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This is one of the kinds of things you might find if you're wandering around here at night. I did anyway and took some pictures.
This is how I found them. Actually, I first found their slimy rope, which I wondered what the the hell it was. So I touched it and it felt... icky.
A close-up of the two fuckers (heh heh).
Their blue dick-thingys underwent a freaky change after a while. They turned into some kind of flat thing with a bag or sack or something below. Here is the flat part.
Here is the sack.
Now they are apparently finished and start retracting their things.
More retracting. It looked like it came from their breathing holes on their sides, but that seems extraordinarily weird.
They're done now.
They dropped from the slimy rope and went on their way.
I assume these things normally hang from trees and the like. Now wouldn't that be an experience, getting these things in your face when you're out walking in the woods during the evening
This is how I found them. Actually, I first found their slimy rope, which I wondered what the the hell it was. So I touched it and it felt... icky.
A close-up of the two fuckers (heh heh).
Their blue dick-thingys underwent a freaky change after a while. They turned into some kind of flat thing with a bag or sack or something below. Here is the flat part.
Here is the sack.
Now they are apparently finished and start retracting their things.
More retracting. It looked like it came from their breathing holes on their sides, but that seems extraordinarily weird.
They're done now.
They dropped from the slimy rope and went on their way.
I assume these things normally hang from trees and the like. Now wouldn't that be an experience, getting these things in your face when you're out walking in the woods during the evening
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Nothing 10,000 tons of metaldehyde couldn't fix.Dooey Jo wrote:I assume these things normally hang from trees and the like. Now wouldn't that be an experience, getting these things in your face when you're out walking in the woods during the evening
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I just hate slugs!
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What about just ordinary table salt? It works on leeches.
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Wow, that's very cool! Thanks for taking pictures!!
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I've stepped on slugs barefooted before... tehy feel pretty icky.
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Escargo is a slug with a job; he can afford a mobile home.
Imagine the cruel twist of ironic fate if they had been at a farm, and gettin' it on suspended from some fencepost, slowly lowering themselves and their newly created sac of younglings slowly, lower, down onto a salt lick.
Heeheehee.
Imagine the cruel twist of ironic fate if they had been at a farm, and gettin' it on suspended from some fencepost, slowly lowering themselves and their newly created sac of younglings slowly, lower, down onto a salt lick.
Heeheehee.
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
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I recall watching that David Attenborough documentary, it was pretty interesting, especially since you don't usually think of slugs as particularly sensuous creatures, but they are when they have sex. They probe one another with their penises, suspended together, away from the world, all they can feel is one another. It's quite sweet, really, even if physically they are repellant to animals like us.
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Not bad, you need to work on focusing the Auto Focus, the third picture has the focus on the background.
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Yeah, this wasn't exactly ideal conditions. It was impossible to even see them in the view because of the darkness, much less set the focus...DEATH wrote:Not bad, you need to work on focusing the Auto Focus, the third picture has the focus on the background.
Meh, I don't mind them. And killing a couple that's busy having sex upside down on a ninja rope, that's just meanFaram wrote:Damn toss some Natrium Cloride on them!
I just hate slugs!
As long as there's NaCl or something else in it that can trigger the osmosis. The same thing happens to freshwater fish when you put them in salt water (and doing the reverse with salt water fish leads to slightly more... interesting results. Don't try any of this though, it ain't right).Surlethe wrote:What about just ordinary table salt? It works on leeches.
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What's the chemistry? The salt just causes the mucus to dry out and dehydrate the slug? How do you know all this, anyway?Dooey Jo wrote:As long as there's NaCl or something else in it that can trigger the osmosis. The same thing happens to freshwater fish when you put them in salt water (and doing the reverse with salt water fish leads to slightly more... interesting results. Don't try any of this though, it ain't right).Surlethe wrote:What about just ordinary table salt? It works on leeches.
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Create a higher salt concentration on the outside of the slug, resulting in H2O moving out of the slug to the outside to reach a balance. Since slugs are squishy, you probably get alot of out of it. As for the fish, the salt water fish being put in freshwater is going to cause it to balloon up. No clue if it'll actually rupture.Surlethe wrote:What's the chemistry? The salt just causes the mucus to dry out and dehydrate the slug? How do you know all this, anyway?Dooey Jo wrote:As long as there's NaCl or something else in it that can trigger the osmosis. The same thing happens to freshwater fish when you put them in salt water (and doing the reverse with salt water fish leads to slightly more... interesting results. Don't try any of this though, it ain't right).Surlethe wrote:What about just ordinary table salt? It works on leeches.
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Fucking Slugs.
Actually that is pretty cool.
Actually that is pretty cool.
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Well yes, dehydration is an effect of it. Like Tasoth said, the higher concentration of salt outside the cell membranes will force water out of the cells. This is because the cell membranes are permeable to the water but not the salt. Since the salt solution has a higher solvent potential, this will create a pressure gradient across the membrane, which will cause water to flow out until the balance has been restored. In the case of salt water fish, the reverse happens; water flows into the cells. Enough swelling can cause blood vessels and other things to rupture, and it ain't gonna be pretty...Surlethe wrote:What's the chemistry? The salt just causes the mucus to dry out and dehydrate the slug?
I have awesome science teachersHow do you know all this, anyway?
(And I also conducted "experiments" on leeches, but that's okay because leeches are evil)
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