Discworld Wizards Vs. Harry Potter Wizards

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Who would win?

Hogwarts
0
No votes
The Unseen University
7
78%
Do you need more dried frog pills?
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22%
 
Total votes: 9

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Post by Straha »

Alright, as my first public action back from retirement I post a new poll. Who would win in a deul? The Senior wizards of the Unseen University in Discworld, or the top eight wizards of the Hogwarts Academy?

Please note each side has had enough time to prepare for this upcoming battle.
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Ah, Fleetlord, why would you post such a lopsided fight? Ridicully alone should be able to hand the Hogwarts' wizards.
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Cosmic Average wrote:Ah, Fleetlord, why would you post such a lopsided fight? Ridicully alone should be able to hand the Hogwarts' wizards.
Fleetlord? I only made shiplord :evil: Damn that Avtar

But really what I mean is the full force of the Hogwarts Universe, I.E. Voldemort, Wossname the big guy, Dumbledore, etc. versus only the Unseen University leadership, and to be fair add Rincewind.

Clear enough?
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Straha wrote:
Cosmic Average wrote:Ah, Fleetlord, why would you post such a lopsided fight? Ridicully alone should be able to hand the Hogwarts' wizards.
Fleetlord? I only made shiplord :evil: Damn that Avtar

Oops, sorry 'bout that. Totally meant shiplord. :o
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I mean come on, the Unseen University can summon Death with mouse blood. Voldemort doesn't know what the hell he is doing, for a decent reincarnating Mage villain, I'd have to go with Mornelithe Falconsbane.
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Post by consequences »

Correct! :D
Anyone up for question 2?
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Post by ben »

depends on where the fight will take place in a heavy magic enviroment the UU will win. in a normal enviroment its going to be a bit of a toss up, unless the Hogwarts call the Librarian a "monkey" then all hell is gonna break losse or if the Hogwarts team threathen Rincewind then Luggage will kisk their ass.
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Rincewind appears, spends half the fight running from it, with luggage in toe and somehow ends up saving the day, No one knows how, but he does.
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Post by Hendrake »

All it takes for the UU to win is someone from Hogwarts calling the Librarian a monkey, the Dean going berserk and/or Ponder getting something "peculiar" out of HEX...
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