this is nothing. It can get a lot worse.

As for me: none of your fucking business.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-18 02:41pm

depends on how full the magazine is. if the blaster hasn´t been fired for a while it has more quality and quantity than a shot which leaves the barrel during rapid fire.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-18 02:45pm

I don't think I've ever taken note of that bit of information.

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2002-12-18 02:55pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't think I've ever taken note of that bit of information.

Me neither, though as salm said, it really depends on when - uhh - the blaster was fired last time.

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-12-18 03:18pm

jmac wrote: Ummm...Thank you for sharing...I guess...?

Dear god, this place gets more depraved every day! Don't tell me you have bullseye targets to aim for too!

Yeah, there usually painted on the girls ass.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-18 03:21pm

salm wrote:depends on how full the magazine is. if the blaster hasn´t been fired for a while it has more quality and quantity than a shot which leaves the barrel during rapid fire.

Id go with that. also depends on how in the mood you are.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-18 03:22pm

Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-18 03:39pm

Is ejaculation going to be an Olympic event in 2004 or something?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-18 03:43pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Is ejaculation going to be an Olympic event in 2004 or something?

Not likely. Considering that the US has Peter North, it wouldn't even be close

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-18 03:49pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.

you wouldn´t find a measuring tape that´s long enough anyway, am i right?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-18 03:58pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.

Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-18 04:08pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.

Is there anything else of interest we should measure while we're at it? Stuff like volume, viscosity, splatter pattern, aim & accuracy and stuff like that?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-18 04:11pm

aerius wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.
Is there anything else of interest we should measure while we're at it? Stuff like volume, viscosity, splatter pattern, aim & accuracy and stuff like that?

and dont forget "reaction with female saliva"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-18 04:33pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.

Speaking of that, do you measuere the ejaculation distances and breast diameters in porno flicks using scaling?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-18 04:42pm

Of course, it depends on how long it's been since the last firing, what kind of girl you're with/how good the porno you're watching is and all that. I haven't measured any of my own firings, but I do tend to keep track of such things, just for posterity. In fact, if Mike hadn't posted this thread, there's a good chance I would have.

Anyway, from my recollection, the longest I've ever gone was roughly half-a-meter up, back in my freshman year of high school, with the Christmas edition of Victoria's Secret, I believe it was. My memory is still a bit hazy.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-12-18 04:44pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.
Well then, get a porno and a tape measure and get back to us once you've got a number.
Speaking of that, do you measuere the ejaculation distances and breast diameters in porno flicks using scaling?

Of course he does, that way he can write it his porno budget off as a research expense every year

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-18 04:44pm

I haven't measured yet, a) because I've never really thought of doing it and b) because I really don't want to create that big of a mess.

Only Mike would start a thread like this, only Mike.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-12-18 04:51pm

You all are sick disgusting perverts, and you ought to be ASHAMED of yourselves.

Me: About a foot or so, depends on how long ago the cannon was last manually railed.

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2002-12-18 05:11pm

Oh My Virigin Ears, They're Buring!

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2002-12-18 05:13pm

Seriously I haven't measured, or probably will. But that's ok, I'm secured in my manliness

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-18 05:13pm

I will also add that it's hard to measure if you've got a condom on and you're up here pussy or ass.

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