Ejaculation distance

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-19 01:20am

Gah, damn, this monster has some girth to it. Fucking ahole. Alright. a shit. It's to unweildly. Can one of you lovely ladies give me a *hand* over here. Seems Peter has his head up someone's ass.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-19 01:21am

Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 01:22am

Darth Wong wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:You're a engineer, and I'd have expected you to do this in the Metric system, in your annoyingly precise way, rather than using a system that leaves a massive margin of errror.
Not to humour Shep's attempt to take this thread into territory he's more comfortable with (read: away from sex), but the Imperial system is no more inherently error-prone than the Metric system. The problem is that it's horribly inconvenient for scientific calculations, because of all the stupid and arbitrary conversion factors. Since I am not performing any scientific calculations or expecting great accuracy in measurement, conversion into Metric is not necessary.

Thank you for calling it what it is, Lord Wong. That's why I exploded into a fiery Railgun-spewing rage at Shep... Anyways what's YOUR Range, Number of Shots/Burst, Amount of Ordnance Fired/Etc? ROFL!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 01:24am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

I've seen videos of it. From Kazaa. Oh the THINGS YOU CAN FIND WITH KAZAA!!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-19 01:26am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

Gross? *raises eyebrow* How so?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-19 01:27am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

Gross? What kind of SD.net denizen are you?

Anyway, even those who don't literally ejaculate can still expel fluid from the vagina.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-19 01:28am

Not exactly sure, but I think it's something like urinating...

I really have no fucking clue. But it's not really at all like when women get wet with vaginal fluids.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-19 01:29am

XaLEv wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...
Gross? What kind of SD.net denizen are you?

I know something about virtually everything

But really, I just stumbled on it and read a bit about it.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 01:34am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Gah, damn, this monster has some girth to it. Fucking ahole. Alright. a shit. It's to unweildly. Can one of you lovely ladies give me a *hand* over here. Seems Peter has his head up someone's ass.

WTF?

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-19 01:36am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Gah, damn, this monster has some girth to it. Fucking ahole. Alright. a shit. It's to unweildly. Can one of you lovely ladies give me a *hand* over here. Seems Peter has his head up someone's ass.
WTF?

What that means is, I have my dick in someone's ass, and I need a chick to help me get the jizz shot measured out.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 01:40am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Gah, damn, this monster has some girth to it. Fucking ahole. Alright. a shit. It's to unweildly. Can one of you lovely ladies give me a *hand* over here. Seems Peter has his head up someone's ass.
WTF?
What that means is, I have my dick in someone's ass, and I need a chick to help me get the jizz shot measured out.

Hmm your friend is lucky. I'm jealous of him.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-19 01:47am

Zaia wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...
Gross? *raises eyebrow* How so?

Don't worry about it, Zaia; Spanky's just a bit of a prude, that's all. There are few sexual conversations which he doesn't find gross or disturbing in some way.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-19 01:48am

Oh, she already knows about me and what I like/don't like, Mike.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-19 01:53am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: WTF?
What that means is, I have my dick in someone's ass, and I need a chick to help me get the jizz shot measured out.
Hmm your friend is lucky. I'm jealous of him.

No one is flame retardent Quaker. In a rockets vs rail match, I'm the guy with the BFG.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 01:58am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote: What that means is, I have my dick in someone's ass, and I need a chick to help me get the jizz shot measured out.
Hmm your friend is lucky. I'm jealous of him.
No one is flame retardent Quaker. In a rockets vs rail match, I'm the guy with the BFG.

Again...
WTF?
ROFL! What does Quake have to do with Sex?

*wonders what Quake has to do with Sex*

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-19 02:01am

It's rather obvious actually. In what some would see as a thread hijack, I have used your blatant liking to Quake for a come back. Anyways, if you can't get the connection I will spell it out for you.

Getting railed by a rocket.

If you don't get it from there man, then the denizens need to help pull you out from that rock.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 02:09am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:It's rather obvious actually. In what some would see as a thread hijack, I have used your blatant liking to Quake for a come back. Anyways, if you can't get the connection I will spell it out for you.

Getting railed by a rocket.

If you don't get it from there man, then the denizens need to help pull you out from that rock.

ROTFLMAO!!!! Just call it Anal Sex next time mkay?

Mmmmmmmm anal sex.....

*BOING!!!*

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-19 02:51am

Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.

Well, did you ever have the situation where you ended up thinking, "Shit-- missed the towel, now I gotta throw the whole fucking book away"?

Just measure the missed towel by the dimensions it was at during the overshot, add however far up the book it was (first staple? Second? Third?), bear in mind barrel length overhanging the towel itself (be honest!). It's all very simple.

Angle, declintion, cant and squeeze can be factors as well as time unfired and if you have a healthy diet. Use of hand cream can also add a stimulating realism.

What was the target simulation? You might get more range out of Halle Berry, say, than a faded yearbook picture.

See? Easy to figure out!

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2002-12-19 02:53am

...but I can verify at least 16 inches, because I shot myself in the eye once playing solitaire.

(edit: I forgot the angle of the dangle: straight up)

-- Joe Momma

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 03:00am

Joe Momma wrote:...but I can verify at least 16 inches, because I shot myself in the eye once playing solitaire.

(edit: I forgot the angle of the dangle: straight up)

-- Joe Momma

OUCH!!! I've done that a few times.Hurts like Hell and your eye turns BRIGHT FUCKING RED!!! ROFL!!
BTW POKE!

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-19 03:01am

Welcome, n00b.

Oddly enough, I do not feel like "poking" you right now. Can't figure it out.

Unless you're Halle Berry?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-19 03:09am

Results of experiment.

63Cm. From ~30CM up angle 15~25degrees

Mike, can we have a serperate "Sexual perversions forum"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 03:10am

NecronLord wrote:Results of experiment.

63Cm. From ~30CM up angle 15~25degrees

Mike, can we have a serperate "Sexual perversions forum"

I SECOND THAT!!!!!!!!

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2002-12-19 03:57am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Joe Momma wrote:...but I can verify at least 16 inches, because I shot myself in the eye once playing solitaire.

-- Joe Momma
OUCH!!! I've done that a few times.Hurts like Hell and your eye turns BRIGHT FUCKING RED!!! ROFL!!

The best part was that I was all of 13 at the time. So Mom heard me scream a choice epithet and was right there at the door knocking to ask if I was okay. I don't even remember what sad excuse I used, but Christ, I couldn't tell her I 'd just been "cleaning the barrel" and didn't realize I'd left a round in the chamber

Come to think of it (no pun intend...oh, who am I kidding?), I can tie this to another current thread because at the time of this incident I was wanking it to pictures of Jessica Atreides from Lynch's Dune movie. THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!

-- Joe Momma

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-19 04:20am

This is decidedly unfair.

*Grumbles*
I am on High Blood Pressure Medication!

I can't even get it to pay attention anymore....

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