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Your special talents, and things you can't do

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

What are your unique abilities that nobody else you know can do, and what tihng everyone else can do can't you do? For example, I can't make a noise whenever I snap my fingers. I've never mastered it.
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raise one eybrow at a time, let it drop again and raise the other eybrow. repeat at high speed. i´ve met very few people who can raise only oney eybrow and nobody who can do it like described above.

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I can snap my toes, but not my fingers.
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I can bend my fingers at the outer-most knuckle to almost a right angle. I can also pull my thumb over the top of my hand.
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I can will my stomach to shove the food it has down the small intestine---this is called biofeedback, I think. Helps against naseua(sp?) during sleep.
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I can't snap my fingers either. Never could. Can't whistle, either. Damn.
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LadyBarbara wrote:I can't snap my fingers either. Never could. Can't whistle, either. Damn.
I can snap my fingers only most of the time. As for whistling, I can whistle breathing in as well as out.

No offense, Barbara.
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I can't stick my tongue out.
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Raxmei wrote:I can't stick my tongue out.


:?: :?: :?:
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I can twist my tounge upside-down without touching it or using my lips and such to hold it there. I can't whistle using the two finger method and never understood how people can do it.. though I can whistle breathing in and out too...
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salm wrote:
Raxmei wrote:I can't stick my tongue out.


:?: :?: :?:
Bwahahaha, you can't stick your tongue out?! Watch this *sticks tongue in and out continuously* bwahahaha *walks away sticking tongue in and out*.

Edit: Wait, how do you tongue kiss? Or lick? Guess have to make due with what you have, either that or you can actually stick your tongue out some which is what I think is what you meant.
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ArmorPierce wrote: Bwahahaha, you can't stick your tongue out?! Watch this *sticks tongue in and out continuously* bwahahaha *walks away sticking tongue in and out*.
You look silly.
Edit: Wait, how do you tongue kiss? Or lick? Guess have to make due with what you have, either that or you can actually stick your tongue out some which is what I think is what you meant.
I don't. I can only get it out a few millimeters beyond my teeth. It's a physical defect. There's a surgical fix but I haven't gotten around to having it done yet.
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I can make disgusting popping and cracking noises with my left wrist and shoulder, really handy for grossing girls out. I also can't squat on my right leg 'cause I screwed up my knee.
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Extremely stupid, but I can direct 3/4 and 4/4 time simultaneously.
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Sonnenburg wrote:Extremely stupid, but I can direct 3/4 and 4/4 time simultaneously.
Which hand is doing 3/4?
(yes, I can do that too. Comes from YEARS of performing)
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My special talent? Well... things you guys would like would be...

Turn my tongue into a U.
Roll my tongue (back to front).
Turn my tongue over.
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I can flip my tongue over in one direction but not the other.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:My special talent? Well... things you guys would like would be...

Turn my tongue into a U.
Roll my tongue (back to front).
Turn my tongue over.
:twisted:
Hee hee hee...

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Kelly Antilles wrote:My special talent? Well... things you guys would like would be...

Turn my tongue into a U.
Roll my tongue (back to front).
Turn my tongue over.
:twisted:
That's good to know.

Anyway, I can't repeat a rhythm. I mean, I can sing or hum it, but I can't clap a rhythm that someone else has just done.
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My long, dextrous 'magic' fingers.

'Nuff said. :mrgreen:
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I can burp extremely loud, at will, without the help of any carbonated beverages or any other type of food. I can also crack my neck, which makes the most satisfying sound ever.

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Hmmmm......what is appropriate to share.......hmmm..... :twisted:

*angelic smile* I'll be good:

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I can't...hmmm, what can't I do? I know there's plenty... *furrows brow* Lemme think. I'll come back to it.
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I can do addition, subtraction, and basic multiplication in my head at speeds that scare some people.
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:My long, dextrous 'magic' fingers.

'Nuff said. :mrgreen:
Since Utsanomiko didn't list what he's bad at, I'll do it:

His handwriting is for shit. One of the worst I've ever seen.
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