Things that the opposite sex can't do.

[BlkbrryTheGreat]

Chicks can masturbate in public and have no one notices.

Wait...... hows that work?

(oh and sorry for the sarcasm mix up spanks)

[kheegster]

Chicks can masturbate in public and have no one notices.

Wait...... hows that work?

(oh and sorry for the sarcasm mix up spanks)

Grind their legs together I guess...although I've heard of girls letting cellphones on silent mode ring between their legs.

KG

[kheegster]

....although if they want to go the whole hog it's not going to be as noticeable...less hand movements required than us guys.

KG

[Spanky The Dolphin]

We need to ask Kelly.

[Andrew J.]

Women can't go on either this message board or SB.com without getting mobbed by hordes of horny fanboys, whereas I managed it, albeit with a great deal of effort.

[Wicked Pilot]

To rehash what someone else said, women can do this:

[kheegster]

Male gymnasts can do the same can't they?

KG

[Spanky The Dolphin]

What, men can't post a broken link?

[Specialist]

Basically listing all the wierd shit that men can do that women can't and vise versa. Try to keep it to the non-obvious stuff, we all realize that men can pee standing up without getting themselves wet and the like.

One thing I did notice is that most men have the ability to completly shut out any conversation that their not interested in hearing, espically if its nagging of some sort. Women, to my knownledge can't do this.

So what you have guys and girls noticed?

Please try to keep it non-obvious. Women pee standing

[kheegster]

Basically listing all the wierd shit that men can do that women can't and vise versa. Try to keep it to the non-obvious stuff, we all realize that men can pee standing up without getting themselves wet and the like.

One thing I did notice is that most men have the ability to completly shut out any conversation that their not interested in hearing, espically if its nagging of some sort. Women, to my knownledge can't do this.

So what you have guys and girls noticed?

Please try to keep it non-obvious. Women pee standing

The Age of Women has come!

KG

[Darth Wong]

This may seem sexist, but men seem to have a higher pain treshold than women...most of the girls I know would immediately detect a paper cut and fuss over it. When I play volleyball I will often dive for the ball without thinking, but girls seem to fear diving, so they soft-dive, if they dive at all. I once had a friend twist my fingers almost to breaking point and I didn't break my poker face.

Women react more strongly to light pain. However, that doesn't mean their pain threshold is lower; they're just less inclined to act stoic. I've heard the opposite, in fact; womens' pain threshold is higher, which becomes necessary during childbirth.

[ArmorPierce]

interesting to say the least

I heard that women have a higher pain threshold during labour 'cause of all the hormones flying around to make child birth less painful.

[aerius]

Men can bounce on a trampoline without getting hit in the face by a pair of funbags. Actually a lot of women can do this too but you haven't lived until you've seen a woman thwap herself in the face with her tits while bouncing on a trampoline.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

For one, men can be looked at without him filing a restraining order. Also, women can say teh phrase "I'll check the map".

[Next of Kin]

Men can go out with the 'boys' and belch, fart, and make other bodily noises over a sporting event and this is a common occurance.

[jegs2]

Men can pee their names in the snow with ease. I suppose a woman could do that, but without artificial modifications it would be awfully awkward...

[Darth Wong]

A man can cut someone off in traffic, honestly believe that he is the wronged party when the other person honks his horn, and then engage in pointless escalatory retaliation, verbal abuse, and possibly even violence as a result.

Wait a minute ... that's not something to be proud of ...

[Sea Skimmer]

A man can cut someone off in traffic, honestly believe that he is the wronged party when the other person honks his horn, and then engage in pointless escalatory retaliation, verbal abuse, and possibly even violence as a result.

Wait a minute ... that's not something to be proud of ...

Hey I was just about to post here! Fuck you ass hole!

*Leans on horn while giving Wong the finger*

[TrailerParkJawa]

A man can cut someone off in traffic, honestly believe that he is the wronged party when the other person honks his horn, and then engage in pointless escalatory retaliation, verbal abuse, and possibly even violence as a result.

Wait a minute ... that's not something to be proud of ...

I dunno, Ive had women cut me off. And act like a man. Serious. Of course I cant prove she really didnt have a penis.

[Zaia]

For one, men can be looked at without him filing a restraining order. Also, women can say teh phrase "I'll check the map".

Actually one difference I've noted is that, generally, women seem to be more inclined to use landmarks and visual cues to remember directions, whereas men tend to remember street names and road numbers better.

I also read in 'Discover' a while back that the male brain is better at turning 2-dimensional things into 3, ie: translating a map into real-life places, and the female brain is better at picking up and remembering small details to use as landmarks (but has difficulty remembering street names and numbers). Es eenteresting, no?

Of course, the whole landmark thing sucks when you're going somewhere you've never been before...

EDIT: And D.W., I can hook up my stereo just fine by myself; I know how to read directions. And, before anyone mentions it, I can program my VCR too.

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Weird, I prefer using landmarks and can't understand directions well...

[neoolong]

Weird, I prefer using landmarks and can't understand directions well...

It can be easier to get lost using directions if you miss the small street sign. It can be easier to find your way using landmarks like "turn right at the McDonald's." I prefer a combination of the two.

[Shinova]

I can't follow directions PERIOD. You tell me to get the steak from the freezer. A minute later, you'll find me still searching.

[Zaia]

Weird, I prefer using landmarks and can't understand directions well...

Hmmm, perhaps you just have a feminine brain? Or maybe you're secretly a woman?

I did say that I noticed it was true generally speaking, not universally, and I'm fairly certain the stuff in 'Discover' said that overall they noticed that trend but that it wasn't always accurate. *shrug* It's whatever. Just an observation.

EDIT: Oh! Should have clarified. I don't mean directions vs. landmarks when going places you don't know. Sorry, I was misleading... I mean, if I ask you how to get from where you live to the closest post office or something, guys will most likely know all the street names of all the possible routes to go, whereas a chick would most likely know some of the street names but would explain how to get there by using landmarks.

Yes, finding my way someplace the first time I like a combo, but driving around places I know very well I still sometimes have trouble remembering the street names but can visualize exactly what the intersection looks like in my head.

[paladin]

We can have sexual relationships with members of the same gender without the problems that guys have. Gay or bisexual men are generally frowned upon while lesbian or bi women are likely the biggest turn-ons you guys have. Take that!

as long as the lesbians are HOT. If the lesbians are butchy looking, then it's not a turn-on.